Lisa Schaffer
@sparkly723.bsky.social
Voice Director, Cat Wrangler
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If only anyone had warned of this, other than a woman running for president
Breaking News: President Trump signed an executive order to exempt Russia from new sanctions legislation that Congress passed last month. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/16/u...
October 17, 2026 at 2:59 AM
If only anyone had warned of this, other than a woman running for president
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There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done
September 13, 2024 at 5:54 PM
There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done
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The trailer for the documentary that a vacuous billionaire wants disappeared. Like the thousands of federal jobs his doge dudes removed. Like the citizens & immigrants removed from American streets. Please watch & repost. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
youtu.be/eY_8SyndC10
youtu.be/eY_8SyndC10
Musk | Official Trailer | Bleecker Street
YouTube video by Musk
youtu.be
September 26, 2026 at 8:50 PM
The trailer for the documentary that a vacuous billionaire wants disappeared. Like the thousands of federal jobs his doge dudes removed. Like the citizens & immigrants removed from American streets. Please watch & repost. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
youtu.be/eY_8SyndC10
youtu.be/eY_8SyndC10
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Dear Humanity,
I sincerely apologize for taking the wrong person again. I will be going on a listening tour to hear from the community and promise to do better in the future.
Thank you,
God
I sincerely apologize for taking the wrong person again. I will be going on a listening tour to hear from the community and promise to do better in the future.
Thank you,
God
August 25, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Dear Humanity,
I sincerely apologize for taking the wrong person again. I will be going on a listening tour to hear from the community and promise to do better in the future.
Thank you,
God
I sincerely apologize for taking the wrong person again. I will be going on a listening tour to hear from the community and promise to do better in the future.
Thank you,
God
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Dolly Parton helped millions of children learn how to read and saved millions of lives by funding COVID vaccine research. She improved more people’s lives than almost any political leader in office. Her impact will be felt by generations.
August 25, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Dolly Parton helped millions of children learn how to read and saved millions of lives by funding COVID vaccine research. She improved more people’s lives than almost any political leader in office. Her impact will be felt by generations.
Bea Arthur patiently waiting…
#dogsofbluesky
#dogsofbluesky
August 15, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Bea Arthur patiently waiting…
#dogsofbluesky
#dogsofbluesky
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Congrats to the Knicks on underlining the point that Trump can't fuck things up forever
June 14, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Congrats to the Knicks on underlining the point that Trump can't fuck things up forever
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While Trump's assertion that "a whole civilization will die tonight" represents a discrete threat of genocide against Iran, the fact that it comes from a U.S. president, while Congress does nothing, actually represents a broader civilizational collapse — whether he follows through or not.
April 7, 2026 at 3:10 PM
While Trump's assertion that "a whole civilization will die tonight" represents a discrete threat of genocide against Iran, the fact that it comes from a U.S. president, while Congress does nothing, actually represents a broader civilizational collapse — whether he follows through or not.
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When this is all over and we’ve had the trials and the sentencing this sacred bit of cardboard should be framed and mounted in the National Gallery of Art
March 30, 2026 at 3:34 AM
When this is all over and we’ve had the trials and the sentencing this sacred bit of cardboard should be framed and mounted in the National Gallery of Art
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Stop equating muslims with terrorism. Stop equating Jews with the crimes of Israel. Stop equating trans people or black people or travellers or gay people with goodness knows what fucking else. Just fucking stop. Just fucking stop.
December 15, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Stop equating muslims with terrorism. Stop equating Jews with the crimes of Israel. Stop equating trans people or black people or travellers or gay people with goodness knows what fucking else. Just fucking stop. Just fucking stop.
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Weird that the FCC Chair had no issue with Kilmeade wanting to euthanize homeless people.
September 18, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Weird that the FCC Chair had no issue with Kilmeade wanting to euthanize homeless people.
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Swalwell: There’s going to be a Democratic majority in just over a year. To the FCC chairperson and anyone in involved in these dirty deals: get a lawyer and save your records because you’re going to be in this room answering questions
September 18, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Swalwell: There’s going to be a Democratic majority in just over a year. To the FCC chairperson and anyone in involved in these dirty deals: get a lawyer and save your records because you’re going to be in this room answering questions
What the actual fuck?!
60 minutes is only the start apparently www.status.news/p/skydance-c...
July 9, 2025 at 4:18 AM
What the actual fuck?!
Post a picture of when your pet was little.
Here’s Bea Arthur
Here’s Bea Arthur
July 8, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Post a picture of when your pet was little.
Here’s Bea Arthur
Here’s Bea Arthur
Cool cool cool.
We’ve bombed Iran. And dismantled our joint terrorism task force. And sent a third of the FBI to help ICE. And gutted the National Security Council. And a drunk guy is in charge at the pentagon. And our intelligence allies probably won’t share intel with us. Because people couldn’t vote for a woman.
June 22, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Cool cool cool.
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“Bombing for peace is like fucking for chastity.”
- a bumper sticker I had in high school
- a bumper sticker I had in high school
June 22, 2025 at 12:34 AM
“Bombing for peace is like fucking for chastity.”
- a bumper sticker I had in high school
- a bumper sticker I had in high school
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This is well stated. Mike Lee will forever be associated in my mind with his unbelievably cruel and stupid tweets about the Hortman assassination. He is a disgrace to the Senate and Utah.
A top staffer to Sen. Tina Smith emailed Sen. Mike Lee’s top staffers on Monday about “how much additional pain you’ve caused on an unspeakably horrific weekend”
Full emails below
Full emails below
June 16, 2025 at 10:47 PM
This is well stated. Mike Lee will forever be associated in my mind with his unbelievably cruel and stupid tweets about the Hortman assassination. He is a disgrace to the Senate and Utah.
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PADILLA: “If this is how the administration responds to a Senator with a question, you can only imagine what they're doing to farmworkers, cooks, and day laborers throughout the country.”
June 12, 2025 at 7:44 PM
PADILLA: “If this is how the administration responds to a Senator with a question, you can only imagine what they're doing to farmworkers, cooks, and day laborers throughout the country.”
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June 10, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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I don’t care if you’re black, white, brown, yellow, purple - at the end of the day there’s only ONE race and that’s the human race.
BE HUMAN. Practice humanity.
BE HUMAN. Practice humanity.
June 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I don’t care if you’re black, white, brown, yellow, purple - at the end of the day there’s only ONE race and that’s the human race.
BE HUMAN. Practice humanity.
BE HUMAN. Practice humanity.
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When the LA police says you are overreaching, you are overreaching.
June 8, 2025 at 3:14 AM
When the LA police says you are overreaching, you are overreaching.
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The most lawless administration claiming the law and order mantle is just nuclear level chutzpah.
June 8, 2025 at 4:14 AM
The most lawless administration claiming the law and order mantle is just nuclear level chutzpah.
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Or, and hear me out, ICE can stay the fck out of LA
June 8, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Or, and hear me out, ICE can stay the fck out of LA
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I was literally dumbfounded when he won reelection. I realized that it wasn't just stupidity, but also racism, hate and misogyny. There is a portion of this country who will never vote for a woman, no matter how qualified she is.
June 6, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I was literally dumbfounded when he won reelection. I realized that it wasn't just stupidity, but also racism, hate and misogyny. There is a portion of this country who will never vote for a woman, no matter how qualified she is.