Yesterday I hit a milestone that I didn't think would be of interest to anyone else, so I didn't tell anyone. I feel so retro.

Whose lift?

Just Michael Frayn, in 1965, predicting AI news slop.

Almost finished this. A flippant bureaucrat becomes king and decrees all London boroughs become mini fiefdoms, then the Provost of Notting Hill takes the whole thing very seriously, defending his streets with military might. Cynic and Believer crash. A ridiculous romp.
#books #reading #satire

The best short book I've ever read. It's only 29 pages long and the text doesn't start until page 9. It concerns the best advice for building an outdoor toilet... and yet it's still bloody brilliant! Has anyone else read this?
#books #writing

The very definition of 'the naughty step'.
#lfc #ynwa

Since LFC's latest victory I've heard some fans say Slot has earned himself "a stay of execution". What? Will they turn their lasers from STUN to KILL if we lose again?

To paraphrase Woody, "You are NOT a boardmember! You. Are. A. Fan! And there's a team out there that needs our help."

#lfc #ynwa

The constant backdrop to my living room. Some daft things, some I'll never touch again, some that I can't forget, some I've written myself, one that is a secret hideyhole, and on and on. Can you imagine living in a place without books? I know I can't. #bookshelves

This little fella needs fixing. He's been sat on my workbench for the last fortnight watching over my handiwork while I crack on with Christmas hiking stick orders. He doesn't seem to mind. He's very patient.

I just love the sound of the first knife off the board when I'm cooking...

This week the Rev takes on National Romanticism.
Shining a light on those scoundrel politicians who say, "It was all better back in the day..."
Whoever can she mean?

And Buckram leaves leaves for the worms...
tinyurl.com/sf9zp7xt
#freecollegegazette #populism #reformarenotyourfriends

In the latest Free College Gazette, Reverend Kerr takes us back to Ancient Rome and the birth of Populism, and there is an update on the hotly contested College Conker Tournament.
tinyurl.com/sj3bkfux

Where would we be without Stuart Lee?
#flags

I love the subliminal messaging...

No doom and gloom for me about #lfc losing to Chelsea. Even with Salah failing to hit the target the xG had us winning 2-1, and Caiceido's shot was a 1 in 20 strike. The underlying trend is fine. We'll be ok come Xmas.

Salah's non-penalty goals last season were top draw.
But, #lfc do have quality penalty takers
And, we now have Isak.

Would you cash in on Salah this summer, or wave him off on a free the following year?

Does everyone have tomatoes ripening in every available drawer at this time of year, or is it just me?