smotired
@smotired.bsky.social
i invented the computer
he/him, 22, based in USA.
he/him, 22, based in USA.
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if you follow me and you are following more than like 1k people i’m just blocking you. don’t give me notifications >:[
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Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming https://theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nefarious-plot-to-undergo-years-of-m-1850433563/
September 18, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming https://theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nefarious-plot-to-undergo-years-of-m-1850433563/
i fucking love game development
September 15, 2026 at 5:55 AM
i fucking love game development
if you follow me and you are following more than like 1k people i’m just blocking you. don’t give me notifications >:[
September 11, 2026 at 5:34 PM
if you follow me and you are following more than like 1k people i’m just blocking you. don’t give me notifications >:[
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3 things about Dem politicians who dabble in transphobia:
1. It's wrong, they're wrong, on a moral basis they're being evil
2. It's stupid, they're stupid, they'll never get any credit from the fascists for it
3. It's proof you're not capable of reading or rising to this, and therefore any, moment
1. It's wrong, they're wrong, on a moral basis they're being evil
2. It's stupid, they're stupid, they'll never get any credit from the fascists for it
3. It's proof you're not capable of reading or rising to this, and therefore any, moment
September 10, 2026 at 3:03 PM
3 things about Dem politicians who dabble in transphobia:
1. It's wrong, they're wrong, on a moral basis they're being evil
2. It's stupid, they're stupid, they'll never get any credit from the fascists for it
3. It's proof you're not capable of reading or rising to this, and therefore any, moment
1. It's wrong, they're wrong, on a moral basis they're being evil
2. It's stupid, they're stupid, they'll never get any credit from the fascists for it
3. It's proof you're not capable of reading or rising to this, and therefore any, moment
i did not think trump was this fucking scared of losing the midterms holy shit
September 10, 2026 at 1:46 PM
i did not think trump was this fucking scared of losing the midterms holy shit
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if ur not at least a bit self obsessed n self absorbed ur ngmi tbh
September 6, 2026 at 10:59 PM
if ur not at least a bit self obsessed n self absorbed ur ngmi tbh
I think the most annoying part about the rise in gen AI is that now even on normal stuff people make that doesn’t use or even mention AI all the top comments are people going like “wow it’s so cool to see people making stuff without AI”
September 6, 2026 at 1:01 AM
I think the most annoying part about the rise in gen AI is that now even on normal stuff people make that doesn’t use or even mention AI all the top comments are people going like “wow it’s so cool to see people making stuff without AI”
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treatment is simple! drift king is in town tonight, go and see him, that should pick you up
September 4, 2026 at 1:15 PM
treatment is simple! drift king is in town tonight, go and see him, that should pick you up
finally drew something just to draw something. never doing that shit again
September 4, 2026 at 12:54 AM
finally drew something just to draw something. never doing that shit again
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been spending the last few days handslopping a beautiful server side rendered bootstrap webapp and it's a beautiful time. u can just take stimulants and write whatever code works and build fast shitty websites.
September 3, 2026 at 5:38 AM
been spending the last few days handslopping a beautiful server side rendered bootstrap webapp and it's a beautiful time. u can just take stimulants and write whatever code works and build fast shitty websites.
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Study Finds Regular Journaling Can Help Provide Clues About Mysterious Disappearance https://theonion.com/study-finds-regular-journaling-can-help-provide-clues-about-mysterious-disappearance/
August 27, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Study Finds Regular Journaling Can Help Provide Clues About Mysterious Disappearance https://theonion.com/study-finds-regular-journaling-can-help-provide-clues-about-mysterious-disappearance/
removing ICE just makes justice fully just
August 26, 2026 at 7:28 PM
removing ICE just makes justice fully just
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I would like to fist fight Mike Lee.
August 24, 2026 at 10:01 PM
I would like to fist fight Mike Lee.
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could arceus make a pokéball so strong he couldn’t escape it
March 5, 2026 at 7:54 PM
could arceus make a pokéball so strong he couldn’t escape it
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Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact https://theonion.com/democratic-socialism-myth-vs-fact/
August 19, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact https://theonion.com/democratic-socialism-myth-vs-fact/
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im doin agentic development i got the feds on my github
August 18, 2026 at 3:54 PM
im doin agentic development i got the feds on my github
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Abolishing ICE is now the official position of the Democratic Party
Here are things that happened at the DNC today:
1) Resolution calling to abolish ICE unanimously adopted
2) Brand-new early state calendar that reflects the full diversity of the Democratic base
3) Rejection of insider efforts to ban RCV from being used in presidential primaries
Great results here
1) Resolution calling to abolish ICE unanimously adopted
2) Brand-new early state calendar that reflects the full diversity of the Democratic base
3) Rejection of insider efforts to ban RCV from being used in presidential primaries
Great results here
August 15, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Abolishing ICE is now the official position of the Democratic Party
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Report: It Time To Give Up https://theonion.com/report-it-time-to-give-up-1825294900/
August 14, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Report: It Time To Give Up https://theonion.com/report-it-time-to-give-up-1825294900/
i’m sorry does that say Charles Kuck
Birthdate and name matches are causing US Citizens to get arrested in error by ICE as they board airplanes.
This is the same level of rigor they're bringing to claims of fraudulent voting, and is obvious as an error-prone method to anyone who has taken an introductory stats class.
This is the same level of rigor they're bringing to claims of fraudulent voting, and is obvious as an error-prone method to anyone who has taken an introductory stats class.
August 12, 2026 at 2:59 PM
i’m sorry does that say Charles Kuck
accident at necromancy facility leaves 13 injured and -8 dead
August 10, 2026 at 10:37 PM
accident at necromancy facility leaves 13 injured and -8 dead
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Iran War Enters 6th Justification
July 31, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Iran War Enters 6th Justification
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Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check
June 4, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check