Sidmund... AKA David
@sidbyrde.bsky.social
53yo 🏳️🌈 Dog dad... I'm just here, seeing what's about... There will be some NSFW stuff on here, so be warned... **Don't follow me expecting to see my d*ck because you won't** 🔞
Ok I’m shocked but not shocked. I’ve managed to drop almost 12lb in the span of 3 weeks. If I keep this up but a bit slower, I can get back to 250 in no time. And be able to fit into shirts that won’t look like tent awnings hanging off my gut.
October 2, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Ok I’m shocked but not shocked. I’ve managed to drop almost 12lb in the span of 3 weeks. If I keep this up but a bit slower, I can get back to 250 in no time. And be able to fit into shirts that won’t look like tent awnings hanging off my gut.
Share a villain or villainess you find sexy…
If evil then why so hot, huh?
If evil then why so hot, huh?
October 1, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Share a villain or villainess you find sexy…
If evil then why so hot, huh?
If evil then why so hot, huh?
I’m not a needy bitch, I’m just here collecting on the mental debt you’ve taken out on me over the span of a decade or more…
September 29, 2026 at 9:53 PM
I’m not a needy bitch, I’m just here collecting on the mental debt you’ve taken out on me over the span of a decade or more…
Well after this weekend’s errands and lunch with my best friend, determined that I cannot eat red meat any longer. Sucks because I ate that steak and now regret it.
September 29, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Well after this weekend’s errands and lunch with my best friend, determined that I cannot eat red meat any longer. Sucks because I ate that steak and now regret it.
I seriously doubt that grey sweatpants season will hit here in the South until sometime in December. It’s still hovering close to 85° during the day.
September 28, 2026 at 4:45 PM
I seriously doubt that grey sweatpants season will hit here in the South until sometime in December. It’s still hovering close to 85° during the day.
Ok, watched last week’s episode of ST: Strange New Worlds and currently watching the finale… Have I been blind or did they make Spock’s pants damn near compression tights last week? Because holy shit!
Really Sassy
ALT: Really Sassy
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September 25, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Ok, watched last week’s episode of ST: Strange New Worlds and currently watching the finale… Have I been blind or did they make Spock’s pants damn near compression tights last week? Because holy shit!
She looks like a fat version of the demon dogs in Ghostbusters…
September 23, 2026 at 2:26 PM
She looks like a fat version of the demon dogs in Ghostbusters…
We all know one, or several…
September 23, 2026 at 1:38 AM
We all know one, or several…
Late eating my breakfast of berry skyr and grape nuts…
September 21, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Late eating my breakfast of berry skyr and grape nuts…
Glad I can recharge my insulin pump in about 15 minutes while it’s still connected to me. I normally do it every Sunday when I swap sensors/infusion set, but forgot last week and it warned me at 25%.
September 21, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Glad I can recharge my insulin pump in about 15 minutes while it’s still connected to me. I normally do it every Sunday when I swap sensors/infusion set, but forgot last week and it warned me at 25%.
And the end result…
September 20, 2026 at 9:24 PM
And the end result…
Starting of the pasta sauce I’m making for this week’s meal prep. Yeah it looks green because it’s got spinach in it, mixed vegetables, mirepoix and mushrooms in it. And some ground beef.
September 20, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Starting of the pasta sauce I’m making for this week’s meal prep. Yeah it looks green because it’s got spinach in it, mixed vegetables, mirepoix and mushrooms in it. And some ground beef.
So I started this early this morning. Had to make some adjustments to my insulin pump to compensate. Long road ahead…
September 20, 2026 at 4:52 PM
So I started this early this morning. Had to make some adjustments to my insulin pump to compensate. Long road ahead…
Everyone said I was stupid for buying an EV, yet here yall are spending upwards of $4.25/gal for fuel when I spend about $6/week in electricity and have far better acceleration rate than most ICE vehicles do.
September 19, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Everyone said I was stupid for buying an EV, yet here yall are spending upwards of $4.25/gal for fuel when I spend about $6/week in electricity and have far better acceleration rate than most ICE vehicles do.
Working on a SAN today for a sandbox project and I had to create a disk pool. So naturally I named it “Gene”. My boss just looked at me like…
Ice Cube Confused Meme Reaction
ALT: Ice Cube Confused Meme Reaction
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September 18, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Working on a SAN today for a sandbox project and I had to create a disk pool. So naturally I named it “Gene”. My boss just looked at me like…
Man I do not know what it was that I ate recently that has made my gut go into sheer revolt. I’ve been around corpses with decomp that weren’t this heinous. And not to mention how painful it is…
September 18, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Man I do not know what it was that I ate recently that has made my gut go into sheer revolt. I’ve been around corpses with decomp that weren’t this heinous. And not to mention how painful it is…
You know you’ve gotten old when the music you grew up listening to is now played in grocery stores in the background….
September 14, 2026 at 6:29 PM
You know you’ve gotten old when the music you grew up listening to is now played in grocery stores in the background….
Ruin the name of a band using the word squirt…
Puddle of Squirts…
Puddle of Squirts…
September 14, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Ruin the name of a band using the word squirt…
Puddle of Squirts…
Puddle of Squirts…
Earlier I started the season’s first pot of “poot soup”… Chinese cabbage, long peppers, Chinese broccoli, cauliflower, onion, carrots, Korean radish with some V8 juice and diced tomatoes to finish it off.
September 13, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Earlier I started the season’s first pot of “poot soup”… Chinese cabbage, long peppers, Chinese broccoli, cauliflower, onion, carrots, Korean radish with some V8 juice and diced tomatoes to finish it off.
If you put more than two hashtags on every single post you make, you are an ass. That’s why I won’t follow your shit back.
September 8, 2026 at 7:19 PM
If you put more than two hashtags on every single post you make, you are an ass. That’s why I won’t follow your shit back.
Watched all 3 LOTR movies last week loud enough the house shook. Now to start on The Hobbit just as loud…
September 6, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Watched all 3 LOTR movies last week loud enough the house shook. Now to start on The Hobbit just as loud…
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old?
September 3, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old?
50 years ago today this premiered and I remember watching it with mom.
September 1, 2026 at 2:34 AM
50 years ago today this premiered and I remember watching it with mom.
There’s two types of people:
Folks that find John Rhys-Davies attractive…
Folks who are insane…
Folks that find John Rhys-Davies attractive…
Folks who are insane…
August 31, 2026 at 12:17 AM
There’s two types of people:
Folks that find John Rhys-Davies attractive…
Folks who are insane…
Folks that find John Rhys-Davies attractive…
Folks who are insane…