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geneva
@sprout-gen.bsky.social
non-binary, trans masc, queer
why do billionaires all look like that
August 29, 2026 at 6:45 PM
just finished watching all of Supernatural...... i am a shell of a person...... that ending it was so ass
August 29, 2026 at 5:29 AM
what happen when I'm gonna taking the playstation, disconnek it, and put the whole thing in your ass
August 14, 2026 at 12:45 PM
just watched a video of a linguistics professor arguing that the "literacy crisis" is either completely made up or strongly exaggerated, and I feel inclined to believe him. he still acknowledged that literacy needs to be improved, but believes there isn't a "crisis"
the whole "literacy crisis" moral panic is quickly turning into a classist and ableist movement. calling people stupid and jobless gets us nowhere. maybe instead we empower people with educational tools and try to be helpful when we can, and then self-reflect on our classist and ableist biases 🤷‍♂️
April 10, 2026 at 5:27 AM
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where's you revolution, leftists? har har. i get to be smug because our liberal tactic of preventing fascism by winning elections is going so well
April 9, 2026 at 12:25 AM
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Did you know there’s some perverts out there who find thighs attractive?
April 9, 2026 at 5:02 AM
the whole "literacy crisis" moral panic is quickly turning into a classist and ableist movement. calling people stupid and jobless gets us nowhere. maybe instead we empower people with educational tools and try to be helpful when we can, and then self-reflect on our classist and ableist biases 🤷‍♂️
April 9, 2026 at 6:31 AM
I don't want us to colonize Mars
April 8, 2026 at 8:32 AM
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happy easter
April 5, 2026 at 12:11 PM
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In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies.

I have translated some of the highlights
January 20, 2026 at 12:30 AM
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Molumbo
February 4, 2026 at 9:17 AM
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i wish i could text my cat
January 22, 2026 at 10:44 PM
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Resolutions:
-drink more
- get high more
- be a prick more
- self sabotage
January 13, 2026 at 5:05 PM
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Found a perfect song!! Thank you!!
December 20, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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amazing photo on spanish wikipedia's chinchilla article
December 19, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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i at some point downloaded a clip of the intro scene to FLCL Progressive which might be the only part of that which truly captures the spirit of the original so here have that
August 6, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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October 18, 2024 at 8:38 PM
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Tommy Lee Jones, Harrison Ford Wordlessly Grunt In Tense New ‘Actors On Actors’
December 12, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Ethical YouTube drama video where literally all of it is made up and populated with a cast of characters that do not exist IRL, completely fabricated social media screenshots, etc. Mockumentary for the YouTube girlies
December 5, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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I will not get an orchiectomy unless they allow me to Kobe my biological refuse into nearby trash can
December 12, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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Gonna be so honest: word processor UI peaked here for me
November 22, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.

This is who it was:
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
WOMEN ARE GAY
Wicked Part 2 was good, in that it had an impossible uphill battle of making act 2 of Wicked into an entertaining movie that made sense and basically managed to achieve that goal also women are gay
2 wicked 2 for good
November 22, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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My favorite piece of content today.
November 21, 2025 at 8:28 PM