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Parsipan has difficulty with "you're beautiful". He doesn't think he's Very ugly, but he's a monster, not a muse, and gnome men aren't exactly the average Baldurian's ideal. So he grew up internalising all the gnome height jokes, and his role as Bhaal's chosen was to inflict his attention on others,
September 22, 2026 at 9:06 AM
Parsipan has difficulty with "you're beautiful". He doesn't think he's Very ugly, but he's a monster, not a muse, and gnome men aren't exactly the average Baldurian's ideal. So he grew up internalising all the gnome height jokes, and his role as Bhaal's chosen was to inflict his attention on others,
I've just had the very funny thought that Jaheira probably thinks Gale is the bad influence on Parsipan rather than the other way around. I mean, they exacerbate each other, but she's only known them from the point where Parsipan was already fully dedicated and does everything for Gale's sake
September 21, 2026 at 7:27 AM
I've just had the very funny thought that Jaheira probably thinks Gale is the bad influence on Parsipan rather than the other way around. I mean, they exacerbate each other, but she's only known them from the point where Parsipan was already fully dedicated and does everything for Gale's sake
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September 18, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Belgian scientists need to try again from scratch maybe
Ultimate Man shook my hand and then told me exactly how I was going to die.
September 19, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Belgian scientists need to try again from scratch maybe
Can't bring myself to quote the 'tv show that raised you' post because I don't think I have any that count but.
Did any of you watch hr pufnstuf as a kid?? bc we had some eps on vhs and I was *fascinated*. And apparently bsky only has a gif from the mechanical boy song (objectively the best one)
Did any of you watch hr pufnstuf as a kid?? bc we had some eps on vhs and I was *fascinated*. And apparently bsky only has a gif from the mechanical boy song (objectively the best one)
ALT:
static.klipy.com
September 18, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Can't bring myself to quote the 'tv show that raised you' post because I don't think I have any that count but.
Did any of you watch hr pufnstuf as a kid?? bc we had some eps on vhs and I was *fascinated*. And apparently bsky only has a gif from the mechanical boy song (objectively the best one)
Did any of you watch hr pufnstuf as a kid?? bc we had some eps on vhs and I was *fascinated*. And apparently bsky only has a gif from the mechanical boy song (objectively the best one)
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A cage of your own making...
[Count Strahd von Zarovich 🦇]
[Count Strahd von Zarovich 🦇]
June 5, 2025 at 4:21 PM
A cage of your own making...
[Count Strahd von Zarovich 🦇]
[Count Strahd von Zarovich 🦇]
Hmmmm I'm going to finish the assessment I had blocked for this weekend early, maybe I draw parsigale as the cover of gale's porn book... Parsipan definitely has the hair length for the composition lol
September 18, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Hmmmm I'm going to finish the assessment I had blocked for this weekend early, maybe I draw parsigale as the cover of gale's porn book... Parsipan definitely has the hair length for the composition lol
Magic leash for a beast...................................
September 17, 2026 at 8:35 AM
Magic leash for a beast...................................
Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. I know in game it works on them but if durge is technically a titan does that mean hold person shouldn't work? There arent any examples of humanoid titans, the closest is maybe celestial or fiend?? Oh my god would you have to use hold monster???
September 17, 2026 at 8:32 AM
Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. I know in game it works on them but if durge is technically a titan does that mean hold person shouldn't work? There arent any examples of humanoid titans, the closest is maybe celestial or fiend?? Oh my god would you have to use hold monster???
Thinking about Gale's epilogue party kiss and how long he makes the player wait for it. You just KNOW this man loves edging and orgasm control. Anyway has anybody ever heard of a little spell called "Hold Person", I hear it's very interesting with a wide range of applications,,
September 17, 2026 at 8:23 AM
Thinking about Gale's epilogue party kiss and how long he makes the player wait for it. You just KNOW this man loves edging and orgasm control. Anyway has anybody ever heard of a little spell called "Hold Person", I hear it's very interesting with a wide range of applications,,
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I did not get my paycheck and im working on the ones I got and able to take on a few more as I did not expect this job messing up my onboarding and direct deposit:(
I cannot post this on Ko-fi but I can post it here lmao
-I will ABSOLUTELY adjust to the size of your Tav/Durge, I ENCOURAGE gnomes, halflings, dwarves, big muscle mommies and daddies, I can change gender, this is NOT a set size scale only a reference of the product ko-fi.com/sarah66874
-I will ABSOLUTELY adjust to the size of your Tav/Durge, I ENCOURAGE gnomes, halflings, dwarves, big muscle mommies and daddies, I can change gender, this is NOT a set size scale only a reference of the product ko-fi.com/sarah66874
September 12, 2026 at 8:59 PM
I did not get my paycheck and im working on the ones I got and able to take on a few more as I did not expect this job messing up my onboarding and direct deposit:(
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#KarkkiPlaysBG3 #bg3 #art
The girlies!! I don't hate Karlach's outfit, it's very punk rock aesthetic, but like it is just nonsensical. I thought it would translate very well to lansknecht fashion with all the slashing and silliness. It does make sense to me that she wouldn't be wearing 1/4
The girlies!! I don't hate Karlach's outfit, it's very punk rock aesthetic, but like it is just nonsensical. I thought it would translate very well to lansknecht fashion with all the slashing and silliness. It does make sense to me that she wouldn't be wearing 1/4
September 10, 2026 at 5:24 PM
#KarkkiPlaysBG3 #bg3 #art
The girlies!! I don't hate Karlach's outfit, it's very punk rock aesthetic, but like it is just nonsensical. I thought it would translate very well to lansknecht fashion with all the slashing and silliness. It does make sense to me that she wouldn't be wearing 1/4
The girlies!! I don't hate Karlach's outfit, it's very punk rock aesthetic, but like it is just nonsensical. I thought it would translate very well to lansknecht fashion with all the slashing and silliness. It does make sense to me that she wouldn't be wearing 1/4
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#KarkkiPlaysBG3 #bg3 #art
So I continued thinking about the clothing system of Fearûn and decided to give the origin companions new designs. Here's first the boys. I like Astarion's and Gale's camp fits, so I only made small changes but I passionately hate Wyll's default fit so he's is very 1/5
So I continued thinking about the clothing system of Fearûn and decided to give the origin companions new designs. Here's first the boys. I like Astarion's and Gale's camp fits, so I only made small changes but I passionately hate Wyll's default fit so he's is very 1/5
September 9, 2026 at 11:57 AM
#KarkkiPlaysBG3 #bg3 #art
So I continued thinking about the clothing system of Fearûn and decided to give the origin companions new designs. Here's first the boys. I like Astarion's and Gale's camp fits, so I only made small changes but I passionately hate Wyll's default fit so he's is very 1/5
So I continued thinking about the clothing system of Fearûn and decided to give the origin companions new designs. Here's first the boys. I like Astarion's and Gale's camp fits, so I only made small changes but I passionately hate Wyll's default fit so he's is very 1/5
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Gossip-godlings: Extroverted deities so addicted to human drama, they pivoted to govern over secrets, scandals and stories.
September 10, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Gossip-godlings: Extroverted deities so addicted to human drama, they pivoted to govern over secrets, scandals and stories.
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I made this duck soup yesterday and it's so good. I am not usually one to foodblog but you all need to see this soup.
September 10, 2026 at 9:47 AM
I made this duck soup yesterday and it's so good. I am not usually one to foodblog but you all need to see this soup.
I like that on the surface world Parsipan sticks out like a sore thumb but everywhere in the underdark he blends in to nature. Like being blessed with a permanent ghillie suit but then you end up living in a mall (baldur's gate) so whats even the point
September 10, 2026 at 7:52 AM
I like that on the surface world Parsipan sticks out like a sore thumb but everywhere in the underdark he blends in to nature. Like being blessed with a permanent ghillie suit but then you end up living in a mall (baldur's gate) so whats even the point
Parsipan doesn't like to think about this sort of thing too hard. He intentionally doesn't dwell on it because it makes him feel bad
He thinks he's inseparable from Bhaal, so what's Bhaal's is his, so he'd assert yes
The first time he has to face that it might be a no, he has a serious breakdown
He thinks he's inseparable from Bhaal, so what's Bhaal's is his, so he'd assert yes
The first time he has to face that it might be a no, he has a serious breakdown
September 10, 2026 at 7:45 AM
Parsipan doesn't like to think about this sort of thing too hard. He intentionally doesn't dwell on it because it makes him feel bad
He thinks he's inseparable from Bhaal, so what's Bhaal's is his, so he'd assert yes
The first time he has to face that it might be a no, he has a serious breakdown
He thinks he's inseparable from Bhaal, so what's Bhaal's is his, so he'd assert yes
The first time he has to face that it might be a no, he has a serious breakdown
Can. Um. Can god gale use magic to make normally unfuckable holes fuckable .
September 9, 2026 at 6:37 AM
Can. Um. Can god gale use magic to make normally unfuckable holes fuckable .
🎤 I think Gale's first time was with his own simulacrum because he wanted to practice as much as possible and be Mr Impressive by the time he got to a real partner, and then the first time he had a real partner he fumbled it *catastrophically*
September 8, 2026 at 1:04 PM
🎤 I think Gale's first time was with his own simulacrum because he wanted to practice as much as possible and be Mr Impressive by the time he got to a real partner, and then the first time he had a real partner he fumbled it *catastrophically*
A solid 3/10 for self-assuredness. Maybe a 4. Could be worse, but not by much. Somehow still manages to get what he wants eventually
(1st section Parsipan pov, 2nd~4th Gale pov. Warning: he's pushy about it and there's vomit)
(1st section Parsipan pov, 2nd~4th Gale pov. Warning: he's pushy about it and there's vomit)
September 7, 2026 at 4:34 PM
A solid 3/10 for self-assuredness. Maybe a 4. Could be worse, but not by much. Somehow still manages to get what he wants eventually
(1st section Parsipan pov, 2nd~4th Gale pov. Warning: he's pushy about it and there's vomit)
(1st section Parsipan pov, 2nd~4th Gale pov. Warning: he's pushy about it and there's vomit)
Do we think Gale knew before the journey how much he likes a sweaty partner or do we think he discovered that in act 1 when he realised he likes tav's travel "musk"
Bc his previous canon choices (mystra and an unnamed florist) don't seem indicative of him having known
Bc his previous canon choices (mystra and an unnamed florist) don't seem indicative of him having known
September 7, 2026 at 5:35 AM
Do we think Gale knew before the journey how much he likes a sweaty partner or do we think he discovered that in act 1 when he realised he likes tav's travel "musk"
Bc his previous canon choices (mystra and an unnamed florist) don't seem indicative of him having known
Bc his previous canon choices (mystra and an unnamed florist) don't seem indicative of him having known