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Just doing my best.
Trying to raise kind children.
Stressed all the time.
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September 17, 2026 at 12:21 AM
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Foundational post tbh
September 16, 2026 at 12:21 AM
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September 16, 2026 at 12:52 AM
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Look, all I'm saying is that if Amy Sherman Palladino got Ella Rubin to play Young Lorelai and Carrie Coon to play Younger Emily and Jake Lacy to play Younger Richard (the ages don't EXACTLY work, but I don't care), I would watch a six-episode "Gilmore Girls" prequel limited series.
Carole King's "Where You Lead" came on the radio, and I had a premonition that someone will try to make a Gilmore Girls prequel series, about a pregnant teenage Lorelai arriving in Stars Hollow, moving into the inn's storage closet, and being cared for by the town. The title? GILMORE GIRL.
September 16, 2026 at 1:09 AM
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October 22, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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It’s not 1950 and I hope you get your ass beat.
Beyond beat!!!
September 15, 2026 at 12:24 PM
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September 15, 2026 at 5:24 PM
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imagine going back to 2014 and being told that in twelve years the biggest controversy in music is going to be Macklemore vs. Pink with Ed Sheeran caught in the middle. and then trying to figure out what it is
September 15, 2026 at 8:12 PM
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Colleges could subsidize books for students rather than paying for premium versions of ChatGPT
September 15, 2026 at 1:38 PM
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biggest laugh ive had in a minute
September 14, 2026 at 9:22 PM
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When they eventually make a movie about this time, please don't put the male politicians in good suits. IMO, the ugly, low rent tailoring should be part of the story.
September 15, 2026 at 2:19 AM
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Today I’m gonna finish up all my little Columbos.
September 1, 2026 at 1:57 PM
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'Tis the season (almost) 🍂

To celebrate, Fantastic Mr. Fox prints are coming back to the shop! A limited run of 15.

www.brianna-ashby.com/new-products...
September 14, 2026 at 3:33 PM
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The only person in public service who has consistently made 100% sense on issues of "AI," which is why they hate her so much.
September 13, 2026 at 11:03 PM
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Transfer Russia’s frozen assets to Ukraine before these pro-Russian traitors get into power
We will halt all payments to Ukraine and end all support for the war, while also demanding substantial repayments from Ukraine, Alternative for Germany leader Alice Weidel said.
September 13, 2026 at 10:20 PM
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"The president is a stupid asshole" quickly became a trite observation but that's still the analysis that most accurately and succinctly explains almost everything that happens
September 13, 2026 at 9:07 PM
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rfk jr has a lot of skeletons in his closet. bear skeletons, dog skeletons, a hippo skeleton, don't even try to count the lizard bones in the trunk of his car, a full set of moose teeth,
September 13, 2026 at 4:09 PM
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I keep saying this, but as more and more Democrats throw transgender athletes under the bus, I gotta keep repeating it.

Show some moral courage or get out of the way.
September 12, 2026 at 10:05 PM
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I wrote this quickly at a bus stop and didn't realize it would go viral, or else I would have worded it better. But the point is that the media is too credulous about AI killing everyone in 10 years (how?) when climate change is killing people now and will only get worse (we know exactly how).
I resigned from ExxonMobil today. I spent the last three years doing fossil fuel extraction research at both BP and ExxonMobil. Neither company is acting responsibly. They are racing to maximize extraction while the window to act closes, and gambling with our lives. More below.
September 12, 2026 at 10:15 PM
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So they realized they're in the gutter, no revenue in sight, operating at a tremendous loss, and suddenly decided to slow down "to save the humanity."
“.. It was a rare display of unity by Elon Musk, Sam Altman and Dario Amodei, who have been spending tens of billions of dollars to develop evermore powerful artificial intelligence models.”

@wsj.com
www.wsj.com/tech/ai/anth...
September 12, 2026 at 11:11 PM
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25 years later and The Onion’s ParentCorner 9/11 explainer from immediately after the attack is a better understanding of the threat environment than the one produced by the U.S. government.
September 11, 2026 at 6:57 PM
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No one should be afraid of him. He's showing right now that when it comes down to it, he'll throw communities under the bus if it's politically convenient. Not even elected and he's bending to pressure from the right. Really disappointing.
September 12, 2026 at 8:34 AM
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"They're not misunderstanding the film; they're co-opting a message"
September 11, 2026 at 5:25 PM
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“I hear there have been difficulties cracking a premise for an ongoing Muppet Show series.”

They came up with the perfect premise in 1976 and doing it again just won you four Emmys. What’s the holdup?
'The Muppet Show' Series Order Status After Special Wins 4 Emmys
'The Muppet Show' special got big viewership and four Emmys. Where is the Disney+ series order for the backdoor pilot? A look inside.
deadline.com
September 10, 2026 at 9:50 PM
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“The Miami Herald will no longer have a Miami beat” is the state of local journalism in a nutshell. Really, really bad.
September 10, 2026 at 11:25 PM