@securda.bsky.social
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this is wrong for several reasons, chief among them the fact that at least one person is on record saying L. Ron Hubbard was good at sex
elon musk is just l.ron hubbard if hubbard had started out with an emerald mine fortune
September 26, 2026 at 2:38 AM
this is wrong for several reasons, chief among them the fact that at least one person is on record saying L. Ron Hubbard was good at sex
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Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI https://theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-she-hooked-up-with-10-years-ago-now-head-of-fbi/
September 24, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI https://theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-she-hooked-up-with-10-years-ago-now-head-of-fbi/
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Its power is only restrained by the tray full of refried beans it rests upon
Pope Leo XIV has been gifted a massive green orb and honestly not now massive green orb
September 18, 2026 at 10:31 AM
Its power is only restrained by the tray full of refried beans it rests upon
Hint for this weeks NYT news quiz
September 18, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Hint for this weeks NYT news quiz
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September 9, 2026 at 4:59 PM
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Superhero characters who have to actually be dumbasses
1. Batman. Too rich to be smart
2. Thanos. Literally chasing shiny things, in love with girl who never pays him a lick of attention
3. Professor X. Ezra Klein type moron
4. Green Goblin. Explosives guys aren’t bright
5. Moon Knight. Idiot
1. Batman. Too rich to be smart
2. Thanos. Literally chasing shiny things, in love with girl who never pays him a lick of attention
3. Professor X. Ezra Klein type moron
4. Green Goblin. Explosives guys aren’t bright
5. Moon Knight. Idiot
September 9, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Superhero characters who have to actually be dumbasses
1. Batman. Too rich to be smart
2. Thanos. Literally chasing shiny things, in love with girl who never pays him a lick of attention
3. Professor X. Ezra Klein type moron
4. Green Goblin. Explosives guys aren’t bright
5. Moon Knight. Idiot
1. Batman. Too rich to be smart
2. Thanos. Literally chasing shiny things, in love with girl who never pays him a lick of attention
3. Professor X. Ezra Klein type moron
4. Green Goblin. Explosives guys aren’t bright
5. Moon Knight. Idiot
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FUCKING INCREDIBLE, KANSAS
September 8, 2026 at 2:48 AM
FUCKING INCREDIBLE, KANSAS
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The Nathan Fielder Elizabeth Holmes documentary is going to cause me physical pain to witness and no power on earth will stop me from seeing it opening night.
September 8, 2026 at 2:05 AM
The Nathan Fielder Elizabeth Holmes documentary is going to cause me physical pain to witness and no power on earth will stop me from seeing it opening night.
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the year is 2027. gas costs $83 and lettuce is at war with us. however every location on every map now says AMERICA
August 27, 2026 at 6:54 PM
the year is 2027. gas costs $83 and lettuce is at war with us. however every location on every map now says AMERICA
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[sighing to my wife at the table of a nice restaurant] No no no, milkshake ducks are just for racism. if you're complaining about fascists or homophobes, that's a drone metal orthodox priest guitarist. You don't think it makes a difference, but I'm saying it does. I am not raising my voice.
August 26, 2026 at 10:12 PM
[sighing to my wife at the table of a nice restaurant] No no no, milkshake ducks are just for racism. if you're complaining about fascists or homophobes, that's a drone metal orthodox priest guitarist. You don't think it makes a difference, but I'm saying it does. I am not raising my voice.
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Gonna restart the perfect songs thread from the other spot, someone got most of them here so first, catch up open.spotify.com/playlist/2VL...
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August 20, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Gonna restart the perfect songs thread from the other spot, someone got most of them here so first, catch up open.spotify.com/playlist/2VL...
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One thing Ossoff is showing that you can hold pretty normie Dem positions but still campaign like you can read the room and understand the high stakes of this election. People are incredulous and angry at what’s happening, maybe common ground is a necessity later but nobody wants to hear that now.
August 23, 2026 at 3:50 PM
One thing Ossoff is showing that you can hold pretty normie Dem positions but still campaign like you can read the room and understand the high stakes of this election. People are incredulous and angry at what’s happening, maybe common ground is a necessity later but nobody wants to hear that now.
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I would never sell cocaine in order to join a fraternity
I would do it
f o r t h e l o v e o f t h e g a m e
I would do it
f o r t h e l o v e o f t h e g a m e
August 19, 2026 at 12:54 PM
I would never sell cocaine in order to join a fraternity
I would do it
f o r t h e l o v e o f t h e g a m e
I would do it
f o r t h e l o v e o f t h e g a m e
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EVERY STORY ABOUT BEAVERS FOR THE LAST DECADE READS LIKE: WE RELEASED A DOZEN PADDLE TAILED LITTLE FREAKS AND THEY IMMEDIATELY BEGAN A TERRAFORMING PROJECT THAT REVERSED A CENTURY OF ECOLOGICAL DAMAGE IN THREE WEEKS.
August 14, 2026 at 4:47 PM
EVERY STORY ABOUT BEAVERS FOR THE LAST DECADE READS LIKE: WE RELEASED A DOZEN PADDLE TAILED LITTLE FREAKS AND THEY IMMEDIATELY BEGAN A TERRAFORMING PROJECT THAT REVERSED A CENTURY OF ECOLOGICAL DAMAGE IN THREE WEEKS.
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literally 100% of the bad things about "woke 1" are just shit that sucks about social media.
if you're complaining about "Woke" and not Gamergate, it's because you're a disingenuous prick.
if you're complaining about "Woke" and not Gamergate, it's because you're a disingenuous prick.
centrists who only read each other have convinced themselves that woke 1 was essentially stalinism
August 11, 2026 at 7:04 PM
literally 100% of the bad things about "woke 1" are just shit that sucks about social media.
if you're complaining about "Woke" and not Gamergate, it's because you're a disingenuous prick.
if you're complaining about "Woke" and not Gamergate, it's because you're a disingenuous prick.
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Between his love of showtunes and his sneaking out of Air Force One, we're maybe a week away from Trump recreating Gene Hackman's senator making a disguised escape in The Birdcage
August 11, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Between his love of showtunes and his sneaking out of Air Force One, we're maybe a week away from Trump recreating Gene Hackman's senator making a disguised escape in The Birdcage
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if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi
August 9, 2026 at 7:39 PM
if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi
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already hating this scene in the biopic with chris pratt
August 9, 2026 at 10:49 PM
already hating this scene in the biopic with chris pratt
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Saw this picture and trying to figure out the Diddy Kong situation is leading me down a rabbit hole that can only end with me rejecting the moon landing
August 4, 2026 at 6:17 AM
Saw this picture and trying to figure out the Diddy Kong situation is leading me down a rabbit hole that can only end with me rejecting the moon landing
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never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.
August 2, 2026 at 1:37 PM
never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.