Allison Martin
@solanasequal.bsky.social
she/her
💙Spanish, Disney, musicals, pet lover
🔹Politically left, deconstructed, non-religious, agnostic, childfree
💧anxiety, childhood trauma, religious trauma, endo warrior
💙Spanish, Disney, musicals, pet lover
🔹Politically left, deconstructed, non-religious, agnostic, childfree
💧anxiety, childhood trauma, religious trauma, endo warrior
Things that I am finding to keep me busy while my husband is out of town, so I don’t spend time sulking:
-Reading “Gospel of Lies” by Promise Backlund
-Working on an ASL class
-Crochet
-Online self-paced teacher training
-meeting up with deaf friends
-Working
-Volunteering
-Reading “Gospel of Lies” by Promise Backlund
-Working on an ASL class
-Crochet
-Online self-paced teacher training
-meeting up with deaf friends
-Working
-Volunteering
October 5, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Things that I am finding to keep me busy while my husband is out of town, so I don’t spend time sulking:
-Reading “Gospel of Lies” by Promise Backlund
-Working on an ASL class
-Crochet
-Online self-paced teacher training
-meeting up with deaf friends
-Working
-Volunteering
-Reading “Gospel of Lies” by Promise Backlund
-Working on an ASL class
-Crochet
-Online self-paced teacher training
-meeting up with deaf friends
-Working
-Volunteering
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God, you took the wrong 80 year old.
August 25, 2026 at 6:07 PM
God, you took the wrong 80 year old.
I think my immune system is in shock right now. Childfree, not being around kids all summer, then boom- being around so many kids working in an elementary school. I hate kid germs. #childfree #educatorlife #firstweekofschool
August 21, 2026 at 11:48 AM
I think my immune system is in shock right now. Childfree, not being around kids all summer, then boom- being around so many kids working in an elementary school. I hate kid germs. #childfree #educatorlife #firstweekofschool
I work at an elementary school and today I heard a kid ask the classroom teacher if she believes in God, assuming the Christian God. The teacher said she does and then the kid said he goes to church and went about his day. Now I wonder, what would I say if a kid came up and asked me that?🤔
August 18, 2026 at 9:35 PM
I work at an elementary school and today I heard a kid ask the classroom teacher if she believes in God, assuming the Christian God. The teacher said she does and then the kid said he goes to church and went about his day. Now I wonder, what would I say if a kid came up and asked me that?🤔
I realized that at my private christian nationalist school I went to in high school, I was taught “facts” that I have now learned are lies.
Languages originated at the Tower of Babel. Humanity came from Adam/Eve. BC/AD = Before Christ/After Death. I know these are lies now but never learned truth.
Languages originated at the Tower of Babel. Humanity came from Adam/Eve. BC/AD = Before Christ/After Death. I know these are lies now but never learned truth.
August 5, 2026 at 7:24 PM
I realized that at my private christian nationalist school I went to in high school, I was taught “facts” that I have now learned are lies.
Languages originated at the Tower of Babel. Humanity came from Adam/Eve. BC/AD = Before Christ/After Death. I know these are lies now but never learned truth.
Languages originated at the Tower of Babel. Humanity came from Adam/Eve. BC/AD = Before Christ/After Death. I know these are lies now but never learned truth.
Omg I just thought of another theme that is also in Greek mythology and the Bible! The importance of blood sacrifice! In The Odyssey they sacrifice the blood of animals to be able to go to the underworld. In the Bible it is also the blood of animals, plus human blood as well. #exvangelical #skeptic
July 31, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Omg I just thought of another theme that is also in Greek mythology and the Bible! The importance of blood sacrifice! In The Odyssey they sacrifice the blood of animals to be able to go to the underworld. In the Bible it is also the blood of animals, plus human blood as well. #exvangelical #skeptic
Some things I’ve noticed the past week that are similar in Greek mythology and Christianity:
-Orpheus looking back, like Lot looks back
-Hades/Underworld, like Satan/Hell
-Zeus, like God
-Zeus’ law, like the Golden Rule that Jesus states
Greek mythology came first. Hades before Satan. No coincidence
-Orpheus looking back, like Lot looks back
-Hades/Underworld, like Satan/Hell
-Zeus, like God
-Zeus’ law, like the Golden Rule that Jesus states
Greek mythology came first. Hades before Satan. No coincidence
July 30, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Some things I’ve noticed the past week that are similar in Greek mythology and Christianity:
-Orpheus looking back, like Lot looks back
-Hades/Underworld, like Satan/Hell
-Zeus, like God
-Zeus’ law, like the Golden Rule that Jesus states
Greek mythology came first. Hades before Satan. No coincidence
-Orpheus looking back, like Lot looks back
-Hades/Underworld, like Satan/Hell
-Zeus, like God
-Zeus’ law, like the Golden Rule that Jesus states
Greek mythology came first. Hades before Satan. No coincidence
As I’ve been reading Gospel of Lies, I have seen Hadestown and The Odyssey. Isn’t it funny how Greek mythology and the Bible have stories with similar plot lines, themes, even characters? Greek mythology was written before the Bible. That is not coincidence. #skeptic #exvangelical #deconstruction
July 30, 2026 at 1:58 AM
As I’ve been reading Gospel of Lies, I have seen Hadestown and The Odyssey. Isn’t it funny how Greek mythology and the Bible have stories with similar plot lines, themes, even characters? Greek mythology was written before the Bible. That is not coincidence. #skeptic #exvangelical #deconstruction
I just started reading the book Gospel of Lies by Promise Backlund. This book is digging deep into the religious lies I was taught that I have now deconstructed. I remember my dad always telling us growing up “This stuff really happened!” …umm no, it didn’t. Ex: Noah & the Ark- no possible.
July 27, 2026 at 5:39 PM
I just started reading the book Gospel of Lies by Promise Backlund. This book is digging deep into the religious lies I was taught that I have now deconstructed. I remember my dad always telling us growing up “This stuff really happened!” …umm no, it didn’t. Ex: Noah & the Ark- no possible.
My list of bedtime routines just keeps growing the older I get😭😭😭
-Wash face
-lotion on face
-brush teeth
-floss (because I have inflamed gums now)
-eye mask for 10 mins (because I have dry eye)
-eye ointment
-prescription meds
-on hair washing nights, I gotta put 3 products in my hair after shower
-Wash face
-lotion on face
-brush teeth
-floss (because I have inflamed gums now)
-eye mask for 10 mins (because I have dry eye)
-eye ointment
-prescription meds
-on hair washing nights, I gotta put 3 products in my hair after shower
July 21, 2026 at 8:36 PM
My list of bedtime routines just keeps growing the older I get😭😭😭
-Wash face
-lotion on face
-brush teeth
-floss (because I have inflamed gums now)
-eye mask for 10 mins (because I have dry eye)
-eye ointment
-prescription meds
-on hair washing nights, I gotta put 3 products in my hair after shower
-Wash face
-lotion on face
-brush teeth
-floss (because I have inflamed gums now)
-eye mask for 10 mins (because I have dry eye)
-eye ointment
-prescription meds
-on hair washing nights, I gotta put 3 products in my hair after shower
Those people that are like “if you see me celebrating 4th of July, just know it’s in a ‘fuck fascism’ type of way” are in fact still celebrating. Other people who see them from afar are not going to know that they hate fascism and stuff. Just don’t celebrate it. We are not free u til everyone is.
July 4, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Those people that are like “if you see me celebrating 4th of July, just know it’s in a ‘fuck fascism’ type of way” are in fact still celebrating. Other people who see them from afar are not going to know that they hate fascism and stuff. Just don’t celebrate it. We are not free u til everyone is.
Everyday I get onto threads and discover it hasn’t happened yet…..still waiting……..
June 16, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Everyday I get onto threads and discover it hasn’t happened yet…..still waiting……..
My current burning hot take: the viral couple that aborted their baby due to having DS has the right to get an abortion. It’s their choice and their life. It’s a decision they made. Everyone on the internet should stop bashing them for it.
Don’t get me wrong-people w/ DS are lovely human beings.
Don’t get me wrong-people w/ DS are lovely human beings.
June 7, 2026 at 11:54 AM
My current burning hot take: the viral couple that aborted their baby due to having DS has the right to get an abortion. It’s their choice and their life. It’s a decision they made. Everyone on the internet should stop bashing them for it.
Don’t get me wrong-people w/ DS are lovely human beings.
Don’t get me wrong-people w/ DS are lovely human beings.
That moment when a new petsitting client leaves you on read for days and doesn’t respond😬 My anxiety is telling me that the client doesn’t like my attitude and doesn’t want my petsitting services anymore. Maybe I’m overthinking it. I’m probably overthinking. #Overthinker #Anxiety
May 28, 2026 at 9:34 PM
That moment when a new petsitting client leaves you on read for days and doesn’t respond😬 My anxiety is telling me that the client doesn’t like my attitude and doesn’t want my petsitting services anymore. Maybe I’m overthinking it. I’m probably overthinking. #Overthinker #Anxiety
I always tell myself I won’t drink that much again, when I have a stomach ache. Until the next time I decide to drink, when the memories of the stomach ache have faded.
May 22, 2026 at 6:04 PM
I always tell myself I won’t drink that much again, when I have a stomach ache. Until the next time I decide to drink, when the memories of the stomach ache have faded.
My religious trauma fighting the urge to say “And also with you” when someone tells me “May the Fourth Be With You” on Star Wars Day
May 5, 2026 at 1:30 AM
My religious trauma fighting the urge to say “And also with you” when someone tells me “May the Fourth Be With You” on Star Wars Day
My parents came in town for Easter weekend but of course I was just reminded of my childhood trauma and religious trauma and the reason I don’t celebrate Easter.
April 5, 2026 at 7:46 PM
My parents came in town for Easter weekend but of course I was just reminded of my childhood trauma and religious trauma and the reason I don’t celebrate Easter.
I wonder how long it will take for me to get a sign name?? I will be so curious to see what my sign name would be!
March 12, 2026 at 11:45 PM
I wonder how long it will take for me to get a sign name?? I will be so curious to see what my sign name would be!
I made a deaf friend recently. She asked me to go out to dinner with her. Of course I was nervous because I’ve never gone out to eat with someone deaf before- like would I have to interpret for her, when I’m just starting to learn sign myself? (Continued in comments)
March 12, 2026 at 11:35 PM
I made a deaf friend recently. She asked me to go out to dinner with her. Of course I was nervous because I’ve never gone out to eat with someone deaf before- like would I have to interpret for her, when I’m just starting to learn sign myself? (Continued in comments)
I’m freakin eating my dinner at 8:30 and should go to bed in 2 hours, even though I’m wide awake. I hate daylight savings!
March 9, 2026 at 1:27 AM
I’m freakin eating my dinner at 8:30 and should go to bed in 2 hours, even though I’m wide awake. I hate daylight savings!
How old am I? At work, a kid in group asked me how old I am on Friday. I was like “am I 32 or 33? Idk…” so I literally got out my calculator and calculated my age😭😅 The kid could not believe I did not know my age.
I’m 32 years old btw. I turn 33 in September.
I’m 32 years old btw. I turn 33 in September.
March 1, 2026 at 8:20 PM
How old am I? At work, a kid in group asked me how old I am on Friday. I was like “am I 32 or 33? Idk…” so I literally got out my calculator and calculated my age😭😅 The kid could not believe I did not know my age.
I’m 32 years old btw. I turn 33 in September.
I’m 32 years old btw. I turn 33 in September.
My conversation with my husband yesterday morning:
My husband: Guess what? While we were sleeping, Tr*mp-
Me: was unalived???
My husband: started a war with Iran
Me: Fuck
My husband: Guess what? While we were sleeping, Tr*mp-
Me: was unalived???
My husband: started a war with Iran
Me: Fuck
March 1, 2026 at 8:18 PM
My conversation with my husband yesterday morning:
My husband: Guess what? While we were sleeping, Tr*mp-
Me: was unalived???
My husband: started a war with Iran
Me: Fuck
My husband: Guess what? While we were sleeping, Tr*mp-
Me: was unalived???
My husband: started a war with Iran
Me: Fuck
I went to a superbowl party with some friends. There were a few kids there, as 2 of the couples at the party brought their kids, ages spanning from ages 6-9. At the end of the Jesus commercial, the oldest shouts “JESUS ISN’T REAL!” and I just about lost it😂😂😂 You know that kid is not indoctrinated!
February 9, 2026 at 4:32 AM
I went to a superbowl party with some friends. There were a few kids there, as 2 of the couples at the party brought their kids, ages spanning from ages 6-9. At the end of the Jesus commercial, the oldest shouts “JESUS ISN’T REAL!” and I just about lost it😂😂😂 You know that kid is not indoctrinated!
BEAUTIFUL half-time show!!! I love love love all the cultura that was incorporated into the dancing and props and everything, and the message brought to the performance, which was that love is more powerful than hate and love can be a form of resistance, as many countries come together as one❤️💙
February 9, 2026 at 4:30 AM
BEAUTIFUL half-time show!!! I love love love all the cultura that was incorporated into the dancing and props and everything, and the message brought to the performance, which was that love is more powerful than hate and love can be a form of resistance, as many countries come together as one❤️💙
Last night I had a dream that I found out I was pregnant. In the dream I told my family, then later I remembered why I don’t want kids and then looked into aborting.
I was so stressed when I woke up! Then I remembered that no way is that possible with my amount of BC right now. Whew! #weirddream
I was so stressed when I woke up! Then I remembered that no way is that possible with my amount of BC right now. Whew! #weirddream
January 28, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Last night I had a dream that I found out I was pregnant. In the dream I told my family, then later I remembered why I don’t want kids and then looked into aborting.
I was so stressed when I woke up! Then I remembered that no way is that possible with my amount of BC right now. Whew! #weirddream
I was so stressed when I woke up! Then I remembered that no way is that possible with my amount of BC right now. Whew! #weirddream