Andy, the Maintainer
@spreadsheetmonkey.bsky.social
He/Him. Not quite an Engineer.
Manages assets, assesses bridges, wrangles data, converts caffeine into sarcasm
Part-time caretaker (in church hall if wet)
Manages assets, assesses bridges, wrangles data, converts caffeine into sarcasm
Part-time caretaker (in church hall if wet)
Today is a day for The Special Mop. Not the toilets mop, nor the kitchen mop.
October 5, 2026 at 12:05 PM
Today is a day for The Special Mop. Not the toilets mop, nor the kitchen mop.
The Cuneophile in me approves of the mouse in the Harvest Loaf at church's Harvest Thanksgiving service #Cuneo #WheresTheMouse
October 4, 2026 at 9:40 AM
The Cuneophile in me approves of the mouse in the Harvest Loaf at church's Harvest Thanksgiving service #Cuneo #WheresTheMouse
Happy Michaelmas, to those that celebrate. Tell Marks and Spencer to put the St. Michael back on their sandwiches, none of this secular "M&S Food"
September 29, 2026 at 11:01 AM
Happy Michaelmas, to those that celebrate. Tell Marks and Spencer to put the St. Michael back on their sandwiches, none of this secular "M&S Food"
"Unfortunately, due to a miscommunication in the MoD, and a typographical error..."
September 28, 2026 at 7:25 AM
"Unfortunately, due to a miscommunication in the MoD, and a typographical error..."
I heard there was a fighter plane
Only thirteen built to it's name
Too draggy and too heavy to pursue you
The fire control was Thermionic
Though electrical faults were quite chronic
An unreliable APU too, yeah
Airacuda...
Only thirteen built to it's name
Too draggy and too heavy to pursue you
The fire control was Thermionic
Though electrical faults were quite chronic
An unreliable APU too, yeah
Airacuda...
September 22, 2026 at 11:40 AM
I heard there was a fighter plane
Only thirteen built to it's name
Too draggy and too heavy to pursue you
The fire control was Thermionic
Though electrical faults were quite chronic
An unreliable APU too, yeah
Airacuda...
Only thirteen built to it's name
Too draggy and too heavy to pursue you
The fire control was Thermionic
Though electrical faults were quite chronic
An unreliable APU too, yeah
Airacuda...
Bluesky / Twitter
September 21, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Bluesky / Twitter
Dear BBC. Less Ratcliffe, more Radcliffe, please
September 19, 2026 at 8:07 AM
Dear BBC. Less Ratcliffe, more Radcliffe, please
The Bristol experience is that effective altruism always seems to end up as selective altruism, with conditions.
September 17, 2026 at 2:42 PM
The Bristol experience is that effective altruism always seems to end up as selective altruism, with conditions.
Who could support Ed Sheeran on his US Tour?
September 15, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Who could support Ed Sheeran on his US Tour?
Personally, I would have preferred a post-credits Sting
September 15, 2026 at 9:11 AM
Personally, I would have preferred a post-credits Sting
I had bagsied them. You could have Westward or West Country, or even Corinium?
September 14, 2026 at 6:00 PM
I had bagsied them. You could have Westward or West Country, or even Corinium?
Apparently they've cast the new #JamesBond
September 12, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Apparently they've cast the new #JamesBond
Received a lovely signed letter from the Community Relations team. I admit I've used scanned-and-printed signature jpeg files, but at least they identified as being from me, a real person
As sincere as the Heath-Robinson automated greeting hat raising device
As sincere as the Heath-Robinson automated greeting hat raising device
September 12, 2026 at 11:34 AM
Received a lovely signed letter from the Community Relations team. I admit I've used scanned-and-printed signature jpeg files, but at least they identified as being from me, a real person
As sincere as the Heath-Robinson automated greeting hat raising device
As sincere as the Heath-Robinson automated greeting hat raising device
Mouse, my name is Charlie Cook.
Let me tell you about the Paper Dolls Initiative
Let me tell you about the Paper Dolls Initiative
September 11, 2026 at 8:02 AM
Mouse, my name is Charlie Cook.
Let me tell you about the Paper Dolls Initiative
Let me tell you about the Paper Dolls Initiative
Spent the afternoon building a shed
September 10, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Spent the afternoon building a shed
The lecture theatre is named after Bill Brown, engineering alumnus. It has about six or eight screens around the walls. The AV guy was very pleased with the synchronised setup, and rightly so
September 7, 2026 at 1:48 PM
The lecture theatre is named after Bill Brown, engineering alumnus. It has about six or eight screens around the walls. The AV guy was very pleased with the synchronised setup, and rightly so
There are also little terrace/balcony gardens. All part of the "public realm". A nice place to sit
September 7, 2026 at 1:44 PM
There are also little terrace/balcony gardens. All part of the "public realm". A nice place to sit
And a cafe with views of Arena Island
September 7, 2026 at 1:41 PM
And a cafe with views of Arena Island
But also, Solari flap board!
September 7, 2026 at 1:38 PM
But also, Solari flap board!
Went to see the new 360degree lecture room at the Temple Meads campus. Try not to get stuck behind a pillar
September 7, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Went to see the new 360degree lecture room at the Temple Meads campus. Try not to get stuck behind a pillar
Ones heavily based on North American appearances, the other is a throwback to the fifties, has a reputation for smoking, requiring lots of money to operate, popular in the East of England and has occasional fiery eruptions
September 6, 2026 at 9:58 AM
Ones heavily based on North American appearances, the other is a throwback to the fifties, has a reputation for smoking, requiring lots of money to operate, popular in the East of England and has occasional fiery eruptions
Can't get over him as an oversaturated Alan Partridge
September 6, 2026 at 9:52 AM
Can't get over him as an oversaturated Alan Partridge
