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insecurities (that would be his illiteracy lol), so Gale knows (/believes) he's not necessarily crossing a line when he triggers it, and he wants Parsipan to feel more secure about his appearance, so it comes up at least once daily.

He doesn't want Gale to stop... but it still feels a little bad
September 22, 2026 at 9:06 AM
especially once it comes to act 3 and the effects of the astral tadpole.

Gale, however, thinks Parsipan is very captivating, so they're very at odds on this. Parsipan doesn't verbalise his discomfort with it unless prompted, but it's not difficult to tell. It's not one of his hot button
September 22, 2026 at 9:06 AM
and never to be a passive object of desire. And anything that was desirable about him came from his godly heritage, not his actual appearance. And he's trans, which is another complication on top.

So he expects people to find him ugly, and he has trouble believing that Gale likes his appearance,
September 22, 2026 at 9:06 AM
HE WOULD
September 22, 2026 at 2:54 AM
She doesn't know about the grove............. she thinks Gale is the one in the scheming evil advisor role............ she's for sure projecting her irenicus trauma about ambitious wizards so bad 😭
September 21, 2026 at 7:27 AM
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September 18, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Very reasonable. She was iconic
September 19, 2026 at 10:23 AM
Theme song of every conflicted paladin/trapped bureaucrat/otherwise morally compulsive character I've ever spent time on or made LMAO. You can fit some pre-tadpole durge in there too 🙂‍↕️

Entered my brain when I was like 3 years old and never left. The episode wasn't really about All That but you know
September 18, 2026 at 2:16 PM
I loved mascot costumes and puppets as a kid so this all was like catnip to me. AND they sung.

(I also think maybe how hard I latched onto mechanical boy was an early sign of my favourite tropes lmao: youtu.be/3yk0in7QTHo?...)
September 18, 2026 at 2:16 PM
And it is interesting seeing how others handle it, because it's a terrible knot to unpick lol
September 17, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Yeah, my logic went "well, he probably couldn't have made durge while dead, but I don't want any of my durges to be born before other spawn bc that conflicts too, so... put a really slow growing fetus in the tainted river, made from his blood?" and I've been happy with that solution. Feels godly etc
September 17, 2026 at 1:21 PM
I do appreciate your input though, I do agree the durge presented in game is closest to a plain 5e aasimar and would function as such. I'm just abstracting further and beefing up durge's abilities for fun lol
September 17, 2026 at 10:57 AM
I run on this timeline in order to solve the issue of conflicting dates given in bg3 vs other materials, by making this durge be set on a timer to be 'born' in time to reach adulthood before Bhaal is supposed to return as a quasi-deity.

And *this* question is largely for humorous porn fic purposes
September 17, 2026 at 10:57 AM
This is I suspect because aasimar is a 'humanoid' player race in 5e, but I'm thinking strictly in terms of lore rather than game balance. My specific durge was generated by Bhaal at the time he was killed by Cyric, when (if I understand correctly) Bhaal was both mortal and a full god
September 17, 2026 at 10:57 AM
On a not horny note this would be a really funny way for Gale to learn Durge isn't technically a humanoid and is 100% god-flesh. Never mind the sex they were about to have, he just got handed a puzzle to solve
September 17, 2026 at 8:35 AM