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Sloan Garrett
@sloangarrett.bsky.social
Self-parody account. 18+. Canadian west coaster. Unpublished author of a hilarious novel that one rejector called “entertaining on every page.” Views (such as they are) are my own.
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As we elders, our daughters, and our granddaughters continue the fight for power, equality, and respect, we hold you in our hearts with love and gratitude.

Rest in peace and power, Gloria Steinem. 🤍
Gloria Steinem, Personification of the Women’s Movement, Dies at 92 (Gift Article)
She challenged sexist assumptions, helping women develop a sense of self-worth and gain a measure of equality at work, at home and in society at large.
www.nytimes.com
September 3, 2026 at 12:56 PM
If I have anything to say to the children of today, it’s “I’m glad I didn’t make any of you.“
September 1, 2026 at 2:52 AM
How do the tens of thousands of men, women and kids being held in for-profit ICE prisons feel about "Lake America"?
September 1, 2026 at 1:32 AM
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Before Europeans arrived, these were some of the names for The Great Lakes:

Superior: gichi-gami (great sea)
Erie: erielhonan (long tail)
Michigan: michigami (long body of water)
Ontario: Ontarí'io\kanadario (great lake\beautiful water)
Huron: karegnondi (fresh water sea)
August 25, 2026 at 1:12 PM
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Dolly Parton and Donald Trump were both born in 1946. Parton was born into poverty in a one-room cabin in Appalachia. Trump was born a millionaire in one of the most diverse places on Earth.

One dedicated her life to love and joy and generosity. The other dedicated his to selfishness and cruelty.
August 25, 2026 at 10:42 PM
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This isn’t a trade deal, this is we want to control Canada deal. Glad Canada told Trump to stuff it.
August 24, 2026 at 3:16 PM
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William [pause for effect, adjust glasses with icy disdain, clear throat] F. [let out a exhausted sigh] Buckley [make a face as if I'm trying to clean my tongue] Jr.
August 12, 2026 at 1:06 AM
IKEA responds to the crisis of unstable housing.
August 10, 2026 at 4:51 PM
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Friend, who chose The Amulet of Great Wealth: Haven't seen you since The Choosing, how's life?

Me, who chose The Amulet of Creativity: I'm great man yeah all good super good
July 31, 2026 at 10:31 PM
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I work at a public library. People who want to use AI seem to have no trouble doing so. People who don't want to use AI have a harder time. I crowdsourced and then finalized this document "How to disable or avoid intrusive AI" and then gave it a short URL: notoai.org Please pass along if it's useful
July 31, 2026 at 9:35 PM
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God gave us microwave burritos knowing we would burn ourselves (free will) but also a quick healing roof of the mouth (Christ's salvation)
July 31, 2026 at 2:17 PM
July 27, 2026 at 12:44 AM
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JD Vance openly conflates the survivors and victims of Jeffrey Epstein with child rapists to justify covering up the Epstein files and Joe Rogan just nods along.

He's completely compromised by the pedophile elites at this point
July 15, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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8) Will you consider expanding the number of Supreme Court justices?
9) Will you set up task forces to once again deal with white supremacist domestic terrorism?
10) Will you call for the removal of disgustingly unqualified appointees such as RFK Jr.?
June 28, 2026 at 1:50 AM
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5) Will you ensure that gender-affirmation care is a part of basic health care?
6) Will you abolish ICE?
7) Will you work to restore the jobs of black women disproportionately fired from federal positions during Trump's DEI purges?
June 28, 2026 at 1:46 AM
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I don't want some vague talk about capitalism. Tell me the following:

1) Will you investigate Elon Musk and everyone involved with DOGE?
2) Will you work to release the Epstein files?
3) Is impeachment on the table?
4) Will you restore the Affordable Care Act to its pre-Trump state?
June 28, 2026 at 1:44 AM
It feels good to hear Schmidt say "the American people will vote these people out of office" but I fear ~33% approval + gerrymandering + intensive voter suppression could keep the regime in place. www.alternet.org/trump-unpopu...
(Why are @alternet.org's skeets all 2 mos old & none since?)
Ex-GOP slams 'decrepit' Trump as a 'human malignancy'
Political strategist Steve Schmidt, a Republican turned Democrat, is blasting President Donald Trump as “despised,” “decrepit,” “bitter,” “angry,” “old,” “lonely,” and “hated” — while warning that “th...
www.alternet.org
June 10, 2026 at 9:38 PM
June 8, 2026 at 4:35 AM
June 8, 2026 at 4:34 AM
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Wow. This NYC pop up is 🔥

The Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Reading Room is open as a public installation displaying all 3.5 million pages of the released and partially redacted Epstein files, printed and bound into 3,437 volumes.

This shouldn’t just stay in NYC. Take it on the road.
May 11, 2026 at 6:39 PM
For no reason, here’s a Diet Coke ad featuring #TedTurner playing with a toy boat. youtu.be/WBbFoKp2pRk?...
1984 Diet Coke "Just for the taste of it" TV Commercial
YouTube video by ewjxn
youtu.be
May 6, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Will @theonion.com control Infowars’ existing IP? It would be cool if they can erase all its history and deplatform Jones as much as possible.
April 23, 2026 at 7:56 PM
I guess I need to top up my Bluesky meter.
April 16, 2026 at 7:37 PM