Friendly neighborhood idiot
@smokinjoe.bsky.social
Owner of a suitcase
Not my chain gang
October 16, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Not my chain gang
I don't have any Philly Eagles fans so I'm just going to throw this out into the blue sky ether
Frankly very relatable when your team is in that, "when it rains, it pours" status
Frankly very relatable when your team is in that, "when it rains, it pours" status
October 12, 2026 at 3:18 PM
I don't have any Philly Eagles fans so I'm just going to throw this out into the blue sky ether
Frankly very relatable when your team is in that, "when it rains, it pours" status
Frankly very relatable when your team is in that, "when it rains, it pours" status
Back status: we are
October 12, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Back status: we are
Boy
I
Love
Losing
to the patriotS
I
Love
Losing
to the patriotS
October 4, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Boy
I
Love
Losing
to the patriotS
I
Love
Losing
to the patriotS
Didn't realize this tweet was just the social media manifestation of Gloria
September 3, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Didn't realize this tweet was just the social media manifestation of Gloria
September 3, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Spotted this while taking a walk in our central Massachusetts, middle of nowhere Nashoba Valley town and I have to say, the kids are and have always been, all right
September 3, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Spotted this while taking a walk in our central Massachusetts, middle of nowhere Nashoba Valley town and I have to say, the kids are and have always been, all right
What a photo
August 23, 2026 at 7:08 PM
What a photo
Me after spending 3 hours making food for my toddler with a brand new recipe
August 16, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Me after spending 3 hours making food for my toddler with a brand new recipe
How most older millennials learned about mortality and loss
July 29, 2026 at 12:24 AM
How most older millennials learned about mortality and loss
Jim Jones colorized (ca. 1976)
July 23, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Jim Jones colorized (ca. 1976)
My solar powered pup
June 12, 2026 at 2:46 AM
My solar powered pup
Not remotely a Knicks fan but I'm fuckin livid at what that team is doing to the sport of Basketball
June 11, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Not remotely a Knicks fan but I'm fuckin livid at what that team is doing to the sport of Basketball
nah, not AI
the background colors you see are the spurs fiesta colors - three different color tshirts the fans get
the background colors you see are the spurs fiesta colors - three different color tshirts the fans get
June 4, 2026 at 5:28 PM
nah, not AI
the background colors you see are the spurs fiesta colors - three different color tshirts the fans get
the background colors you see are the spurs fiesta colors - three different color tshirts the fans get
Reporting from central Massachusetts
May 19, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Reporting from central Massachusetts
When he responded to "are you mogging me right now" with, "in what metric?"
April 15, 2026 at 3:28 AM
When he responded to "are you mogging me right now" with, "in what metric?"
🤔
Demogorgon, an angel in Catholicism?
Demogorgon, an angel in Catholicism?
April 13, 2026 at 5:35 PM
🤔
Demogorgon, an angel in Catholicism?
Demogorgon, an angel in Catholicism?
Yo
What the hell is this thing in the middle
What the hell is this thing in the middle
April 13, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Yo
What the hell is this thing in the middle
What the hell is this thing in the middle
When I forget to add mozzarella to the batch of broccoli tots for my toddler
February 16, 2026 at 9:32 PM
When I forget to add mozzarella to the batch of broccoli tots for my toddler
Who's your God now, Purdy?
January 18, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Who's your God now, Purdy?