Andy, the Maintainer
@spreadsheetmonkey.bsky.social
He/Him. Not quite an Engineer.
Manages assets, assesses bridges, wrangles data, converts caffeine into sarcasm
Part-time caretaker (in church hall if wet)
Manages assets, assesses bridges, wrangles data, converts caffeine into sarcasm
Part-time caretaker (in church hall if wet)
Pinned
Raisa the Police Horse
Fenton
Lulu the Elephant
The cat that Cat Bin Lady put in a bin
Fenton
Lulu the Elephant
The cat that Cat Bin Lady put in a bin
Bank of England reveals the four animals to feature on banknotes
Bank of England reveals the four animals to feature on banknotes
The decision comes after nearly half a million people cast their votes from a shortlist of 18 creatures.
www.bbc.co.uk
October 8, 2026 at 6:26 AM
Raisa the Police Horse
Fenton
Lulu the Elephant
The cat that Cat Bin Lady put in a bin
Fenton
Lulu the Elephant
The cat that Cat Bin Lady put in a bin
How I arrived on Bluesky
October 7, 2026 at 1:58 PM
How I arrived on Bluesky
Excellent tour of mundane locations in suburban, north-east, Bristol. Would make a great walk, especially as it features a couple of pubs
This is wonderful - Steve Box visiting all the locations Trap Door was made in and talking about his experiences on the show ❤️ - youtu.be/oQX9zQmCLIM?...
Trap Door 40th Anniversary with Steve Box Thing Doer
YouTube video by The Trap Door
youtu.be
October 7, 2026 at 10:34 AM
Excellent tour of mundane locations in suburban, north-east, Bristol. Would make a great walk, especially as it features a couple of pubs
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I've just had an exclusive leak that the toaster isn't a toaster, it's the TOASTER, which is short for "TO be clear, I am actually the mASTER"
A whole new generation of #DoctorWho fans are about to begin their own adventure! 🌟
Here is your first look at DOCTOR WHO: TARDIS CREW, a brand new animated series coming soon to CBeebies and BBC iPlayer. Find out more 👉 bbc.in/46YLFMi
Here is your first look at DOCTOR WHO: TARDIS CREW, a brand new animated series coming soon to CBeebies and BBC iPlayer. Find out more 👉 bbc.in/46YLFMi
October 6, 2026 at 3:02 PM
I've just had an exclusive leak that the toaster isn't a toaster, it's the TOASTER, which is short for "TO be clear, I am actually the mASTER"
All I can say is my daughter is going to love that companion with glowing cat-blob
October 6, 2026 at 2:11 PM
All I can say is my daughter is going to love that companion with glowing cat-blob
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I hope Ian Levine is glowing with rage.
A whole new generation of #DoctorWho fans are about to begin their own adventure! 🌟
Here is your first look at DOCTOR WHO: TARDIS CREW, a brand new animated series coming soon to CBeebies and BBC iPlayer. Find out more 👉 bbc.in/46YLFMi
Here is your first look at DOCTOR WHO: TARDIS CREW, a brand new animated series coming soon to CBeebies and BBC iPlayer. Find out more 👉 bbc.in/46YLFMi
October 6, 2026 at 1:44 PM
I hope Ian Levine is glowing with rage.
Going to put a card in my wallet
"In the event of my death, please do not let Giles Brandreath eulogise me on The Today Programme"
"In the event of my death, please do not let Giles Brandreath eulogise me on The Today Programme"
October 6, 2026 at 1:10 PM
Going to put a card in my wallet
"In the event of my death, please do not let Giles Brandreath eulogise me on The Today Programme"
"In the event of my death, please do not let Giles Brandreath eulogise me on The Today Programme"
Can't remember if it was a Private Eye cartoon or a round on I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue called "Epitaphs", but have suddenly remembered the simple memorial:
"Here Lies Jeffrey Archer"
"Here Lies Jeffrey Archer"
October 5, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Can't remember if it was a Private Eye cartoon or a round on I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue called "Epitaphs", but have suddenly remembered the simple memorial:
"Here Lies Jeffrey Archer"
"Here Lies Jeffrey Archer"
Today is a day for The Special Mop. Not the toilets mop, nor the kitchen mop.
October 5, 2026 at 12:05 PM
Today is a day for The Special Mop. Not the toilets mop, nor the kitchen mop.
Today, I shall be mostly listening to the hold music on the Beer52 cancellation line
October 5, 2026 at 9:48 AM
Today, I shall be mostly listening to the hold music on the Beer52 cancellation line
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
A walk.
whats your favorite bad joke. not bad like offensive but bad like "oh youre getting a haircut? which one?"
October 4, 2026 at 4:35 PM
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
A walk.
One of R. V. Jones great discoveries was that poppyheads could be used instead of conventional "Window" chaff, saving considerable quantities of aluminium.
🎶Baby you can drive my car, covered in Lancaster poppy farts🎶
October 4, 2026 at 9:58 AM
One of R. V. Jones great discoveries was that poppyheads could be used instead of conventional "Window" chaff, saving considerable quantities of aluminium.
The Cuneophile in me approves of the mouse in the Harvest Loaf at church's Harvest Thanksgiving service #Cuneo #WheresTheMouse
October 4, 2026 at 9:40 AM
The Cuneophile in me approves of the mouse in the Harvest Loaf at church's Harvest Thanksgiving service #Cuneo #WheresTheMouse
Pure Lawning
Won’t lie, I wouldn’t have spotted the gardening business/Placebo lyric crossover potential
October 3, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Pure Lawning
This is ART
"If wet, Lionel Blair"
"If wet, Lionel Blair"
The boys from PantoSplaining have written a new fun summer special with @philfletcher.bsky.social - if you want a copy see him and Hacker T. Dog at a comic con, or Instagram! Anyway, here's a relevant page.
October 3, 2026 at 9:10 AM
This is ART
"If wet, Lionel Blair"
"If wet, Lionel Blair"
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Hey guys! I'm Burke, he's Hare, and before we get into today's unboxing video, we just wanna talk a little about today's sponsor, Surfshark
October 2, 2026 at 8:47 AM
Hey guys! I'm Burke, he's Hare, and before we get into today's unboxing video, we just wanna talk a little about today's sponsor, Surfshark
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October 2, 2026 at 10:42 AM
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By way of Happy Birthday
But spades AREN'T the swords of a soldier! SWORDS are the swords of a soldier!!!!!
October 2, 2026 at 9:39 AM
By way of Happy Birthday
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Meet the destroyer HMS Glowworm. In April 1940 she was forced to fight the German Heavy Cruiser Admiral Hipper, ten times her size, and Hipper's destroyer escorts.
Her extraordinary last stand earned her captain the first Victoria Cross of WW2. In part because THE GERMANS nominated him for one /1 🧵
Her extraordinary last stand earned her captain the first Victoria Cross of WW2. In part because THE GERMANS nominated him for one /1 🧵
January 8, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Meet the destroyer HMS Glowworm. In April 1940 she was forced to fight the German Heavy Cruiser Admiral Hipper, ten times her size, and Hipper's destroyer escorts.
Her extraordinary last stand earned her captain the first Victoria Cross of WW2. In part because THE GERMANS nominated him for one /1 🧵
Her extraordinary last stand earned her captain the first Victoria Cross of WW2. In part because THE GERMANS nominated him for one /1 🧵
Happy Michaelmas, to those that celebrate. Tell Marks and Spencer to put the St. Michael back on their sandwiches, none of this secular "M&S Food"
September 29, 2026 at 11:01 AM
Happy Michaelmas, to those that celebrate. Tell Marks and Spencer to put the St. Michael back on their sandwiches, none of this secular "M&S Food"
The activities in Fairford appear to be an overconfident, poorly planned, operation to steal large quantities of fuel oil.
But enough about the US Military
But enough about the US Military
Ben Elton's Politics Bit
Alt: Early 1989s Ben Elton,with long hair, making a joke about a little bit of politics
static.klipy.com
September 29, 2026 at 7:58 AM
The activities in Fairford appear to be an overconfident, poorly planned, operation to steal large quantities of fuel oil.
But enough about the US Military
But enough about the US Military
I can still remember the sound the air conditioning would make as it wound down during a power cut, then silence, signifying that if you hadn't recently saved your work on the PC, it was lost
there are three noises that always get my attention with a true anxious clenching of my entire body
1) a tiny child's crying
2) a puppy whining
3) that BIOS beep when a PC boots up and there's a BIOS issue or it bluescreens
1) a tiny child's crying
2) a puppy whining
3) that BIOS beep when a PC boots up and there's a BIOS issue or it bluescreens
September 28, 2026 at 9:00 AM
I can still remember the sound the air conditioning would make as it wound down during a power cut, then silence, signifying that if you hadn't recently saved your work on the PC, it was lost
"Unfortunately, due to a miscommunication in the MoD, and a typographical error..."
September 28, 2026 at 7:25 AM
"Unfortunately, due to a miscommunication in the MoD, and a typographical error..."
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Once I interviewed a guy who brought one piece of chocolate cake, one ice cream cone, one pickle, one slice of Swiss cheese, one slice of salami, one lollipop, one piece of cherry pie, one sausage, one cupcake, and one slice of watermelon. I hired him but he immediately used his 2 weeks of PTO.
September 26, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Once I interviewed a guy who brought one piece of chocolate cake, one ice cream cone, one pickle, one slice of Swiss cheese, one slice of salami, one lollipop, one piece of cherry pie, one sausage, one cupcake, and one slice of watermelon. I hired him but he immediately used his 2 weeks of PTO.
"So that's all I need to ask. Do you have any questions about the role?"
"Yes, as part of my responsibilities...
<Opens briefcase to reveal Margherita machine>
...where should I plug this in?!"
<samba music starts playing, carnivale dancers burst in>
"Yes, as part of my responsibilities...
<Opens briefcase to reveal Margherita machine>
...where should I plug this in?!"
<samba music starts playing, carnivale dancers burst in>
September 26, 2026 at 12:18 PM
"So that's all I need to ask. Do you have any questions about the role?"
"Yes, as part of my responsibilities...
<Opens briefcase to reveal Margherita machine>
...where should I plug this in?!"
<samba music starts playing, carnivale dancers burst in>
"Yes, as part of my responsibilities...
<Opens briefcase to reveal Margherita machine>
...where should I plug this in?!"
<samba music starts playing, carnivale dancers burst in>