op was a creepy teenage ai “girlfriend” on the windows desktop, now deleted presumably out of shame

instead of time-and-a-half they just paid you a-half?? wtf

love when a reviewer de-anonymizes themselves by suggesting i cite “the [tangentially related] seminal work of X et al.”

chicken pot pop tarts

me talking to my 3 year old son: get the fuck out of here with your spiderman costume

snapping the neck of the one disturbingly-large sperm that wriggles wetly from my penis after orgasm

so i should keep worrying about The Tall Doctor and not so much about The Giant Administrator?