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Brionne Sedai
@snapplecoffee.bsky.social
Geek, intersectional feminist, rabid fangirl, crafter, gamer, scientist, teacher, old lady at heart
One of the funniest things to happen to me this year:

This summer my boyfriend and I drove to Justin, TX because he needs a new straw cowboy hat.

I may not seem the type, but my boyfriend is a big 6 ft tall bearded man in a cowboy hat. It makes him very easy to find.
September 17, 2026 at 3:35 AM
I love you Marauders fandom 🩵 you're my kind of delulu
September 16, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Why are you trying to kill the wormhole aliens?
September 15, 2026 at 1:25 AM
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Alright Data, I’m going to need the latest IKEA chair catalog up on the big screen if we’re gonna get through this night shift! Let’s HUSTLE people!!
March 13, 2024 at 5:31 AM
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ATTENTION ALL CREW!! This is Riker. How are you? Nevermind, there’s no time for that now. I’m waist deep in a slurry of creamed corn and four loko. Nevermind how. Did I, in my hubris, attempt to crack the secret of a 5th Loko? Irrelevant. Someone open the pod bay door because levels are rising and
July 11, 2026 at 1:05 PM
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Locutus assimilation tip: If people disagree with you online, repeat your point until they change their mind.
July 17, 2026 at 9:22 PM
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Picard management tip: Admitting one's failures is a sign of confidence and strength. It reassures others that failing is okay.
September 12, 2026 at 8:58 PM
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gerrymandering in pre-warp cultures
September 11, 2026 at 8:22 PM
I tried a two week sample of a new med for my acid reflux and it was great!

Too bad it was $776 WITH insurance...
September 15, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Like Chronotons Through the Hourglass was mid at best until the VERY end and then I UGLY CRIED. #startrek #snw
September 15, 2026 at 12:49 AM
From yehklovesyou on tumblr...this is amazing 🤩
September 10, 2026 at 11:34 PM
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It's always a good time to share this.
September 10, 2026 at 6:47 PM
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One of my favorite memes:
September 10, 2026 at 1:01 AM
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I don't think I ever shared these! Here are my mystery paperback covers for the upcoming Star Trek: Holo-ween II mini-series from IDW comics. #StarTrek #StarTrek60 #StarTrekDS9
September 8, 2026 at 9:57 PM
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Quark, the SIGN says “Friday Pizza Special”. What you’ve just handed me is a CARDBOARD DISC with burnt marinara and some kind of PLASTIC CHEESE BYPRODUCT.

What do you MEAN, you based the recipe on Earth pizza?! How could that POSSIBLY—Little Caesar’s? Ok, actually this is historically accurate.
August 14, 2026 at 4:32 PM
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WHO BEAMED MY BURRITO TO BAJOR
August 26, 2026 at 3:43 PM
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#DnD advice: Get the most out of a long rest by investing in a high thread count character sheet.
August 21, 2026 at 1:02 PM
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#DnD advice: "Doomscrolling" apparently doesn't mean tricking someone into reading a scroll with a Symbol of Death on it.
August 31, 2026 at 2:29 PM
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Exposure to sunlight deals with both types of trolls as well.

#DnD #TTRPG
September 4, 2026 at 5:41 PM
WOLF 359 WAS AN INSIDE JOB!
picard did wolf 359 conspiracy theory
September 7, 2026 at 10:43 PM
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who lives in a pineapple under the sea
September 7, 2026 at 5:49 PM
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The idea that fanfiction requires no work in fleshing out canon characters because you automatically get full fan buy-in isn't true and we know this because of how many people bitch at fic writers about how the writer made a character ooc or wrote a ship the person didn't like.
September 3, 2026 at 7:01 AM
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computer end program
August 9, 2026 at 11:40 PM
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Picard management tip: Once in a long while, pilot the shuttlecraft yourself.
September 3, 2026 at 6:40 PM
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youtube tutorial vulcan nerve pinch
September 1, 2026 at 4:58 PM