Slippery Nips
@soapynipples.bsky.social
The world needs more whimsy and less christofaടcist dictators.
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GIF your mental health
August 14, 2026 at 11:54 PM
GIF your mental health
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Life is a highway, constantly under construction with large periods where I don't move at all
August 14, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Life is a highway, constantly under construction with large periods where I don't move at all
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I never really trusted lettuce in the first place.
July 19, 2026 at 2:35 AM
I never really trusted lettuce in the first place.
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that's it, we're pulling your dick sucking cert until you can re-qualify
July 16, 2026 at 5:00 PM
that's it, we're pulling your dick sucking cert until you can re-qualify
Reposting someone else's titty pic. For the gays. 🌈
July 16, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Reposting someone else's titty pic. For the gays. 🌈
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Admiring your big spoon energy
July 12, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Admiring your big spoon energy
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"I bet you could husk some corn" isn't the panty dropper you'd think it'd be
July 1, 2026 at 10:20 PM
"I bet you could husk some corn" isn't the panty dropper you'd think it'd be
One tough part about being middle-aged is that you don't get called "young blood" when getting advice from an older black man
July 1, 2026 at 10:30 PM
One tough part about being middle-aged is that you don't get called "young blood" when getting advice from an older black man
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what an exhausting time to be alive
May 20, 2026 at 10:02 PM
what an exhausting time to be alive
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i knew it was a mistake to take off my eclipse glasses
January 8, 2026 at 9:02 PM
i knew it was a mistake to take off my eclipse glasses
Keep renaming stuff after yourself, chud. It will be that much sweeter to peel it off when you're dead and gone.
December 18, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Keep renaming stuff after yourself, chud. It will be that much sweeter to peel it off when you're dead and gone.
I was considering whether to have a brownie after breakfast when I noticed this furry little reply from the universe
November 29, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I was considering whether to have a brownie after breakfast when I noticed this furry little reply from the universe
You say silicon, I say silicone
October 29, 2025 at 8:26 PM
You say silicon, I say silicone
Remember when all we had to post about was bacon, nachos, and gangbangs?
October 27, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Remember when all we had to post about was bacon, nachos, and gangbangs?
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Saw one of those new maga street signs today. It said “slow children”
October 24, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Saw one of those new maga street signs today. It said “slow children”
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I think I wizzed where I was supposed to khalifa
December 31, 2024 at 10:25 PM
I think I wizzed where I was supposed to khalifa
The professional photographers on stage at rock concerts are just as distracting as phone screens in the audience. WTF is the point of either one??
October 4, 2025 at 3:57 AM
The professional photographers on stage at rock concerts are just as distracting as phone screens in the audience. WTF is the point of either one??
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I think I forgot how to post good
October 3, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I think I forgot how to post good
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Remembering MN house speaker Melissa Hortman, her husband Mark and their beloved dog Gilbert. Murdered in June at their home by a rightwing Trump-voting evangelist, who also shot another MN lawmaker and his wife at THEIR home, 9 and 8 times, respectively (miraculously, they survived).
September 11, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Remembering MN house speaker Melissa Hortman, her husband Mark and their beloved dog Gilbert. Murdered in June at their home by a rightwing Trump-voting evangelist, who also shot another MN lawmaker and his wife at THEIR home, 9 and 8 times, respectively (miraculously, they survived).
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i would eat the rich, i would. honest. it’s just that they don’t fit my macros
June 30, 2025 at 7:23 PM
i would eat the rich, i would. honest. it’s just that they don’t fit my macros
Duo looking like he shouldn't have trusted that fart
May 14, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Duo looking like he shouldn't have trusted that fart
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I got promoted at work and I've never felt dumber
January 3, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I got promoted at work and I've never felt dumber