Superhero characters who have to actually be dumbasses

1. Batman. Too rich to be smart

2. Thanos. Literally chasing shiny things, in love with girl who never pays him a lick of attention

3. Professor X. Ezra Klein type moron

4. Green Goblin. Explosives guys aren’t bright

5. Moon Knight. Idiot

By 1995 it was nearly impossible to get someone on camera saying they voted for George Wallace. They’ll never truly move on, that current runs too deep

Well I certainly wasn’t thinking about red rockets when I walked in to this Hudson news but hey a flight to Cincinnati is just the right time to get through this uh mister beast novel

Aries, his fears are unemployment and not finding love. The coaching carousel gives him serious anxiety