the Po' Fessor
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If you're happy and you know it wtf?
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September 14, 2026 at 12:49 PM
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Righteously argued essay here. Triangulation also demonstrates a fundamental lack of conviction and sincerity — once you do it you can’t get that credibility back with attentive voters.
"I am for the dignity and safety and equal rights of trans people everywhere. Fuck you. The end."
"I do not believe you care about this issue. You are lying. In fact you're a straight up weirdo for fixating on kids' genitals so much. That is odd behavior. Let kids run around with their friends."
"I do not believe you care about this issue. You are lying. In fact you're a straight up weirdo for fixating on kids' genitals so much. That is odd behavior. Let kids run around with their friends."
I do not believe you care about this
You are lying
www.welcometohellworld.com
September 13, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Righteously argued essay here. Triangulation also demonstrates a fundamental lack of conviction and sincerity — once you do it you can’t get that credibility back with attentive voters.
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They all want to be the Oppenheimer of Death Star Ouija boards and that is not something you should want to be, even though it's a very silly fantasy
September 9, 2026 at 5:42 AM
They all want to be the Oppenheimer of Death Star Ouija boards and that is not something you should want to be, even though it's a very silly fantasy
I always feel a little violated when they reach into my pocket and change how the timer app works, but so far it's always way better
September 3, 2026 at 4:05 PM
I always feel a little violated when they reach into my pocket and change how the timer app works, but so far it's always way better
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The unexamined life is not worth living
- Socrates
I pity the fool
- Mr T
- Socrates
I pity the fool
- Mr T
Corporate They'Re The Same Picture
Alt: Corporate They'Re The Same Picture
static.klipy.com
September 3, 2026 at 12:59 PM
The unexamined life is not worth living
- Socrates
I pity the fool
- Mr T
- Socrates
I pity the fool
- Mr T
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JK Rowling needs a password manager like 1Password because she can't handle complex characters
September 3, 2026 at 2:14 AM
JK Rowling needs a password manager like 1Password because she can't handle complex characters
For me, Freedom! '90 may be the perfect pop song
September 1, 2026 at 8:34 PM
For me, Freedom! '90 may be the perfect pop song
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You wouldn’t steal a piece of paper stored as a pdf attesting you have permission to install and play a game
Sony says "reasonable consumers" know they don’t own the digital PlayStation games they buy.
It argues that it's "not plausible" to suggest that when they buy a digital game they actually believe they're "obtaining ownership" of it.
www.videogameschronicle.com/news/sony-sa...
It argues that it's "not plausible" to suggest that when they buy a digital game they actually believe they're "obtaining ownership" of it.
www.videogameschronicle.com/news/sony-sa...
Sony says ‘reasonable consumers’ know they don’t own the digital games they buy | VGC
It’s “not plausible” to suggest people believe they’re “obtaining ownership”…
www.videogameschronicle.com
September 1, 2026 at 1:40 PM
You wouldn’t steal a piece of paper stored as a pdf attesting you have permission to install and play a game
"I can sniff out a segregationist like a god damned truffle pig."
- Molly Conger, superhero
- Molly Conger, superhero
August 27, 2026 at 12:25 PM
"I can sniff out a segregationist like a god damned truffle pig."
- Molly Conger, superhero
- Molly Conger, superhero
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The WNBA really needs to figure out that what’s happening isn’t a “free speech” issue about trans people but a concerted effort to destroy the cultural cache they’ve worked so hard to build. There is no difference between the anti-trans movement and the guys throwing dildos on the court.
August 26, 2026 at 6:54 PM
The WNBA really needs to figure out that what’s happening isn’t a “free speech” issue about trans people but a concerted effort to destroy the cultural cache they’ve worked so hard to build. There is no difference between the anti-trans movement and the guys throwing dildos on the court.
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You must fight the yen
To tickle that wren
And never pinch a finch
Don’t be in a rush
To fondle that thrush
It only makes them flinch
Hugging an owl
Will cause it to scowl
It makes them feel absurd
So just have some grace
And give them their space
To tickle that wren
And never pinch a finch
Don’t be in a rush
To fondle that thrush
It only makes them flinch
Hugging an owl
Will cause it to scowl
It makes them feel absurd
So just have some grace
And give them their space
August 26, 2026 at 12:55 PM
You must fight the yen
To tickle that wren
And never pinch a finch
Don’t be in a rush
To fondle that thrush
It only makes them flinch
Hugging an owl
Will cause it to scowl
It makes them feel absurd
So just have some grace
And give them their space
To tickle that wren
And never pinch a finch
Don’t be in a rush
To fondle that thrush
It only makes them flinch
Hugging an owl
Will cause it to scowl
It makes them feel absurd
So just have some grace
And give them their space
Pretty sure this is chicken of the woods, coming out of an oak stump in my backyard
August 23, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Pretty sure this is chicken of the woods, coming out of an oak stump in my backyard
You go through life thinking you don't want to hear from Ice T about boner pills, and you're right to not want that. Nobody should get that just dropped in their lap. That's like a _specialty_ specialty kink
August 17, 2026 at 4:40 AM
You go through life thinking you don't want to hear from Ice T about boner pills, and you're right to not want that. Nobody should get that just dropped in their lap. That's like a _specialty_ specialty kink
Our scientists have discovered a 2nd continent: they're naming it pangea just made me absolutely furious. Come on, Sid Myers!
... and while I have your attention I really love civ6 even though I am still absolute trash at it
... and while I have your attention I really love civ6 even though I am still absolute trash at it
August 16, 2026 at 12:19 PM
Our scientists have discovered a 2nd continent: they're naming it pangea just made me absolutely furious. Come on, Sid Myers!
... and while I have your attention I really love civ6 even though I am still absolute trash at it
... and while I have your attention I really love civ6 even though I am still absolute trash at it
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learning that the WNBA news cycle about trans people involves zero trans people feels like coming accross a cartoon dust cloud that dissipates to reveal there's only one guy in it kicking his own ass
August 9, 2026 at 9:29 AM
learning that the WNBA news cycle about trans people involves zero trans people feels like coming accross a cartoon dust cloud that dissipates to reveal there's only one guy in it kicking his own ass
I'm watching aces @ fever and I miss Grady as the Wolves announcer. This guy gets me fired up!
August 7, 2026 at 12:33 AM
I'm watching aces @ fever and I miss Grady as the Wolves announcer. This guy gets me fired up!
"You're with me" is way more badass than "come" and now I want to re-train my dog
August 5, 2026 at 2:05 AM
"You're with me" is way more badass than "come" and now I want to re-train my dog
... biggest fish in the sea
You'd win the prize for sure if you got me
You'd win the prize for sure if you got me
August 4, 2026 at 12:57 PM
... biggest fish in the sea
You'd win the prize for sure if you got me
You'd win the prize for sure if you got me
Wow, ok. That's one point for the YT algo. Somehow, I did want to hear Lightning Crashes right after Material Lover
July 19, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Wow, ok. That's one point for the YT algo. Somehow, I did want to hear Lightning Crashes right after Material Lover
I'm a little late to the party, but this striking julep gives me a moment to lean back on a deep fryer of an afternoon and say, "eat shit, Lindsay"
July 13, 2026 at 10:56 PM
I'm a little late to the party, but this striking julep gives me a moment to lean back on a deep fryer of an afternoon and say, "eat shit, Lindsay"
Koo _AND_ Patricia Yuen? In this economy?!
July 4, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Koo _AND_ Patricia Yuen? In this economy?!
Remember that time they named Erik Estrada Frank Poncherello so that racists could tell themselves the most popular man on TV wasn't really Mexican, but just a swarthy I-tie"
July 3, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Remember that time they named Erik Estrada Frank Poncherello so that racists could tell themselves the most popular man on TV wasn't really Mexican, but just a swarthy I-tie"
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