Sam
samarbles.bsky.social
Sam
@samarbles.bsky.social
I'm just some guy? he/they/she
queer, gay married, love Star Trek, D&D, and my pals
AND FUCK IT: I'm a damn DRAG KING BAYBEEE!! 💪😤💪 find me on instargh as GreaseYourAxel
i hate my manager! everything she does makes me wanna scream and/or go back to bed
October 5, 2026 at 4:33 PM
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A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
October 4, 2026 at 5:41 PM
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Sums up my feelings. 
October 2, 2026 at 10:54 PM
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Tomorrow is the deadline to register to vote or update your registration in Ohio. If you’ve moved or changed your name, updating now will avoid potentially needing to vote provisional in November.

Also a good time to double check your drivers license isn’t expiring before November!
October 4, 2026 at 8:47 PM
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please never forget that almost every single societal issue we face today would be solved by equitable access to essential things like food, shelter, medical care, and education, across the entire board, free of obligation
October 4, 2026 at 2:43 AM
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October 4, 2026 at 7:09 AM
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Something AI is responsible for that doesn't get enough talk:

How, when it scrapes a website to illegally steal everything on it, it uses up a ton of its bandwidth allotment, crashing it or racking up massive fees for site owners.
Yet again, the Game UI Database is being scraped to the point that it's getting knocked offline. Even Cloudflare's "I'm under attack" mode isn't working.
I just wanted to create a resource for real designers. I'm getting so fucking sick of this.
October 4, 2026 at 3:58 AM
my wife @raywithawhy.bsky.social said "i would eat the shit out of those!" while i said "it's my nightmare!"
these went over HUGE at a Halloween movie month kickoff last night. surprising bit of spice on these along with pitch-perfect coriander and yes the chips themselves are radioactive green
October 3, 2026 at 12:57 AM
how DARE you, silly thai historical drama, for making me cry with your SWEET AND GENUINELY HEARTFELT ENDING??? HOW VERY DaRE yoOOOUUUuuu
October 2, 2026 at 8:33 PM
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Evergreen
October 1, 2026 at 5:24 PM
i gotta focus. im shifting into soup mode
September 30, 2026 at 9:06 PM
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Me: I'm gonna go to bed early tonight
@samarbles.bsky.social: You should, you've had a long week.
Me: It's TUESDAY.
September 30, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Piper is like this. Never pee alone!!!
constant companion
September 28, 2026 at 9:53 PM
who is excited for "why did my insurance deny coverage of my prescription?" Monday?!
September 28, 2026 at 2:21 PM
just tried to explain who Nightcrawler's parents are to my wife @raywithawhy.bsky.social and they were like ".....sure." then: "Wait, if Mystique was the father, then who carried him? whose womb was he in??" so i had to explain there's a mutant whose name is Irene Adler - yes like in Sherlock.
September 27, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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hating ai is a pro-social activity
May 9, 2026 at 6:40 PM
screaming into the void about my self-paced flexible WFH job suddenly becoming a micro-managed HELLSCAPE
September 25, 2026 at 8:38 PM
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HAPPY INTERNATIONAL BI VISIBILITY DAY
September 23, 2026 at 1:14 PM
every time my manager does yet another stupid mico-managing thing that makes me seethe with annoyance, i'm thinking to myself: i am not a teenager, i am 38 years old, you do not need to do the equivalent of telling me to clean my room whole i am already cleaning my room. fuck off into the sun.
September 22, 2026 at 2:46 PM
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Help me raise some money for my kids’ elementary school! Buy one of these large DRAW pins and 100% of the proceeds will be donated to their arts magnet school! Do it for the kids!

www.harebraineddesign.com/collections/...
September 21, 2026 at 6:15 PM
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THE SEGWICK COUNTY ZOO PRINTED OUT MY DRAWING OF THE BABY TAWNY FROGMOUTH AND GAVE IT TO THE KEEPERS AND SHOWED IT TO THE FROGMOUTH ITSELF!!!

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!! 💕💕💕💕
September 18, 2026 at 1:01 AM
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I've seen people try to rehabilitate roy Lichtenstein among cartoonists. "he brought us into the mainstream" "he made us matter" fuck you. he stole and he profited and he left us in the goddamned dust and so did everybody who forgave him
September 21, 2026 at 2:10 AM
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when ai leaves u behind
September 20, 2026 at 11:37 AM
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ME: it is the middle of September and it is almost 80 degrees outside. it still feels a little early to be drinking pumpkin spice coff-

STAPLES: merry christmas you piece of shit
September 19, 2026 at 8:00 PM