SimplisticJ
@simplisticj.bsky.social
Just a Simple man with a Simple plan.
Wanna use my coupon?
June 13, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Wanna use my coupon?
When we make it that way my brother
June 7, 2026 at 4:54 AM
When we make it that way my brother
I’m not, who we rollin on queen
June 7, 2026 at 4:40 AM
I’m not, who we rollin on queen
Use this to aim my brother.
June 7, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Use this to aim my brother.
This is the 5th time, you know what must be done.
June 7, 2026 at 2:02 AM
This is the 5th time, you know what must be done.
See, now they about to lose more than just potatoes, cause ain’t shit sweet about that
June 7, 2026 at 1:59 AM
See, now they about to lose more than just potatoes, cause ain’t shit sweet about that
Lets paste some vanillas, cause my shit don’t run out of beans
June 6, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Lets paste some vanillas, cause my shit don’t run out of beans
Let’s handle this annoyance
June 6, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Let’s handle this annoyance
Asking too many difficult questions.
June 6, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Asking too many difficult questions.
I remember when someone else 100$ would last me until I found another person with 100$
June 6, 2026 at 4:42 PM
I remember when someone else 100$ would last me until I found another person with 100$
It will, but magic won’t play a part
June 6, 2026 at 4:40 PM
It will, but magic won’t play a part
This is a cat check point. Relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone.
#ProofOfCat
#ProofOfCat
June 5, 2026 at 7:37 PM
This is a cat check point. Relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone.
#ProofOfCat
#ProofOfCat
One way to solve this
June 5, 2026 at 7:08 PM
One way to solve this
We riding today or naw?
June 5, 2026 at 3:02 PM
We riding today or naw?
How I’m pulling up to the video
June 5, 2026 at 3:03 AM
How I’m pulling up to the video
The original is funnier because piccolo reproduces asexually 😭😭
June 4, 2026 at 6:20 PM
The original is funnier because piccolo reproduces asexually 😭😭
Lets rob a tj maxx and get the blood pumping for reals
June 4, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Lets rob a tj maxx and get the blood pumping for reals
Yall ain’t ever seen a furball this fuckin adorable
June 4, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Yall ain’t ever seen a furball this fuckin adorable
It’s not enough to be an ally to rainbow regime, you need to be a physical threat to those that oppose them.
June 2, 2026 at 10:30 PM
It’s not enough to be an ally to rainbow regime, you need to be a physical threat to those that oppose them.
Teach me your ways😭 hands are the devil and I still have issues with detailing facial features
June 2, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Teach me your ways😭 hands are the devil and I still have issues with detailing facial features
I treat bisexuals like that nerdy ghost treated Danny phantom, yall just halfa’s
June 2, 2026 at 9:22 PM
I treat bisexuals like that nerdy ghost treated Danny phantom, yall just halfa’s