Alex
@sayitaintalex.bsky.social
Sometimes I sit and write, sometimes I just sit.
Copywriter 📝
Occasional Movie Watcher 🎥
Habs Fan 🔵⚪🔴
https://letterboxd.com/sayitaintalex/
Copywriter 📝
Occasional Movie Watcher 🎥
Habs Fan 🔵⚪🔴
https://letterboxd.com/sayitaintalex/
found some stuff from like 10 years ago when I was a little baby writer and oh man is it bad
October 5, 2026 at 2:38 PM
found some stuff from like 10 years ago when I was a little baby writer and oh man is it bad
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Dobes emits too much EMF that Tavares' amulet can't handle
September 30, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Dobes emits too much EMF that Tavares' amulet can't handle
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[crappin’ my ass off on the toliet]
*unmutes Teams to say something at the exact moment a turd bloinks into the water* No concerns
*unmutes Teams to say something at the exact moment a turd bloinks into the water* No concerns
September 25, 2026 at 2:20 PM
[crappin’ my ass off on the toliet]
*unmutes Teams to say something at the exact moment a turd bloinks into the water* No concerns
*unmutes Teams to say something at the exact moment a turd bloinks into the water* No concerns
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Guy who is obviously on drugs: I built a supercomputer that is God and now I need subsidies
September 20, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Guy who is obviously on drugs: I built a supercomputer that is God and now I need subsidies
Giving up the lead in the second period? Caufield goal on a Saturday in overtime with 32 seconds left?
It's like the last season never ended. We've actually never been so back
#habs
It's like the last season never ended. We've actually never been so back
#habs
September 20, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Giving up the lead in the second period? Caufield goal on a Saturday in overtime with 32 seconds left?
It's like the last season never ended. We've actually never been so back
#habs
It's like the last season never ended. We've actually never been so back
#habs
okay but what's stopping us from renaming Lake Michigan to Lake Canada?
August 27, 2026 at 5:36 PM
okay but what's stopping us from renaming Lake Michigan to Lake Canada?
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Quebec election campaign officially kicks off today. Emotionally, we’re somewhere around month twelve.
August 27, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Quebec election campaign officially kicks off today. Emotionally, we’re somewhere around month twelve.
absolutely grinds my gears when editors pick through your copy only to provide the most vague complaints and provide zero suggestions
#copywriting
#editing
#copywriting
#editing
August 27, 2026 at 1:12 PM
absolutely grinds my gears when editors pick through your copy only to provide the most vague complaints and provide zero suggestions
#copywriting
#editing
#copywriting
#editing
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Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset"
U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
July 18, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset"
U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
Random name generator typa name
The /CanadiensMTL trade up to pick Gleb Pugachyov with the 26th overall pick! 🔵⚪🔴 #NHLDraft
June 27, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Random name generator typa name
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Brady Tkachuk would be upset about being called a second fiddle in Florida if he could count that high
June 21, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Brady Tkachuk would be upset about being called a second fiddle in Florida if he could count that high
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ELITE CANADIAN HAT TRICK SNIPER JONATHAN DAVID 🇨🇦 ⚽️
a man with blonde hair is making a funny face while standing next to another man .
ALT: a man with blonde hair is making a funny face while standing next to another man .
media.tenor.com
June 18, 2026 at 11:55 PM
ELITE CANADIAN HAT TRICK SNIPER JONATHAN DAVID 🇨🇦 ⚽️
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I never got that millennial "i turned 30 and now all my bones hurt and back hurts and my knees hurt" shtick
but now im a little more into my 30s and I woke up with crazy elbow pain for no reason
but now im a little more into my 30s and I woke up with crazy elbow pain for no reason
June 16, 2026 at 12:41 PM
I never got that millennial "i turned 30 and now all my bones hurt and back hurts and my knees hurt" shtick
but now im a little more into my 30s and I woke up with crazy elbow pain for no reason
but now im a little more into my 30s and I woke up with crazy elbow pain for no reason
June 14, 2026 at 4:05 AM
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This is the World Cup content I'm here for.
June 13, 2026 at 11:36 AM
This is the World Cup content I'm here for.
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lil jon at warped tour:
Yellow card for what???
June 13, 2026 at 2:15 AM
lil jon at warped tour:
When FIFA checks for offsides they got fuckin AI players measured with space lasers used by super computers to find an offside within half a cm
NHL is just like "zoom in on that pixel more"
#canvsbih
NHL is just like "zoom in on that pixel more"
#canvsbih
June 12, 2026 at 8:24 PM
When FIFA checks for offsides they got fuckin AI players measured with space lasers used by super computers to find an offside within half a cm
NHL is just like "zoom in on that pixel more"
#canvsbih
NHL is just like "zoom in on that pixel more"
#canvsbih
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He lives in a pineapple under the sea.
June 7, 2026 at 10:11 AM
He lives in a pineapple under the sea.
May 22, 2026 at 3:10 AM
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FUCK YOUR TEAM OF DESTINY
May 19, 2026 at 2:54 AM
FUCK YOUR TEAM OF DESTINY
@mark-carney.bsky.social
Give Alex Newhook an order of Canada medal please and thank you
Give Alex Newhook an order of Canada medal please and thank you
May 19, 2026 at 2:59 AM
@mark-carney.bsky.social
Give Alex Newhook an order of Canada medal please and thank you
Give Alex Newhook an order of Canada medal please and thank you
