Psh, please... Nothing you can do to shock us...

If you ever had the DVD of that movie, one of the menu transitions was the cow on a rope swiping across the screen mooing like mad. It was HILARIOUS!

You need something to wind down your mind, like a job so you’re moving around and actively doing things. End of the day you will be tired no matter what.

Better make sure that you only use distilled water in it, or you’ll regret it fucking up.

When Covid shut down the fucking country years ago I couldn’t go to the barbershop so I just said fuckit and got one of the Leaf 3 blade safety razors. Kept my head shaved up until last year.

Most of the time here you’ll pull an old rotten boot or tire out with the hook…

Do it, but don’t be a creep about it. Simple as that.

Your head is salt/pepper, your goatee starts out dark auburn and progresses to gray. It’s kinda cool…

That guy is a certified wackadoo… He needs to just STFU and GTFO. We don’t want him nor did we ask for him.

And he’s been a twat in every role he’s played. So well to the point it leads me to believe he’s a rampant asshole.

Anytime I’m asking any questions in an email I always end it with “Please advise…” because it’s blunt, direct, and offers no ulterior motive. That “blessed day” and “morning kind sir” being sent to me will get you cussed the fuck out so fast,

I have that color pair in my collection.

HSV has plenty but unfortunately they’re all hidden away and/or damn near impossible to communicate with.

Where did you see these? Because I’m the obtuse motherfucker that would buy them just to low key discourage people coming to my house to eat.

I have a few pairs of those when they were available in a varying number of colors. Now it’s just navy/black/grey…