local vampire
@strig.bsky.social
✨ sr. designer, illustrator, art director ✨
i have nothing to sell you
i have nothing to sell you
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i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
September 29, 2026 at 4:38 PM
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
there is no greater form of intimacy in this world than having a DM create a looney tunes trap specifically honed to target your personal traits and flaws and then having them watch you run into it and explode every single time
September 25, 2026 at 12:17 AM
there is no greater form of intimacy in this world than having a DM create a looney tunes trap specifically honed to target your personal traits and flaws and then having them watch you run into it and explode every single time
what did nathan fielder know and when did he know it
Elizabeth Holmes may be leaving prison early. The founder of the blood-testing start-up Theranos, who was convicted of fraud in 2022 and sentenced to 11 years behind bars, has been approved for transfer to a halfway house next August.
Elizabeth Holmes to Transfer to Halfway House in August 2027
The founder of the blood-testing start-up Theranos was sentenced to 11 years in prison for fraud and had been serving time at a minimum-security federal prison in Texas.
nyti.ms
September 24, 2026 at 4:32 AM
what did nathan fielder know and when did he know it
Speakerphone! at the Doctor's Office
September 18, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Speakerphone! at the Doctor's Office
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Share if you agree
September 18, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Share if you agree
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September 11, 2026 at 6:04 PM
ya girl is going for a promotion, please pour one out for me as i partake of the agonizing torture that is "putting my portfolio together"
September 16, 2026 at 6:32 PM
ya girl is going for a promotion, please pour one out for me as i partake of the agonizing torture that is "putting my portfolio together"
Reorg! at the Dayjob
September 15, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Reorg! at the Dayjob
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September 11, 2026 at 6:04 PM
if your foldable phone isn't one of these, you aren't fit to look me in the eye
September 9, 2026 at 7:27 PM
if your foldable phone isn't one of these, you aren't fit to look me in the eye
Imagine going back to the 1500s and informing William Shakespeare that a group of bards calling themselves the Butthole Surfers were going to make the hardest track in history for R+J www.youtube.com/watch?v=esEc...
Whatever (I Had A Dream)
YouTube video by Butthole Surfers - Topic
www.youtube.com
September 8, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Imagine going back to the 1500s and informing William Shakespeare that a group of bards calling themselves the Butthole Surfers were going to make the hardest track in history for R+J www.youtube.com/watch?v=esEc...
Reawakened to the fact that I still have a 99% finished painting of The Ghoul just sitting on my iPad for over a year now, having a long nap
September 3, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Reawakened to the fact that I still have a 99% finished painting of The Ghoul just sitting on my iPad for over a year now, having a long nap
Masterpiece song IMO - Dionysian in a literal sense, surreal, drowning in abundance, grotesque and beautiful...feels like you're listening from inside a dripping cavern or listening to the last few drips of liquor pour, and the prose at the end is metal as fuck
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zEQ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zEQ...
Caroline Polachek - Billions (Official Video)
YouTube video by Caroline Polachek
www.youtube.com
September 3, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Masterpiece song IMO - Dionysian in a literal sense, surreal, drowning in abundance, grotesque and beautiful...feels like you're listening from inside a dripping cavern or listening to the last few drips of liquor pour, and the prose at the end is metal as fuck
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zEQ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zEQ...
took an impromptu three day weekend, got 9 hours of sleep, suddenly churned out writing plans I haven't been able to cough up in weeks, had an idea for a new print, cleaned my whole kitchen...has anyone heard of this happening before??? such mysteries abound, never to be solved by mere mortal minds
August 31, 2026 at 3:14 AM
took an impromptu three day weekend, got 9 hours of sleep, suddenly churned out writing plans I haven't been able to cough up in weeks, had an idea for a new print, cleaned my whole kitchen...has anyone heard of this happening before??? such mysteries abound, never to be solved by mere mortal minds
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listen...if you have more than about 6-8 hours in a game and rate negatively, you should get turbowedgied instantly, no questions asked. you're telling me you spent 80 hours in this $15 game and you can't recommend? show me the hostage tape or prepare your crevices forthwith my good bitch
August 25, 2026 at 2:50 AM
listen...if you have more than about 6-8 hours in a game and rate negatively, you should get turbowedgied instantly, no questions asked. you're telling me you spent 80 hours in this $15 game and you can't recommend? show me the hostage tape or prepare your crevices forthwith my good bitch
Are you wearing the --
Prada khaki adult diaper? Yes I am.
Prada khaki adult diaper? Yes I am.
August 2, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Are you wearing the --
Prada khaki adult diaper? Yes I am.
Prada khaki adult diaper? Yes I am.
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when I get mad at a stupid comment online
[0000352] Soldier cancels rest, interrupted by troglodyte who's nowhere close
July 26, 2026 at 8:37 AM
when I get mad at a stupid comment online
spending my time off setting up a little print storefront 🎺🎺🎺
July 23, 2026 at 6:40 PM
spending my time off setting up a little print storefront 🎺🎺🎺
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July 14, 2026 at 3:13 AM
July 14, 2026 at 3:13 AM
i know talking about AI is insanely oversaturated and there are no fresh takes so i come instead with a crumb of schadenfreude in the form of watching someone rapidly destroy their job because they're communicating every piece of feedback solely in 5 paragraph LLM outputs and everybody hates them
July 13, 2026 at 7:31 PM
i know talking about AI is insanely oversaturated and there are no fresh takes so i come instead with a crumb of schadenfreude in the form of watching someone rapidly destroy their job because they're communicating every piece of feedback solely in 5 paragraph LLM outputs and everybody hates them
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artist request simulator
October 22, 2024 at 11:33 PM
artist request simulator