Speedboat Jones
@speedboatjones.bsky.social
The Internet makes you stupid. I mostly post about video games, TTRPGs, painting miniatures, teaching high school, my wife, and my dogs and cat.
A little bit of painting my space wolves after I finished lesson planning. Here's where I left off with my wolf scouts from Kill Team!
August 25, 2026 at 5:41 AM
A little bit of painting my space wolves after I finished lesson planning. Here's where I left off with my wolf scouts from Kill Team!
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hey snake, what’d ya do, get a haircut or something?
August 24, 2026 at 7:00 PM
hey snake, what’d ya do, get a haircut or something?
Working my way through the Kill Team equipment pack.
August 21, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Working my way through the Kill Team equipment pack.
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the only gta 6 leak im interested in are the radio setlists
August 21, 2026 at 5:30 PM
the only gta 6 leak im interested in are the radio setlists
I'm shocked that they still had one of the free ork minis at my local Warhammer store. And I can paint it and enter the painting contest! #warhammer40k #minipainting
August 15, 2026 at 10:45 PM
I'm shocked that they still had one of the free ork minis at my local Warhammer store. And I can paint it and enter the painting contest! #warhammer40k #minipainting
Fuck Headway. Fuck them to death.
August 14, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Fuck Headway. Fuck them to death.
I've never painted a head this good! Army Painter speedpaints (gravelord grey and dragonfire red) #warhammer40k #salamanders #killteam #minipainting
August 13, 2026 at 10:13 PM
I've never painted a head this good! Army Painter speedpaints (gravelord grey and dragonfire red) #warhammer40k #salamanders #killteam #minipainting
First time painting warhammer, and first time adding decals! #salamanders #killteam #warhammer40k #spacemarines
August 13, 2026 at 8:49 PM
First time painting warhammer, and first time adding decals! #salamanders #killteam #warhammer40k #spacemarines
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So proud of his work!
August 10, 2026 at 1:15 PM
So proud of his work!
A little work in progress on plague marines from the Kill Team starter set
August 9, 2026 at 12:51 AM
A little work in progress on plague marines from the Kill Team starter set
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btw, Halo stole the idea of the suit jerking you off from Metroid
August 7, 2026 at 12:38 PM
btw, Halo stole the idea of the suit jerking you off from Metroid
What narrative? And don't point at Vaush. He's irrelevant.
The narrative the far left is pushing, that Black people are the problem with the Democratic Party, is crazy work.
It’s why they are seen as anti-Black.
In case you haven’t noticed, we’re consistently among the first to spot problematic candidates, and we bring receipts.
I appreciate this video.
It’s why they are seen as anti-Black.
In case you haven’t noticed, we’re consistently among the first to spot problematic candidates, and we bring receipts.
I appreciate this video.
July 19, 2026 at 5:25 PM
What narrative? And don't point at Vaush. He's irrelevant.
I still can't get over the fact that Alex Jones popped like a balloon and was replaced by a clone. Crazy.
July 18, 2026 at 7:08 AM
I still can't get over the fact that Alex Jones popped like a balloon and was replaced by a clone. Crazy.
Something funny about Fallout 76: all the toy junk items you find (toy car, alphabet blocks, toy spaceship, etc.) breaks down into lead when you scrap it. All the American children in the Fallout timeline were getting lead-poisoned by their toys.
July 11, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Something funny about Fallout 76: all the toy junk items you find (toy car, alphabet blocks, toy spaceship, etc.) breaks down into lead when you scrap it. All the American children in the Fallout timeline were getting lead-poisoned by their toys.
Name a movie that flopped at the box office but is actually great
June 25, 2026 at 9:39 AM
Name a movie that flopped at the box office but is actually great
POV: You own a worthless Ford car.
June 4, 2026 at 6:19 PM
POV: You own a worthless Ford car.
If you developed Ford SYNC Bluetooth, I hope you get diarrhea every time that this piece of shit car drops connection and assaults my ears with radio static.
June 4, 2026 at 6:18 PM
If you developed Ford SYNC Bluetooth, I hope you get diarrhea every time that this piece of shit car drops connection and assaults my ears with radio static.
May 14, 2026 at 5:53 PM
I wanna read about this Epstein suicide note but there is no fucking way I'm giving the New York Times any money
May 6, 2026 at 11:04 PM
I wanna read about this Epstein suicide note but there is no fucking way I'm giving the New York Times any money
When the vet takes your payment and says they'll get you outta here soon, it means another 2 hours apparently.
April 29, 2026 at 9:53 PM
When the vet takes your payment and says they'll get you outta here soon, it means another 2 hours apparently.
Been at the vet for 6 hours just for an x-ray. I now live in this office. I will die here.
April 29, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Been at the vet for 6 hours just for an x-ray. I now live in this office. I will die here.
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"I don't like taco bell because it isn't real mexican food"
lmao bitch i go to taco bell because i want taco bell, not mexican food
lmao bitch i go to taco bell because i want taco bell, not mexican food
April 28, 2026 at 2:33 PM
"I don't like taco bell because it isn't real mexican food"
lmao bitch i go to taco bell because i want taco bell, not mexican food
lmao bitch i go to taco bell because i want taco bell, not mexican food
You want beans?! Beans are for CLOSERS!
April 29, 2026 at 3:44 PM
You want beans?! Beans are for CLOSERS!