School of Heart Knocks
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Nerdy 👨❤️👨 asexual cat & dog owner in Atlanta. Former bowler and long-distance cyclist. I doubt anything I say is interesting.
Discourse? In this dystopia? I use this as an escape from the real world, so don’t expect me to doom- or angry-scroll with you.
Discourse? In this dystopia? I use this as an escape from the real world, so don’t expect me to doom- or angry-scroll with you.
Decided to pull the trigger and move away from the iPhone ecosystem, by pre-ordering a Commodore Callback 8020. I resent the trend of mobile phones getting bigger and loaded with AI tools and “features.” The less I’m inclined to stare at my phone, the better. commodore.net/store/callba...
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commodore.net
September 21, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Decided to pull the trigger and move away from the iPhone ecosystem, by pre-ordering a Commodore Callback 8020. I resent the trend of mobile phones getting bigger and loaded with AI tools and “features.” The less I’m inclined to stare at my phone, the better. commodore.net/store/callba...
Oh my yes I did quite enjoy Troye’s new song and video. youtu.be/Yvl4QSAyWR4?...
Troye Sivan - Party (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by TroyeSivanVEVO
youtu.be
September 21, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Oh my yes I did quite enjoy Troye’s new song and video. youtu.be/Yvl4QSAyWR4?...
The people directly in front of us on this Delta flight are watching the Billie Eilish concert film, so it’s nonstop strobe light flashing, and I never thought I’d find strobe lights so irritating.
September 20, 2026 at 4:17 PM
The people directly in front of us on this Delta flight are watching the Billie Eilish concert film, so it’s nonstop strobe light flashing, and I never thought I’d find strobe lights so irritating.
This DJ knows what’s they’re doing: “Abracadabra” right into Girls Aloud’s cover of “Jump” 🕺
September 16, 2026 at 11:55 AM
This DJ knows what’s they’re doing: “Abracadabra” right into Girls Aloud’s cover of “Jump” 🕺
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comic about teaching kids about gender roles
September 4, 2026 at 10:16 PM
comic about teaching kids about gender roles
Post something stupid from your phone
August 31, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Post something stupid from your phone
Introduce yourself with 10 acts you’ve seen live:
(in no particular order)
Beats Antique
P!nk
Kylie Minogue
Lady Gaga
Pet Shop Boys
Beyoncé
Paul McCartney
Prince
Tina Turner
George Michael
(in no particular order)
Beats Antique
P!nk
Kylie Minogue
Lady Gaga
Pet Shop Boys
Beyoncé
Paul McCartney
Prince
Tina Turner
George Michael
Introduce yourself with 10 acts you've seen live:
Cher
Pablo Alborán
Lara Fabian
Cyndi Lauper
Evanescence
Good Charlotte
Mónica Naranjo
Mariah Carey
Juan Gabriel
Dido
Cher
Pablo Alborán
Lara Fabian
Cyndi Lauper
Evanescence
Good Charlotte
Mónica Naranjo
Mariah Carey
Juan Gabriel
Dido
Introduce yourself with 10 acts you've seen live:
Ghost
Madonna
Lacuna Coil
Metallica
VNV Nation
Weird Al
Nightwish
Lady Gaga
Alan Parsons Project
Pat Benatar
Ghost
Madonna
Lacuna Coil
Metallica
VNV Nation
Weird Al
Nightwish
Lady Gaga
Alan Parsons Project
Pat Benatar
August 30, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Introduce yourself with 10 acts you’ve seen live:
(in no particular order)
Beats Antique
P!nk
Kylie Minogue
Lady Gaga
Pet Shop Boys
Beyoncé
Paul McCartney
Prince
Tina Turner
George Michael
(in no particular order)
Beats Antique
P!nk
Kylie Minogue
Lady Gaga
Pet Shop Boys
Beyoncé
Paul McCartney
Prince
Tina Turner
George Michael
I thoroughly enjoyed it!
August 30, 2026 at 10:28 PM
I thoroughly enjoyed it!
Quick poll: When you give someone the middle finger, did you…
- flip them off?
- flick them off?
- something else?
This is the stupid question my dumb brain spent last night obsessing over, rather than resting and dreaming.
- flip them off?
- flick them off?
- something else?
This is the stupid question my dumb brain spent last night obsessing over, rather than resting and dreaming.
August 30, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Quick poll: When you give someone the middle finger, did you…
- flip them off?
- flick them off?
- something else?
This is the stupid question my dumb brain spent last night obsessing over, rather than resting and dreaming.
- flip them off?
- flick them off?
- something else?
This is the stupid question my dumb brain spent last night obsessing over, rather than resting and dreaming.
Downgrade a movie
2001: A Space Dry-Run
2001: A Space Dry-Run
Downgrade a movie
Cloud Map
Cloud Map
Downgrade a movie
Jurassic Garden
Jurassic Garden
August 27, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Downgrade a movie
2001: A Space Dry-Run
2001: A Space Dry-Run
Guess this fucko doesn’t want my money anymore!
well I *was* really stoked about the upcoming KC location and was planning on going semi-regularly but I guess Buc-ee's can get fucked too
www.aol.com/articles/buc...
www.aol.com/articles/buc...
Buc-ee’s CEO says ‘conservative’ states will get stores — and there are three requirements any location must meet - AOL
Texas-based Buc-ee’s now operates in at least a dozen states, which are primarily Republican-leaning or conservative
www.aol.com
August 26, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Guess this fucko doesn’t want my money anymore!
Tonight I watched Over Your Dead Body. It was… fine. I wanted to enjoy it more than I did. It felt way longer than 1h52m, with a tone that all over the place, and not always in a good way. And I could really do with never seeing another depiction of violence against a woman by a large man.
August 23, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Tonight I watched Over Your Dead Body. It was… fine. I wanted to enjoy it more than I did. It felt way longer than 1h52m, with a tone that all over the place, and not always in a good way. And I could really do with never seeing another depiction of violence against a woman by a large man.
Currently seated at my local independent cinema for a showing of Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma! #campmiasma
August 21, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Currently seated at my local independent cinema for a showing of Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma! #campmiasma
Louder for the people at the back!
August 21, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Louder for the people at the back!
I ain’t ashamed to say it, either. “Only In My Dreams” and the title track are legit bangers, “Shake Your Love” is a bop, and though “Foolish Beat” is heartbreak as imagined by a 16-year-old, it’s still a well crafted song.
August 19, 2026 at 4:11 PM
I ain’t ashamed to say it, either. “Only In My Dreams” and the title track are legit bangers, “Shake Your Love” is a bop, and though “Foolish Beat” is heartbreak as imagined by a 16-year-old, it’s still a well crafted song.
It’s rare to come across a house that seems designed to hate its occupants as much as it hates its surroundings. redf.in/9XCf34
56 Moreland Ave SE, Atlanta, GA 30316 - 3 beds/3 baths
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redf.in
August 18, 2026 at 4:40 PM
It’s rare to come across a house that seems designed to hate its occupants as much as it hates its surroundings. redf.in/9XCf34
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A wonderful reminder of all the things we have that felt like miracles to those in the past. Also damn we as a society used to write with such imagination and flair.
August 16, 2026 at 2:23 PM
A wonderful reminder of all the things we have that felt like miracles to those in the past. Also damn we as a society used to write with such imagination and flair.
The future is not 100% terrible: I can look at the event log for my smart lock to know whether the dog is lying when he says he hasn’t been outside for HOURS and will surely BURST off he doesn’t go outside RIGHT NOW. (In this instance, the dog is telling the truth.)
August 10, 2026 at 11:01 PM
The future is not 100% terrible: I can look at the event log for my smart lock to know whether the dog is lying when he says he hasn’t been outside for HOURS and will surely BURST off he doesn’t go outside RIGHT NOW. (In this instance, the dog is telling the truth.)
Post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet.
August 8, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet.
New Carly Rae Jepsen tune tickles the same sonic nerves as a lot of Robyn’s stuff. I want MORE!
youtu.be/knKpN0A6WWQ?...
youtu.be/knKpN0A6WWQ?...
Carly Rae Jepsen - Don’t Leave Me on the Dance Floor (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by CarlyRaeJepsenVEVO
youtu.be
August 8, 2026 at 12:06 AM
New Carly Rae Jepsen tune tickles the same sonic nerves as a lot of Robyn’s stuff. I want MORE!
youtu.be/knKpN0A6WWQ?...
youtu.be/knKpN0A6WWQ?...
This silly magical-fantasy bullshit novel I’m reading is definitely some silly bullshit, but it’s still a fun read, except for the occasional howler.
For example: “Nearby farmers disappeared at an alarming rate, but no one noticed.”
If no one noticed, then the rate was not alarming.
For example: “Nearby farmers disappeared at an alarming rate, but no one noticed.”
If no one noticed, then the rate was not alarming.
August 7, 2026 at 3:11 PM
This silly magical-fantasy bullshit novel I’m reading is definitely some silly bullshit, but it’s still a fun read, except for the occasional howler.
For example: “Nearby farmers disappeared at an alarming rate, but no one noticed.”
If no one noticed, then the rate was not alarming.
For example: “Nearby farmers disappeared at an alarming rate, but no one noticed.”
If no one noticed, then the rate was not alarming.
Today I had the pleasure of eating not only a perfectly ripe peach, but also a perfectly ripe mango. Best fruit experience since our vacation in the Dominican Republic!
August 7, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Today I had the pleasure of eating not only a perfectly ripe peach, but also a perfectly ripe mango. Best fruit experience since our vacation in the Dominican Republic!
If ever a news article demanded the Picard-hand-to-forehead gesture… whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com/2026/08/03/d...
August 3, 2026 at 11:39 PM
If ever a news article demanded the Picard-hand-to-forehead gesture… whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com/2026/08/03/d...
She missed me. 🥰
August 3, 2026 at 6:48 PM
She missed me. 🥰