YourUglyBestfriend
@silasthepoet.bsky.social
Bartender, writer, infamous day drinker, vegan, dog parent, comedian, mc/host. Also, I'm a Libra, Libra rising, Scorpio moon.
Birthday in 10 days. Y'all can start shopping now for my gift. Hopefully it's just money. Thank you.
Zach Galifianakis's 'Gimme' Gesture
ALT: Zach Galifianakis's 'Gimme' Gesture
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October 1, 2026 at 11:40 AM
Birthday in 10 days. Y'all can start shopping now for my gift. Hopefully it's just money. Thank you.
I'm convinced Libras like having sex with each other just out of the fun and beauty of it. Then we braid each other's hair while arguing over a guy we both like, knowing neither of us really don't want that man. Lol ⚖️
September 30, 2026 at 6:49 PM
I'm convinced Libras like having sex with each other just out of the fun and beauty of it. Then we braid each other's hair while arguing over a guy we both like, knowing neither of us really don't want that man. Lol ⚖️
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Premise: If God is all knowing and sees past, present, and future.
Does that mean everything is predetermined and we don’t have “free will”?
Does that mean everything is predetermined and we don’t have “free will”?
November 21, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Premise: If God is all knowing and sees past, present, and future.
Does that mean everything is predetermined and we don’t have “free will”?
Does that mean everything is predetermined and we don’t have “free will”?
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🗣️MESSAGE!!!!
Don’t let your empathy rob people from the consequences of their own actions.
Don’t let your empathy rob people from the consequences of their own actions.
August 25, 2026 at 3:28 AM
🗣️MESSAGE!!!!
Don’t let your empathy rob people from the consequences of their own actions.
Don’t let your empathy rob people from the consequences of their own actions.
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I put my laundry away, clap for me
August 19, 2026 at 2:31 AM
I put my laundry away, clap for me
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I randomly tapped into reality today that the country is still falling apart…
August 19, 2026 at 5:03 AM
I randomly tapped into reality today that the country is still falling apart…
Today feels like I don't want to do anything at all today. 🫠
August 10, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Today feels like I don't want to do anything at all today. 🫠
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I hope something gay happens to you this week 😇
August 10, 2026 at 4:24 PM
I hope something gay happens to you this week 😇
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Everyone hates kink shaming, until I say my kink is money, then it’s boooo tomato tomato
July 21, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Everyone hates kink shaming, until I say my kink is money, then it’s boooo tomato tomato
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6 seconds.
Do you have 6 months of expenses saved up for a rainy day?
July 9, 2026 at 3:32 PM
6 seconds.
To want to be with a DL, "straight" acting, or whateva male seems like a character flaw. Also what is your definition of masculinity?
Mr Cummings Psych Therapy: Let's Explore That!
ALT: Mr Cummings Psych Therapy: Let's Explore That!
static.klipy.com
June 6, 2026 at 11:42 AM
To want to be with a DL, "straight" acting, or whateva male seems like a character flaw. Also what is your definition of masculinity?
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Please take your children to the library and let them read books that they can touch. Please.
June 5, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Please take your children to the library and let them read books that they can touch. Please.
And of course, I'll be behind the bar! 👋 it is me!😁😁
@greghaus.bsky.social
@greghaus.bsky.social
June 6, 2026 at 11:33 AM
And of course, I'll be behind the bar! 👋 it is me!😁😁
@greghaus.bsky.social
@greghaus.bsky.social
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I’m going to do whatever they want!!
Train, group, dp, two hands & mouth, Eiffel Tower. Rotisserie Me! Whatever!! Whenever. WHEREVER!
In fact, add Maxwell.
Train, group, dp, two hands & mouth, Eiffel Tower. Rotisserie Me! Whatever!! Whenever. WHEREVER!
In fact, add Maxwell.
Fuck, Marry, Kill?
Rick Fox, Jeff Goldblum, Eric Benet
Rick Fox, Jeff Goldblum, Eric Benet
May 27, 2026 at 3:48 AM
I’m going to do whatever they want!!
Train, group, dp, two hands & mouth, Eiffel Tower. Rotisserie Me! Whatever!! Whenever. WHEREVER!
In fact, add Maxwell.
Train, group, dp, two hands & mouth, Eiffel Tower. Rotisserie Me! Whatever!! Whenever. WHEREVER!
In fact, add Maxwell.
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Body dysmorphia…..
May 12, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Body dysmorphia…..
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Idk how anyone in the late 1970s and early 1980s heard the idea of trickle down economics and didn’t immediately start laughing until they died like literally every problem we have right now is because people fell for that shit for no damn reason
April 28, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Idk how anyone in the late 1970s and early 1980s heard the idea of trickle down economics and didn’t immediately start laughing until they died like literally every problem we have right now is because people fell for that shit for no damn reason
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IN THIS ECONOMY?!?!
April 22, 2026 at 9:18 PM
IN THIS ECONOMY?!?!
I don't know how y'all have the time to take nudes. Between my body dysmorphia, anxiety, and my general hate of taking pictures, I just can't.
April 23, 2026 at 3:07 PM
I don't know how y'all have the time to take nudes. Between my body dysmorphia, anxiety, and my general hate of taking pictures, I just can't.
Paid $42 at LAX for an Aperol Spritz and a shot of titos... you botched bitches can go to hell. Y'all lucky my Uber was cheap.
April 23, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Paid $42 at LAX for an Aperol Spritz and a shot of titos... you botched bitches can go to hell. Y'all lucky my Uber was cheap.
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god please let me find $50,000 laying on the ground this week
April 23, 2026 at 4:52 AM
god please let me find $50,000 laying on the ground this week
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Same goes for the Epstein files
“war crimes” means nothing if there’s no consequences.
April 7, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Same goes for the Epstein files
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“It’s giving war crime” has been added to my vernacular, I fear
Georgia Voter: It's giving war crime. You can't do that. We don't just annihilate people because we can and, you know, make a grab for the money and the oil. And that's what we've done in Venezuela. And that's what we're doing in Iran.
April 7, 2026 at 7:48 PM
“It’s giving war crime” has been added to my vernacular, I fear