Speedboat Jones
speedboatjones.bsky.social
Speedboat Jones
@speedboatjones.bsky.social
The Internet makes you stupid. I mostly post about video games, TTRPGs, painting miniatures, teaching high school, my wife, and my dogs and cat.
A little bit of painting my space wolves after I finished lesson planning. Here's where I left off with my wolf scouts from Kill Team!
August 25, 2026 at 5:41 AM
First non-tutorial match today with my plague marines against the spectre squad. I lost by 1 point. #killteam
August 23, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Working my way through the Kill Team equipment pack.
August 21, 2026 at 6:19 PM
I've never painted a head this good! Army Painter speedpaints (gravelord grey and dragonfire red) #warhammer40k #salamanders #killteam #minipainting
August 13, 2026 at 10:13 PM
First time painting warhammer, and first time adding decals! #salamanders #killteam #warhammer40k #spacemarines
August 13, 2026 at 8:49 PM
A little work in progress on plague marines from the Kill Team starter set
August 9, 2026 at 12:51 AM
POV: You own a worthless Ford car.
June 4, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Sleeptalker #dogs #pitbull
May 14, 2026 at 5:53 PM
May 4, 2026 at 12:40 AM
First time I go to try the "Fundamentals of Theology" perk in Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2, Mutt takes a piss on the cross. I'm dying 🤣 (and going to hell)
March 25, 2026 at 2:32 PM
November 17, 2025 at 2:31 PM
The way I just fall over at the end 😆 #ARCRAIDERS
November 14, 2025 at 2:29 PM
October 16, 2025 at 6:35 PM
On Tuesday, I said goodbye to my best little buddy, Minnie. She was the first pet my wife and I got together when moving into our first apartment. Not only was she part of our story, she was part of our family. May her sprit roam the wilds of Arborea, indulging every curiosity. I'll miss you, Minnie
September 21, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Bic needs to chill, seriously.
September 9, 2025 at 11:53 PM
June 19, 2025 at 11:34 PM
FFV Four Job Fiesta update: Fire crystal down, one job to go. Time to go to the library! #FFV #FOURJOBFIESTA
June 19, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Usually r/stupidfood can get kinda racist with their posting but at least this honky fuckwad got taken to task for shit-talking Hawaiian food.
June 18, 2025 at 10:01 PM
What video game Hubs have given you the strongest impression?

- Final Fantasy XI: The Grand Duchy of Jeuno
- Final Fantasy XIV Heavensward: Ishgard
- Monster Hunter World: Astera
- Kamurocho: Yakuza series
June 18, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I got a motherfucking shiny Kyogre in Pokémon Go
June 18, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Our hotel gots FISH
June 18, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Another summer of Final Fantasy V Four Job Fiesta! I didn't finish my run last year, and I'm gonna try to hold myself to finishing this year! I'm about to submit...
June 7, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Always twirling, twirling towards freedom in Assassin's Creed Shadows.
May 24, 2025 at 6:12 PM
May 9, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Morning after. My poor lil doggie had a broken toenail on his foot. It was bleeding and he was licking at it so much he wore off all the the hair on his toes and made his skin red and raw. Vet got in there with some local anesthesia and a scalpel to fix it up and prevent an ingrown nail. ♡
March 12, 2025 at 1:20 PM