Al-Roker Martyrs Brigade
@strategicpants.bsky.social
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I’m so tired. Tired of being told “study hard, work hard, and good things happen” when the reality is being lazy and dumb are rewarded at the highest levels of gov and business. Tired of being told “treat people how you wanna be treated” only to have the meanest and evilest people run the world.
'Make Germany Great Again'
Kinda gives away the game, doesn't it
Kinda gives away the game, doesn't it
September 9, 2026 at 12:15 AM
I’m so tired. Tired of being told “study hard, work hard, and good things happen” when the reality is being lazy and dumb are rewarded at the highest levels of gov and business. Tired of being told “treat people how you wanna be treated” only to have the meanest and evilest people run the world.
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what does the law say and do you have any reporters who could look that up rather than rely on what critics say
September 4, 2026 at 4:39 PM
what does the law say and do you have any reporters who could look that up rather than rely on what critics say
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Anytime somebody doesn’t want a problem solved, they always say you must address the “root causes.“
September 1, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Anytime somebody doesn’t want a problem solved, they always say you must address the “root causes.“
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not that they’re doing it correctly or well or rigorously or competently, but it is funny how these guys spend all their time doing gender studies
August 30, 2026 at 11:05 PM
not that they’re doing it correctly or well or rigorously or competently, but it is funny how these guys spend all their time doing gender studies
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The thing is you have to be a party hack right now if you care about good things because basically nothing matters more than republicans losing and democrats winning, but lots of people want to not be party hacks more than they want good things.
August 29, 2026 at 1:43 AM
The thing is you have to be a party hack right now if you care about good things because basically nothing matters more than republicans losing and democrats winning, but lots of people want to not be party hacks more than they want good things.
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i don't have another renaming in me
sorry
sorry
August 27, 2026 at 5:32 PM
i don't have another renaming in me
sorry
sorry
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Because it flatters the fantasy of white supremacists who want to own people and are called classists and racists (accurately). There is no need for humanoid forms for most jobs which is why no industrial robots are that shape. But when you want to own people, the humanoid robot is the goal.
August 5, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Because it flatters the fantasy of white supremacists who want to own people and are called classists and racists (accurately). There is no need for humanoid forms for most jobs which is why no industrial robots are that shape. But when you want to own people, the humanoid robot is the goal.
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Rural people hate city people FAR more than city people hate rural people
July 15, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Rural people hate city people FAR more than city people hate rural people
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What Pollingism (aka reactionary centrism) fails to see is that a message nobody hears cannot persuade them & what people think of your party isn't product of what your party says. In adopting far right lite, you become mall cop to their Robocop with "security" as salient question.
June 23, 2026 at 11:44 PM
What Pollingism (aka reactionary centrism) fails to see is that a message nobody hears cannot persuade them & what people think of your party isn't product of what your party says. In adopting far right lite, you become mall cop to their Robocop with "security" as salient question.
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*half listening*
Sherman.
Sherman.
June 16, 2026 at 11:20 PM
*half listening*
Sherman.
Sherman.
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maine, summarized:
1. graham platner sucks
2. he is going to win the primary
3. he is, still, probably going to win the general
4. he’s going to be better than susan collins, because even joe fucking manchin would be better than susan collins
5. we will need his vote to do reconstruction 2.0
1. graham platner sucks
2. he is going to win the primary
3. he is, still, probably going to win the general
4. he’s going to be better than susan collins, because even joe fucking manchin would be better than susan collins
5. we will need his vote to do reconstruction 2.0
I also really want to flag this: Collins is significantly more MAGA this time around than she was in Trump 1.0. In 2017, she opposed Betsy DeVos’s confirmation and the Obamacare repeal bill. She also bought herself time with opposing Barrett. Now, she voted to confirm RFK Jr. AND Tulsi Gabbard
for christs fucking sake there’s a photo of her cheesing in the oval office with a fucking maga hat. run that on TV and digital 1000 times
June 1, 2026 at 2:49 AM
maine, summarized:
1. graham platner sucks
2. he is going to win the primary
3. he is, still, probably going to win the general
4. he’s going to be better than susan collins, because even joe fucking manchin would be better than susan collins
5. we will need his vote to do reconstruction 2.0
1. graham platner sucks
2. he is going to win the primary
3. he is, still, probably going to win the general
4. he’s going to be better than susan collins, because even joe fucking manchin would be better than susan collins
5. we will need his vote to do reconstruction 2.0
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Americans are toddlers, and I say that as an American (though I've lived abroad for a while). We have zero distress tolerance as a nation, so even very important distress that needs to be worked through and felt gets short shrift, because it might make us feel bad, and we can't have that.
May 24, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Americans are toddlers, and I say that as an American (though I've lived abroad for a while). We have zero distress tolerance as a nation, so even very important distress that needs to be worked through and felt gets short shrift, because it might make us feel bad, and we can't have that.
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lmfao
god she's so worthless, no different from nicole shanahan
god she's so worthless, no different from nicole shanahan
Horoscope enthusiast doesn’t trust science
May 24, 2026 at 6:44 PM
lmfao
god she's so worthless, no different from nicole shanahan
god she's so worthless, no different from nicole shanahan
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Villain, I have done thy mother.
May 10, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Villain, I have done thy mother.
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Pour la Sant Jordi (catalane). 🤭
Meanwhile in some English speaking bookstores...
Meanwhile in some English speaking bookstores...
April 24, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Pour la Sant Jordi (catalane). 🤭
Meanwhile in some English speaking bookstores...
Meanwhile in some English speaking bookstores...
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Hungary has chosen Europe.
Europe has always chosen Hungary.
A country reclaims its European path.
The Union grows stronger.
Europe has always chosen Hungary.
A country reclaims its European path.
The Union grows stronger.
April 12, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Hungary has chosen Europe.
Europe has always chosen Hungary.
A country reclaims its European path.
The Union grows stronger.
Europe has always chosen Hungary.
A country reclaims its European path.
The Union grows stronger.
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Michael B Jordan proving he can win without Scottie B Pippen.
March 16, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Michael B Jordan proving he can win without Scottie B Pippen.
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Still no censure of Tommy Tuberville, Randy Fine, or Andy Ogles, who are openly promoting hate against Muslims while the US is bombing Iran, killing the Ayatollah, and people like Lindsey Graham are calling it a "religious war" DURING RAMADAN.
How do you think this all ends, folks?
How do you think this all ends, folks?
March 12, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Still no censure of Tommy Tuberville, Randy Fine, or Andy Ogles, who are openly promoting hate against Muslims while the US is bombing Iran, killing the Ayatollah, and people like Lindsey Graham are calling it a "religious war" DURING RAMADAN.
How do you think this all ends, folks?
How do you think this all ends, folks?
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For the first time ever today, I saw a Cybertruck driver who had somehow persuaded a woman to get in with him. I didn’t know the passenger seat even worked
Fewer than 39,000 Cybertrucks were sold in 2024, and just over 20,000 found homes in 2025.
Tesla slashes Cybertruck prices as it tries to move (unpainted) metal
The stainless steel pickup truck is Tesla's first real flop.
arstechnica.com
February 22, 2026 at 2:54 AM
For the first time ever today, I saw a Cybertruck driver who had somehow persuaded a woman to get in with him. I didn’t know the passenger seat even worked
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I lost my job, my kids have measles, and I can't afford steak. But at least now I know that they are defunding diversity programs at companies and schools that I have never heard of.
February 18, 2026 at 4:59 PM
I lost my job, my kids have measles, and I can't afford steak. But at least now I know that they are defunding diversity programs at companies and schools that I have never heard of.
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May Virginia Giuffre's memory be for a revolution.
February 18, 2026 at 6:19 PM
May Virginia Giuffre's memory be for a revolution.