Friendly neighborhood idiot
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"So I chained a wallet to my belt, as was the fashion at the time."
judges also would have accepted, "when it rains, it purrs"
I don't have any Philly Eagles fans so I'm just going to throw this out into the blue sky ether
Frankly very relatable when your team is in that, "when it rains, it pours" status
Frankly very relatable when your team is in that, "when it rains, it pours" status
October 12, 2026 at 4:31 PM
judges also would have accepted, "when it rains, it purrs"
I don't have any Philly Eagles fans so I'm just going to throw this out into the blue sky ether
Frankly very relatable when your team is in that, "when it rains, it pours" status
Frankly very relatable when your team is in that, "when it rains, it pours" status
October 12, 2026 at 3:18 PM
I don't have any Philly Eagles fans so I'm just going to throw this out into the blue sky ether
Frankly very relatable when your team is in that, "when it rains, it pours" status
Frankly very relatable when your team is in that, "when it rains, it pours" status
Back status: we are
October 12, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Back status: we are
Sicko had it coming
It seems we share a love for pets! Do you agree that having pets makes life much more enjoyable?
October 12, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Sicko had it coming
did Todd Bowles shit himself on the sidelines?
October 9, 2026 at 3:18 AM
did Todd Bowles shit himself on the sidelines?
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tremors and jaws are both great movies, and Jaws probably succeeds more as a work of horror. but Tremors is actually perfect. an almost unique example of a film executed flawlessly in line with its vision.
I've said it before and I'll post it again: we should embrace and deify TREMORS as much as we do JAWS.
October 4, 2026 at 5:55 PM
tremors and jaws are both great movies, and Jaws probably succeeds more as a work of horror. but Tremors is actually perfect. an almost unique example of a film executed flawlessly in line with its vision.
Boy
I
Love
Losing
to the patriotS
I
Love
Losing
to the patriotS
October 4, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Boy
I
Love
Losing
to the patriotS
I
Love
Losing
to the patriotS
Deshaun Watson: *sexually assaults a dozen women*
CBS: Troubled past
Tony Romo: *DUI in Wisconsin where it is a regional rite of passage*
CBS: Fired from a catapult
CBS: Troubled past
Tony Romo: *DUI in Wisconsin where it is a regional rite of passage*
CBS: Fired from a catapult
October 2, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Deshaun Watson: *sexually assaults a dozen women*
CBS: Troubled past
Tony Romo: *DUI in Wisconsin where it is a regional rite of passage*
CBS: Fired from a catapult
CBS: Troubled past
Tony Romo: *DUI in Wisconsin where it is a regional rite of passage*
CBS: Fired from a catapult
So wait, where are Ben Rice and Cam Schlittler from?
September 30, 2026 at 11:56 PM
So wait, where are Ben Rice and Cam Schlittler from?
God damn I hate the Yankees so much
September 30, 2026 at 2:53 AM
God damn I hate the Yankees so much
Seriously how many different Yankees/Red Sox intro highlight packages do they have? Nothing's really changed since the Sox won in 2018.
They don't really need to keep making new ones unless there's some huge regular season brawl or storyline.
They don't really need to keep making new ones unless there's some huge regular season brawl or storyline.
September 30, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Seriously how many different Yankees/Red Sox intro highlight packages do they have? Nothing's really changed since the Sox won in 2018.
They don't really need to keep making new ones unless there's some huge regular season brawl or storyline.
They don't really need to keep making new ones unless there's some huge regular season brawl or storyline.
Rizzo is struggling to get through this intro
September 30, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Rizzo is struggling to get through this intro
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Tush push is unstoppable
September 29, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Tush push is unstoppable
My Gruffalo voice is quite possibly the best out there. My only regret is that he/she has so few lines
September 29, 2026 at 1:31 AM
My Gruffalo voice is quite possibly the best out there. My only regret is that he/she has so few lines
As a certified Broncos hater, this game is absolutely maddening
September 28, 2026 at 3:46 AM
As a certified Broncos hater, this game is absolutely maddening
The New England Not-so-Greatriots
September 27, 2026 at 11:59 PM
The New England Not-so-Greatriots
As much as I would love a Backrooms sequel to learn more ... I don't know if I could bring myself to watch it. What a weird and anxiety filled movie
September 27, 2026 at 2:35 AM
As much as I would love a Backrooms sequel to learn more ... I don't know if I could bring myself to watch it. What a weird and anxiety filled movie
I watch this at least once a week and end up crying from laughter each time, youtu.be/zjg9aN3sOt0
Indeed.
Indeed.
WASTED Alex Jones Crashes Tim Pool's Show
YouTube video by The Majority Report w/ Sam Seder
youtu.be
September 26, 2026 at 4:30 AM
I watch this at least once a week and end up crying from laughter each time, youtu.be/zjg9aN3sOt0
Indeed.
Indeed.
I've watched a lot of Simpsons YouTube videos talking about how awesome the show was, but this one is easily the best one I've seen:
youtu.be/PsUFWKOah3c
youtu.be/PsUFWKOah3c
No wonder it won 37 Emmys
YouTube video by ScreenPuff
youtu.be
September 26, 2026 at 4:08 AM
I've watched a lot of Simpsons YouTube videos talking about how awesome the show was, but this one is easily the best one I've seen:
youtu.be/PsUFWKOah3c
youtu.be/PsUFWKOah3c
Just recently got my 2-year-old daughter to help me make food for her and the family and it's been fuckin awesome.
Extremely time-consuming but awesome
Extremely time-consuming but awesome
September 23, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Just recently got my 2-year-old daughter to help me make food for her and the family and it's been fuckin awesome.
Extremely time-consuming but awesome
Extremely time-consuming but awesome
If this fuckin Nor'easter ruins the fall foliage I may have to yell at a tree or a pond or some shit.
September 22, 2026 at 2:28 AM
If this fuckin Nor'easter ruins the fall foliage I may have to yell at a tree or a pond or some shit.
Oh no way, I thought he died
Jaxson Dart ruled out but “going to be OK,” General Manager Joe Schoen tells ESPN's Laura Rutledge.
Jaxson Dart ruled out but "going to be OK"
The Giants quarterback hurt his left knee on the team's first possession of Monday Night Football.
www.nbcsports.com
September 22, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Oh no way, I thought he died
UNSHAMBLED
Chiefs haters (like myself) are in shambles
September 21, 2026 at 3:40 AM
UNSHAMBLED
Chiefs haters (like myself) are in shambles
September 21, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Chiefs haters (like myself) are in shambles