Samael76
@samael76.bsky.social
Standing on the precipice of madness. RPG lover, WoWRP aficionado (MoonGuardUS), and general giant nerd. He/Him.
Trans Rights 🏳️⚧️.
Free Palestine from Apartheid 🇵🇸.
Fuck ICE 🗑
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Trans Rights 🏳️⚧️.
Free Palestine from Apartheid 🇵🇸.
Fuck ICE 🗑
Profile and Banner by @actualsailboat.bsky.social
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I truly, deeply, sincerely do think the guy flipping burgers at McDonalds should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with his paycheck alone. That's kind of the whole point of having a job and I can't believe this is considered a radical position.🤷🏽♀️
September 19, 2026 at 1:38 AM
I truly, deeply, sincerely do think the guy flipping burgers at McDonalds should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with his paycheck alone. That's kind of the whole point of having a job and I can't believe this is considered a radical position.🤷🏽♀️
really don't want to feel this way, real tired of being scared all the time
September 19, 2026 at 6:34 PM
really don't want to feel this way, real tired of being scared all the time
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I don’t usually meddle on the writing side of Jeopardy!, but tonight I called in a favor for our Bluesky viewers.
September 18, 2026 at 10:34 PM
I don’t usually meddle on the writing side of Jeopardy!, but tonight I called in a favor for our Bluesky viewers.
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At the end of the day, beyond the hatefulness, he's really just a spectacularly dumb guy. Like I'm not sure he's achieved object permanence yet. He has to be reminded which hole the food goes in. His internal monologue is the sound of one hand clapping. He calls electrical sockets "finger zappers."
Q: China is one of the most repressive countries for journalists in the world--
TRUMP: Well, I don't know about that. I think we're repressive also
TRUMP: Well, I don't know about that. I think we're repressive also
September 18, 2026 at 8:41 PM
At the end of the day, beyond the hatefulness, he's really just a spectacularly dumb guy. Like I'm not sure he's achieved object permanence yet. He has to be reminded which hole the food goes in. His internal monologue is the sound of one hand clapping. He calls electrical sockets "finger zappers."
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there really does need to be a lot more emphasis on destroying this leather-faced eugenist murderer
RFK Jr: "We care about every child who dies from measles. They get headlines. We should care about the children who are dying or suffering or being injured by vaccine injuries."
September 17, 2026 at 7:34 PM
there really does need to be a lot more emphasis on destroying this leather-faced eugenist murderer
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Me: I’d like a slice of pizza
Server: that comes with three sides
Me: I know what shape it is
Server: that comes with three sides
Me: I know what shape it is
September 16, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Me: I’d like a slice of pizza
Server: that comes with three sides
Me: I know what shape it is
Server: that comes with three sides
Me: I know what shape it is
Being a passionate fan of the Resident Evil lore is gonna suck for the next week or so, huh.
September 16, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Being a passionate fan of the Resident Evil lore is gonna suck for the next week or so, huh.
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RIP, Tony the Tiger. Gunned down in his prime.
September 15, 2026 at 9:29 PM
RIP, Tony the Tiger. Gunned down in his prime.
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If you’re still in line to quit Ed Sheeran’s tour, stay in line!
September 15, 2026 at 10:09 PM
If you’re still in line to quit Ed Sheeran’s tour, stay in line!
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My "I am not complicit" statement has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my statement ass post
Ed Sheeran has released a statement on Macklemore being removed from his tour for speaking up for Palestine:
“I am not complicit. […] Just because I choose not to speak publicly, it doesn't mean I don't have [my own opinions], and it doesn't mean I don't care.”
“I am not complicit. […] Just because I choose not to speak publicly, it doesn't mean I don't have [my own opinions], and it doesn't mean I don't care.”
September 15, 2026 at 3:45 PM
My "I am not complicit" statement has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my statement ass post
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They’re trying to hide the shocking truth: he’s stop motion now
September 15, 2026 at 3:43 AM
They’re trying to hide the shocking truth: he’s stop motion now
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This is just a spectacular unintentional self-own
September 14, 2026 at 2:07 PM
This is just a spectacular unintentional self-own
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my dream is to one day see Sam Alito’s seat filled with the wokest rainbow-haired trans lesbian puppygirl imaginable
September 15, 2026 at 12:30 AM
my dream is to one day see Sam Alito’s seat filled with the wokest rainbow-haired trans lesbian puppygirl imaginable
this is so dumb man
why not Kendo? why?
why not Kendo? why?
September 15, 2026 at 1:42 AM
this is so dumb man
why not Kendo? why?
why not Kendo? why?
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“this incredibly talented woman was robbed so we are going to make an entire show based around how brilliant she is”
correct, good plan, well played, no notes
correct, good plan, well played, no notes
September 15, 2026 at 12:58 AM
“this incredibly talented woman was robbed so we are going to make an entire show based around how brilliant she is”
correct, good plan, well played, no notes
correct, good plan, well played, no notes
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at long last, every Better Call Saul fan’s quest to Get Rhea Seehorn An Emmy is at an end
bravo Vince
bravo Vince
September 15, 2026 at 12:57 AM
at long last, every Better Call Saul fan’s quest to Get Rhea Seehorn An Emmy is at an end
bravo Vince
bravo Vince
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one of the weirdest things about WoW is how the devs insist new customization and whatnot absolutely have to be tied to story content. like when you play ff14 they throw all kinds of customization at you but in WoW its like "sorry, no grimtotem tattoos because they need narrative justification"
September 13, 2026 at 10:47 PM
one of the weirdest things about WoW is how the devs insist new customization and whatnot absolutely have to be tied to story content. like when you play ff14 they throw all kinds of customization at you but in WoW its like "sorry, no grimtotem tattoos because they need narrative justification"
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I need younger generations to understand how weird it is that trump is such a unique terrible fuck up that it’s actually correct to blame the president for a demonstrably shittier economy and costs
September 14, 2026 at 2:01 PM
I need younger generations to understand how weird it is that trump is such a unique terrible fuck up that it’s actually correct to blame the president for a demonstrably shittier economy and costs
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August 26, 2026 at 10:37 PM
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It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
September 13, 2026 at 11:54 PM
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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It's increasingly baffling that every aspect of this IP is correctly telling you how awesome the WC3-vanilla WoW period of the Warcraft setting was and telling new stories in it while retail is like "we're running away from it as much as possible and we know it's sucked but give us another chance"
September 13, 2026 at 1:51 AM
It's increasingly baffling that every aspect of this IP is correctly telling you how awesome the WC3-vanilla WoW period of the Warcraft setting was and telling new stories in it while retail is like "we're running away from it as much as possible and we know it's sucked but give us another chance"