Scott Holste
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A hilarious summary
September 19, 2026 at 1:22 AM
A hilarious summary
Happy #ConstitutionDay - it was nice while it lasted!
September 17, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Happy #ConstitutionDay - it was nice while it lasted!
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How dire is the recruiting situation at the FBI that they have to change the rules to let in the one guy who once fucked a donkey at gunpoint?
September 15, 2026 at 9:39 PM
How dire is the recruiting situation at the FBI that they have to change the rules to let in the one guy who once fucked a donkey at gunpoint?
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I thought this was on Point….
June 22, 2026 at 12:07 PM
I thought this was on Point….
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June 12, 2026 at 6:26 AM
Can they put this on their license plates?
Dr Oz: "You're not allowed to complain about Somalians, because that's racist. And the worst thing you can be in Minnesota is a racist."
June 10, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Can they put this on their license plates?
Boomer thought of the day: The subject of Steely Dan’s “Hey Nineteen” would be 65 this year.
June 4, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Boomer thought of the day: The subject of Steely Dan’s “Hey Nineteen” would be 65 this year.
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My god, Octavia Butler, just miss ONCE
June 1, 2026 at 10:16 PM
My god, Octavia Butler, just miss ONCE
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"WILL YOU SING AT MY FREEDOM 250 CONCERT?"
May 30, 2026 at 6:25 PM
"WILL YOU SING AT MY FREEDOM 250 CONCERT?"
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In Trump's head if America is being nuked, first think people would think "I wonder how Dow is doing today."
Trump: "You want to see a stock market go down? Let a couple nuclear bombs be dropped on us, then you'll see a stock market go down. So the stock market has not gone very much at all. It's gone down a little bit. Much less than I thought. And frankly the gas hasn't gone up as much as I thought."
April 12, 2026 at 3:12 PM
In Trump's head if America is being nuked, first think people would think "I wonder how Dow is doing today."
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The amazing, letter-perfect performance of NASA this week is a ferocious rebuke to the right-wing fools who constantly tell us that for-profit businesses always do a job better than the government.
April 11, 2026 at 2:10 AM
The amazing, letter-perfect performance of NASA this week is a ferocious rebuke to the right-wing fools who constantly tell us that for-profit businesses always do a job better than the government.
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Cartoon by Bob Eckstein
April 5, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Cartoon by Bob Eckstein
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New GOP logo just dropped.
March 22, 2026 at 4:32 PM
New GOP logo just dropped.
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✋ Former USG war crimes lawyer here.
Apropos of SecDef's remarks this morning:
Denial of quarter—even the declaration of no quarter—is a war crime.
And recognized as such by the US Government.
From DoD's Manual for Military Commissions.
Apropos of SecDef's remarks this morning:
Denial of quarter—even the declaration of no quarter—is a war crime.
And recognized as such by the US Government.
From DoD's Manual for Military Commissions.
March 13, 2026 at 3:58 PM
✋ Former USG war crimes lawyer here.
Apropos of SecDef's remarks this morning:
Denial of quarter—even the declaration of no quarter—is a war crime.
And recognized as such by the US Government.
From DoD's Manual for Military Commissions.
Apropos of SecDef's remarks this morning:
Denial of quarter—even the declaration of no quarter—is a war crime.
And recognized as such by the US Government.
From DoD's Manual for Military Commissions.
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If the government really is worried about Iranian sleeper cells, then it was probably a mistake to systematically reorient the majority of US counterterror resources toward arresting immigrant grandmothers and five-year-olds in bunny hats
The implication here is that a year of secret police crackdowns fueled by racial profiling have left thousands of sleeper agents unmolested, great stuff.
*FOX NEWS RADIO AIRS TRUMP INTERVIEW RECORDED ON THURSDAY
*TRUMP ON IRANIAN SLEEPER CELLS: THERE COULD BE MORE THAN 1,700
*FOX NEWS RADIO AIRS TRUMP INTERVIEW RECORDED ON THURSDAY
*TRUMP ON IRANIAN SLEEPER CELLS: THERE COULD BE MORE THAN 1,700
March 13, 2026 at 2:37 PM
If the government really is worried about Iranian sleeper cells, then it was probably a mistake to systematically reorient the majority of US counterterror resources toward arresting immigrant grandmothers and five-year-olds in bunny hats
It’s pronounced mar-QUAYNE, dammit
March 6, 2026 at 4:05 AM
It’s pronounced mar-QUAYNE, dammit
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You have to admit, the Board of Peace is off to a heckuva start.
March 3, 2026 at 1:52 PM
You have to admit, the Board of Peace is off to a heckuva start.
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UK: Prince Andrew arrested.
South Korea: Former President Yoon sentenced for life.
Brazil: Former President Bolsonaro serving a 27-year sentence.
USA: President Trump demands $10 billion payout from taxpayers.
South Korea: Former President Yoon sentenced for life.
Brazil: Former President Bolsonaro serving a 27-year sentence.
USA: President Trump demands $10 billion payout from taxpayers.
February 19, 2026 at 1:08 PM
UK: Prince Andrew arrested.
South Korea: Former President Yoon sentenced for life.
Brazil: Former President Bolsonaro serving a 27-year sentence.
USA: President Trump demands $10 billion payout from taxpayers.
South Korea: Former President Yoon sentenced for life.
Brazil: Former President Bolsonaro serving a 27-year sentence.
USA: President Trump demands $10 billion payout from taxpayers.
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Law enforcement without accountability isn’t law.
January 22, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Law enforcement without accountability isn’t law.
Live look-in at Aaron Rodgers…
January 13, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Live look-in at Aaron Rodgers…
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This week: we execute a U.S. citizen.
Next week: we take over elections to stop “fraud.”
It's so transparent what's going on here.
Next week: we take over elections to stop “fraud.”
It's so transparent what's going on here.
January 9, 2026 at 2:23 PM
This week: we execute a U.S. citizen.
Next week: we take over elections to stop “fraud.”
It's so transparent what's going on here.
Next week: we take over elections to stop “fraud.”
It's so transparent what's going on here.