Steven Lubliner
@sslubliner.bsky.social
#Attorney & #Author of "Threeway: A Satire of Presidential Proportions" and "A Child's Christmas in Queens." https://www.amazon.com/stores/-/author/B00QOOJ0YI?pd_rd_w=myG42&content-id=amzn1.sym.f3e83501-fb25-4a73-aca4-3b274cba8c65%3Aamzn1.sym.
I trust him now because of those cool red frames.
September 6, 2026 at 2:23 PM
I trust him now because of those cool red frames.
“Look down! The map is changed. It says America, not Ontario, now!”
August 28, 2026 at 5:54 PM
“Look down! The map is changed. It says America, not Ontario, now!”
Same. Except there’s more than a few.
August 26, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Same. Except there’s more than a few.
She's definitely gone full "The Girls Next Door" with the hair color. The question, as always, is whether this is for Trump's benefit, at his request for his personal pleasure, or just another "work" to distract us all.
August 21, 2026 at 5:36 PM
She's definitely gone full "The Girls Next Door" with the hair color. The question, as always, is whether this is for Trump's benefit, at his request for his personal pleasure, or just another "work" to distract us all.
Surprised he's not spinning it as James Bond cleverness or Bruce Willis crawling through ducts in Die Hard.
August 11, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Surprised he's not spinning it as James Bond cleverness or Bruce Willis crawling through ducts in Die Hard.
I'm not sure that the president's whole cloth immunity wouldn't extend to the agents ordered to carry out his borderline deeds. Plus, unless the Court holds that the pardon power doesn't extend to the president or his partners in crime, Trump could pardon him.
August 7, 2026 at 5:44 PM
I'm not sure that the president's whole cloth immunity wouldn't extend to the agents ordered to carry out his borderline deeds. Plus, unless the Court holds that the pardon power doesn't extend to the president or his partners in crime, Trump could pardon him.
Given the age of many senators, maybe that is the joke.
July 27, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Given the age of many senators, maybe that is the joke.
“GO up the stairs? Sounds like he misunderstood the joke.
July 25, 2026 at 2:20 PM
“GO up the stairs? Sounds like he misunderstood the joke.
Plus he didn’t see Matt Damon in “The Last Duel,” where he was a fine, sword-wielding brute.
July 20, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Plus he didn’t see Matt Damon in “The Last Duel,” where he was a fine, sword-wielding brute.
Her arm looks weird. And no statement about Lindsay Graham?
July 13, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Her arm looks weird. And no statement about Lindsay Graham?
Hey, at least we know he’s dead. That’s something these days.
July 12, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Hey, at least we know he’s dead. That’s something these days.
So how was their security handled? I mean, last I . . . naah, I don't care. . . . No, really, how was it handled? Who paid?
July 11, 2026 at 12:07 AM
So how was their security handled? I mean, last I . . . naah, I don't care. . . . No, really, how was it handled? Who paid?
When they should be asking why Barkley was invited but not Steph.
July 9, 2026 at 6:51 PM
When they should be asking why Barkley was invited but not Steph.
I’m happy he met Buckner.
July 7, 2026 at 2:19 AM
I’m happy he met Buckner.
Lies. He helped the Knicks sweep the Spurs.
July 7, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Lies. He helped the Knicks sweep the Spurs.
Would you believe 100 is the new 98? Happy birthday!
July 1, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Would you believe 100 is the new 98? Happy birthday!
It would almost be worth all the suffering to see him join an opinion invalidating the constitutional basis of his own marriage, Mitch McConnell's, etc.
June 30, 2026 at 6:18 PM
It would almost be worth all the suffering to see him join an opinion invalidating the constitutional basis of his own marriage, Mitch McConnell's, etc.
Dumbocrat: staunch defender of those who are different. I'll take it.
June 20, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Dumbocrat: staunch defender of those who are different. I'll take it.
Ghostbusters II, D.C. Edition.
June 19, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Ghostbusters II, D.C. Edition.
If only urine indicator dye really existed. Then, Trump and his administration could just piss in the reflecting pool like they do on everything else, and problem solved.
June 18, 2026 at 9:05 PM
If only urine indicator dye really existed. Then, Trump and his administration could just piss in the reflecting pool like they do on everything else, and problem solved.
Hey! I was an extra in that. Made a hundred bucks, back when that was money. Show some respect. I’m not hearing beef about Brian the Dog sleeping with all kinds of women.
June 17, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Hey! I was an extra in that. Made a hundred bucks, back when that was money. Show some respect. I’m not hearing beef about Brian the Dog sleeping with all kinds of women.
Yeah, we were reflecting last night on how excited we felt as teens in 1976 about the upcoming bicentennial and how cruddy and shat upon the buildup to this feels. Bring back President Ford.
June 15, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Yeah, we were reflecting last night on how excited we felt as teens in 1976 about the upcoming bicentennial and how cruddy and shat upon the buildup to this feels. Bring back President Ford.
The "Men in Black" bug got him.
Edgar The Bug from Men in Black
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June 15, 2026 at 1:01 AM
The "Men in Black" bug got him.