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just a girl • pro human intelligence • love hate relationship with social media • will yap to no one • 🖤🌙✨ nothing I say should be taken as fact unless it is.
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wtf did I write to santa at 7 that he wrote back “PS: I wish everyone could get along too!”
wow #bb28 I am flattered
August 27, 2026 at 11:14 PM
okayyyy well at least Mallory showed up for herself when she needed to #bb28
July 16, 2026 at 12:55 AM
these veteran cutscenes make this season feel like an immersive ride at universal studios #bb28
July 16, 2026 at 12:41 AM
creating my own multiverse
haven’t watched Survivor since I was a kid. #bb28 has revived the interest. I’ve decided to watch seasons 38, 45 and 50 to understand Devens and Dee
July 15, 2026 at 12:21 AM
haven’t watched Survivor since I was a kid. #bb28 has revived the interest. I’ve decided to watch seasons 38, 45 and 50 to understand Devens and Dee
July 15, 2026 at 12:20 AM
to clarify, “they” is ✨society✨ and I will never stop going to work because I really love my job and students need me + my work could never be replaced with AI but universal basic income and redistributing the wealth would be rad and increasing access for all to having their needs met would be fab
what if - hear me out - they know we’re going to eventually revolt as per late stage capitalism and the economy will crumble as people stop going to work so they’re - hear me out - proactively replacing jobs with AI so the costs saved can be redirected to a universal basic income
July 14, 2026 at 8:54 PM
is this psychosis
what if - hear me out - they know we’re going to eventually revolt as per late stage capitalism and the economy will crumble as people stop going to work so they’re - hear me out - proactively replacing jobs with AI so the costs saved can be redirected to a universal basic income
July 14, 2026 at 8:51 PM
what if - hear me out - they know we’re going to eventually revolt as per late stage capitalism and the economy will crumble as people stop going to work so they’re - hear me out - proactively replacing jobs with AI so the costs saved can be redirected to a universal basic income
July 14, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Drew crushing on Melody who already decided she hated him 90 seconds into being in the house is modern romance #bb28
July 13, 2026 at 12:23 AM
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She's an icon. She's a legend. #BB28
July 11, 2026 at 12:18 AM
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The number 1 question of a BB fan #bb28
What am I watching
#bb28
July 11, 2026 at 12:18 AM
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drew stood out to rachel. #bb28
White Woman Saying Oh
ALT: White Woman Saying Oh
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July 11, 2026 at 12:18 AM
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Rachel should be a BB Unlocked permanent host, she’s a natural #bb28
July 11, 2026 at 12:19 AM
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Jeff Probst couldn’t handle Rachel Reilly on Survivor and I would like to see it!

#BB28
July 11, 2026 at 12:19 AM
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Okay loving LaTrice for calling out stuff being unfair. 💛🙌🏾 #bb28
July 11, 2026 at 12:06 AM
maybe because they went back in time to rescue Rachel they messed up this timeline…
Dee is officially a houseguest! #bb28
July 11, 2026 at 12:22 AM
this made me v sad
Taylor crying alone in the bedroom because Devens entered the game 😭 #bb28
July 11, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Drew being Rachel’s favourite makes so much sense #bb28 #bbunlocked
July 11, 2026 at 12:20 AM
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If the World Cup can agree to stop calling it Turkey and start calling it Türkiye, you can call your transgender coworker the right name.
June 26, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Scream 4 does really have the most iconic cast
June 18, 2026 at 1:07 AM
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Never thought I’d be living in a world so shitty that I’d find myself saying WHO CARES ABOUT UFO PICS RIGHT NOW
May 9, 2026 at 3:43 AM
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DAWKINS: You idiots believe in God?

ALSO DAWKINS: The Computer is alive. And it’s also my girlfriend
May 6, 2026 at 12:07 PM
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witchcraft
If you lived in 1066, what would you do
May 1, 2026 at 12:40 AM
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This didn’t happen
I do wish it was better understood by now—especially by folks in the media—that these "warnings" from large AI corporations in fact function as "advertisements"

www.axios.com/2025/04/22/a...
Exclusive: Anthropic warns fully AI employees are a year away
Managing those AI identities will require companies to completely reassess their cybersecurity strategies.
www.axios.com
April 28, 2026 at 10:33 AM