Pyro Bob
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Pyro Bob
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Gamer. Non-binary. Comic fanboy. Film buff. Pretend Indian. Learning Hindi. Bharatanatyam dancer in training. Amateur historian.
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i’m crying dude what the fuck happened to this restaurant lmfao. it used to be normal before covid
September 19, 2026 at 1:13 AM
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thinking about this
Cat Rabbit
ALT: Cat Rabbit
static.klipy.com
September 19, 2026 at 3:59 AM
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Moody low lighting and Iomega Zip Drives. Will the night end with the 'click of death'? Only time will tell...

From a 1996 Win 3.1 software archive I've been digging into.
September 18, 2026 at 10:39 AM
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Omg sorry sarge I didn’t notice the incoming missles bc i was busy performing my mandatory 5x/hr beating off schedule
NEWS: The Pentagon has announced mandatory low-testosterone screenings for male troops 30 and older, including screening for symptoms such as “reduced libido, loss of spontaneous morning erections, erectile dysfunction,” and other symptoms.
September 19, 2026 at 1:12 AM
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Control Resonant features a loving tribute to the late David Lynch, the mind behind Twin Peaks, Mulholland Drive, and more from which Remedy takes heavy inspiration. https://bit.ly/4yLjZ9x
September 19, 2026 at 2:16 AM
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She disrespected the General then started eating his chicken
ellie gave me a bite of her general tso's chicken well i stole two from her plate but honestly that shit was so good i kinda just wanna steal the rest
September 19, 2026 at 2:19 AM
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Trump: [Starts a war in Iran that makes everything more expensive]
Trump: "This was Biden's fault."
Wendy's: [Brings back nostalgic food packaging]
Trump, speaking in the third person: "TRUMP DID THIS!"

bsky.app/profile/quop...
man what do you even say anymore
September 18, 2026 at 3:54 PM
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I’ll take any excuse to recirculate this
September 18, 2026 at 7:27 PM
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Also he already cut down the willow trees that lined it, and demolished an art piece on the grounds.
Trump is a vile, vengeful, sadist, working against the American people.
Note what he wishes to destroy:
September 18, 2026 at 11:13 PM
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September 15, 2026 at 9:30 PM
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i need to know what happened
September 19, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Nature is healing
Toys "R" Us is opening 120 new standalone stores across the U.S. in time for the holiday season, growing from 40 locations to 160.

The expansion comes nearly a decade after the retailer filed for bankruptcy.
September 19, 2026 at 2:25 AM
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LMFAOOO I'm crying my therapist had me close my eyes and do breathing exercises and said she'd do them with me so I didn't feel like I was just being stared at but when I eventually opened my eyes she was like:
September 19, 2026 at 12:46 AM
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Not this version of this port but yes I have played the RE4 Zeebo quite a bit
September 19, 2026 at 1:08 AM
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Extremists are not your friends btw
September 18, 2026 at 2:12 AM
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Hate to break it to ya pal, but Super Mario Bros. 2 isn't an original game. Yea. Blew your mind, didn't I? It's actually a reskin of the Japanese game Sonic & Knuckles. That's why Peach can glide, cause of her dreadlocks.
September 18, 2026 at 1:31 PM
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Bluesky has the JUICE
September 19, 2026 at 1:20 AM
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People on social media: “God are we even gonna win because of *insert reason*?! Trump will do *thing* to rig the results! The polls are wrong!”

Actual Republicans right now:
September 19, 2026 at 1:13 AM
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All things considered, If I had known every single dumb joke I've ever made was going to get taken 100% seriously by thousands and thousands of people, I would have at least tried to make them funnier.
September 19, 2026 at 1:16 AM
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September 19, 2026 at 1:31 AM
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how it feels to pretend to play along to phil collins
September 19, 2026 at 1:45 AM
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For five minutes…

Can people stop ruining the Lollipop Chainsaw IP…

FOR FIVE MINUTES?!
A live-action ‘LOLLIPOP CHAINSAW’ movie is in the works.

The film follows a high school cheerleader born into a family of zombie hunters who must use that legacy to save her school from a horde of zombies.

(Source: Deadline)
September 19, 2026 at 2:01 AM
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people are apparently harassing Amanda Hufford because they had an alternate idea for the TADC finale in which the entire cast goes into Jax's mind.

y'all if you're doing this you're a genuine fucking piece of shit.

Amanda's a human being and you're harassing them over an OPINION.

weirdos.
September 19, 2026 at 12:04 AM
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It's almost space heater season.
September 18, 2026 at 5:54 PM