Steven Lubliner
@sslubliner.bsky.social
#Attorney & #Author of "Threeway: A Satire of Presidential Proportions" and "A Child's Christmas in Queens." https://www.amazon.com/stores/-/author/B00QOOJ0YI?pd_rd_w=myG42&content-id=amzn1.sym.f3e83501-fb25-4a73-aca4-3b274cba8c65%3Aamzn1.sym.
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Steven Lubliner
@sslubliner.bsky.social
· Nov 24
Threeway: A Satire of Presidential Proportions
Threeway: A Satire of Presidential Proportions - Kindle edition by Lubliner, Steven. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading Threeway: A Satire of Presidential Proportions.
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Kirkus Reviews calls "Threeway" "a slim, funny satire of America's culture." $5.99 on Kindle. $7.99 in paper. No excuses. Read it before it's banned. (Actually, I hope it's banned.)
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What kind of coin flip was that?
July 7, 2026 at 10:40 PM
What kind of coin flip was that?
Tonight’s World Cup loss felt oddly like game 3 of Knicks/Spurs.
July 7, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Tonight’s World Cup loss felt oddly like game 3 of Knicks/Spurs.
Meanwhile, as the press dithers, immigrants nonchalantly bus the evidence.
April 26, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Meanwhile, as the press dithers, immigrants nonchalantly bus the evidence.
It was true in 2020. It's still true, especially if you secretly feel that watching Iran get obliterated, your neighbors get beaten, etc., makes for an interesting change of pace. open.substack.com/pub/stevenlu...
My First Grade Principal was Right: We Must Learn to Be Bored
If We’re to Get Through This.
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April 8, 2026 at 12:53 AM
It was true in 2020. It's still true, especially if you secretly feel that watching Iran get obliterated, your neighbors get beaten, etc., makes for an interesting change of pace. open.substack.com/pub/stevenlu...
My Hanukkah memoir, "A Child's Christmas in Queens" has lately sold a handful of #Kindle versions to people who found my ad by searching "romantic comedy." This was a target #Amazon suggested, not me. So is it a romantic comedy? It is now. $2.99, silly lovers. #booksky a.co/d/0en82rgd
A Child's Christmas in Queens
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March 18, 2026 at 5:28 PM
My Hanukkah memoir, "A Child's Christmas in Queens" has lately sold a handful of #Kindle versions to people who found my ad by searching "romantic comedy." This was a target #Amazon suggested, not me. So is it a romantic comedy? It is now. $2.99, silly lovers. #booksky a.co/d/0en82rgd
Congratulations to Venezuela. Will the Venezuelan president be presenting the World Baseball Classic trophy to Trump?
March 18, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Congratulations to Venezuela. Will the Venezuelan president be presenting the World Baseball Classic trophy to Trump?
Surprised Conan agreed to that gassing and incinerator bit to end the Oscars.
March 16, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Surprised Conan agreed to that gassing and incinerator bit to end the Oscars.
Never seen a punt so thoroughly blocked.
January 20, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Never seen a punt so thoroughly blocked.
A little #Christmas. A little #Hanukkah. What could go wrong? Plenty. But love triumphs! "A Child's Christmas in Queens" is $2.99 on #Kindle, $6.99 in paper, and $3.95 in #audiobook. FREE on #KindleUnlimited. Read the 5-star reviews. #booksky #interfaith #Jewish www.amazon.com/Childs-Chris...
A Child's Christmas in Queens
Queens, New York in the early 1970s. In the midst of Christmas and Hanukkah, a small boy dishonors his mother and learns a lesson. Maybe more than one.
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December 14, 2025 at 3:49 PM
A little #Christmas. A little #Hanukkah. What could go wrong? Plenty. But love triumphs! "A Child's Christmas in Queens" is $2.99 on #Kindle, $6.99 in paper, and $3.95 in #audiobook. FREE on #KindleUnlimited. Read the 5-star reviews. #booksky #interfaith #Jewish www.amazon.com/Childs-Chris...
A little #Christmas. A little #Hanukkah. What could go wrong? And right? Read "A Child's Christmas in Queens" and find out. $2.99 in #Kindle; $6.99 in paper; $3.95 in #audiobook. #bannedbooks #booksky a.co/d/9nhc0Cj
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December 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
A little #Christmas. A little #Hanukkah. What could go wrong? And right? Read "A Child's Christmas in Queens" and find out. $2.99 in #Kindle; $6.99 in paper; $3.95 in #audiobook. #bannedbooks #booksky a.co/d/9nhc0Cj
"Threeway" called the moment ten years ago. Kirkus called it "a slim, funny #satire of America's electoral culture." Read it while they still let you. And while we still have elections that matter. $5.99 on #Kindle, $7.99 in #paperback. #bannedbooks #politicalsatire #booksky #Trump a.co/d/3pRJ8MW
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November 8, 2025 at 5:42 PM
"Threeway" called the moment ten years ago. Kirkus called it "a slim, funny #satire of America's electoral culture." Read it while they still let you. And while we still have elections that matter. $5.99 on #Kindle, $7.99 in #paperback. #bannedbooks #politicalsatire #booksky #Trump a.co/d/3pRJ8MW
Halloween's over, so it's time for "A Child's Christmas in Queens." A little #Christmas. A little #Hanukkah. What could go wrong? Ask JD Vance. Better yet, don't. #interfaith #NewYork #booksky $2.99 on #Kindle #KindleUnlimited, $6.99 in #paperback, $3.95 for the #audiobook a.co/d/8Vw5CIh
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November 8, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Halloween's over, so it's time for "A Child's Christmas in Queens." A little #Christmas. A little #Hanukkah. What could go wrong? Ask JD Vance. Better yet, don't. #interfaith #NewYork #booksky $2.99 on #Kindle #KindleUnlimited, $6.99 in #paperback, $3.95 for the #audiobook a.co/d/8Vw5CIh
Dodgers better win it now, because if Roberts really puts in a position player to pitch, I'm gonna sue him for the last three hours back. #WorldSeries
October 28, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Dodgers better win it now, because if Roberts really puts in a position player to pitch, I'm gonna sue him for the last three hours back. #WorldSeries
Between Trump's #diarrhea video yesterday, the shit smearing on January 6, and other right wing public shitting moments, I can keep saying that "Threeway" called such madness ten years ago. Read it before it's banned. #booksky #Trump #nokings #bannedbooks
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Threeway | Kirkus Reviews
Lubliner (A Child’s Christmas in Queens, 2014) takes on presidential politics in this satirical novel.
www.kirkusreviews.com
October 19, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Between Trump's #diarrhea video yesterday, the shit smearing on January 6, and other right wing public shitting moments, I can keep saying that "Threeway" called such madness ten years ago. Read it before it's banned. #booksky #Trump #nokings #bannedbooks
www.kirkusreviews.com/book-reviews...
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Two men, one woman, one presidency. Let the race to the bottom begin. Kirkus calls "Threeway" "a slim, funny satire of America's electoral culture." Read it while they still let you. #booksky #Kimmel #Colbert #Trump #bannedbooks #politicalsatire a.co/d/0zFa00C
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September 21, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Two men, one woman, one presidency. Let the race to the bottom begin. Kirkus calls "Threeway" "a slim, funny satire of America's electoral culture." Read it while they still let you. #booksky #Kimmel #Colbert #Trump #bannedbooks #politicalsatire a.co/d/0zFa00C
I can't think of anything I actually watch on ABC except a few minutes of Jimmy Kimmel. Maybe a chunk of the Rose Bowl. Same with CBS. Part of a bowl game or an AFC game here or there. No more.
September 18, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I can't think of anything I actually watch on ABC except a few minutes of Jimmy Kimmel. Maybe a chunk of the Rose Bowl. Same with CBS. Part of a bowl game or an AFC game here or there. No more.
Trump and others feeling the need to "protect" prayer in the schools is another reminder that the First Amendment is not up to the task. open.substack.com/pub/stevenlu...
Official State Religion with a Side of Persecution: Coming Soon To Your Shitty State
Thanks, First Amendment!
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September 9, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Trump and others feeling the need to "protect" prayer in the schools is another reminder that the First Amendment is not up to the task. open.substack.com/pub/stevenlu...
Trump and others feeling the need to "protect" prayer in school is another reminder that the First Amendment is not up to the task. open.substack.com/pub/stevenlu...
Here’s Your New First Amendment
Because “So-and-so said so” isn’t a rational basis.
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September 9, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Trump and others feeling the need to "protect" prayer in school is another reminder that the First Amendment is not up to the task. open.substack.com/pub/stevenlu...
"Threeway" hit the importance of a president's penis size ten years ago. Glad South Park is bringing the issue back to life. #booksky #satire #SouthPark #penis. www.kirkusreviews.com/book-reviews...
Threeway | Kirkus Reviews
Lubliner (A Child’s Christmas in Queens, 2014) takes on presidential politics in this satirical novel.
www.kirkusreviews.com
August 24, 2025 at 2:06 PM
"Threeway" hit the importance of a president's penis size ten years ago. Glad South Park is bringing the issue back to life. #booksky #satire #SouthPark #penis. www.kirkusreviews.com/book-reviews...
Reposted by Steven Lubliner
A lesson on how to write a headline.
Man Afraid to Ride Subway Named Head of NASA
Trump has tapped Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy as NASA administrator.
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July 10, 2025 at 5:44 PM
A lesson on how to write a headline.
Trump Said "Dirty Jew" Last Week. Twice. (And now Grok feels like it has to keep up.) #Trump #Elon #antisemitism #Jews open.substack.com/pub/stevenlu...
Trump Said "Dirty Jew" Last Week. Twice.
Feels ahead of schedule.
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July 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Trump Said "Dirty Jew" Last Week. Twice. (And now Grok feels like it has to keep up.) #Trump #Elon #antisemitism #Jews open.substack.com/pub/stevenlu...
At least John Cusack is in good company. open.substack.com/pub/stevenlu...
Trump Said "Dirty Jew" Last Week. Twice.
Feels ahead of schedule.
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July 7, 2025 at 3:20 PM
At least John Cusack is in good company. open.substack.com/pub/stevenlu...
Two men, one woman, one president. Let the race to the bottom begin! See, "Threeway" did the third party thing in 2016. Shit got worse. #Kirkus calls "Threeway" a slim, funny #satire of America's electoral culture." #books #booksky #politicalsatire #Trump #Elon a.co/d/8rWWQEr
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July 6, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Two men, one woman, one president. Let the race to the bottom begin! See, "Threeway" did the third party thing in 2016. Shit got worse. #Kirkus calls "Threeway" a slim, funny #satire of America's electoral culture." #books #booksky #politicalsatire #Trump #Elon a.co/d/8rWWQEr
I thought he was our friend. (I didn't really.) #Trump #antisemitism #ChristianNationalism open.substack.com/pub/stevenlu...
Trump Said "Dirty Jew" Last Week. Twice.
Feels ahead of schedule.
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July 6, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I thought he was our friend. (I didn't really.) #Trump #antisemitism #ChristianNationalism open.substack.com/pub/stevenlu...