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A gay? Who lives in Manchester? How unique...
People complaining about men walking around in Speedos like they have never watched the Olympics or anything like that.
September 1, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Oooh the sky is ANGRY I love it
August 30, 2026 at 5:10 PM
The amount of puns in the first paragraph of this article is inspiring share.google/poZtLKM0Lvse...
Squirrel with High Fibre Diet Disrupts Netomnia's Broadband in Manchester
Apparently the odd squirrel in Manchester (England) has developed a taste for Netomnia's optical fibre network after one of them went nuts while taking a mega-b
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August 24, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Love ending a productive weekend with a pub Sunday roast.
August 23, 2026 at 5:02 PM
August 14, 2026 at 7:19 PM
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Andy Burnham on his way over to The Range, rolling up his sleeves, face grim
Poorly timed notification from the range there 🤦🏻‍♀️
August 14, 2026 at 6:17 PM
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Poorly timed notification from the range there 🤦🏻‍♀️
August 14, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Bet Andy Burnham loved pushing that button
August 14, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Glad to know we all collectively shat ourselves then
August 14, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Fucking tired of this heat now. Absolutely sick of it
August 13, 2026 at 9:27 AM
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Twitch now uses your channel to train generative AI by default.

You can opt out of some training here: www.twitch.tv/settings/sec...
August 12, 2026 at 4:16 PM
I would love to see if Specsavers get a massive increase in appointments following the eclipse
August 11, 2026 at 10:47 PM
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All of the pretty penis pics today really confirm that this is an unspoken rule of nature.
July 26, 2026 at 9:46 PM
A gay man when he gets his hard, throbbing cock out
Need someone to sit on it
August 7, 2026 at 6:01 PM
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August 7, 2026 at 10:41 AM
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August 7, 2026 at 5:09 PM
A power outage caused pretty much every train around the north west to be cancelled and yet people are still blaming the individual operators. Some people really are dense.
August 7, 2026 at 6:01 AM
I refuse to believe Emma Bunton is 50
August 6, 2026 at 10:11 PM
It's a good job I'm ok with needles. Took 4 attempts to get any blood out of me 😂
August 6, 2026 at 1:24 PM
In before Reform say the vote was rigged
July 31, 2026 at 10:14 PM
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oh god
July 26, 2026 at 11:05 AM
I'm at a queer rave night that also has a market and I now have a big blue cawk
July 18, 2026 at 12:30 AM
I just mentioned "it's not coming home" in the office and now everyone is talking about football fs
July 16, 2026 at 10:51 AM
Well at least the year isn't too big
July 15, 2026 at 9:05 PM