Stuart Walker
stuart-walker.bsky.social
Stuart Walker
@stuart-walker.bsky.social
🍒AFCB fan, motorcyclist, social democrat, usually drunk 🍒
Tony: oh no the community large hadron collider is throwing an error message!
Joy: oh don't worry pet, I used to work at CERN so I can take a look at it if you'd like.
#TheArchers
September 15, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Harrison is an idiot if he thinks a woman saying that their relationship is over, twice, means that he's free to dick anyone he likes.
#thearchers
September 14, 2026 at 8:07 PM
It is a universal rule that baddies in TV and movies are invariably awful shots.
Goodies however can shoot the wings off a gnat at 100m with the 7th shot from a 6 round magazine.
September 14, 2026 at 7:14 PM
I have so many questions about the article but I can tell you that the roundabout plays no part in it.
September 14, 2026 at 5:27 PM
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RNLI staff have faced "unacceptable" online & physical abuse since anti-migrant protests.

"Deliberate misinformation and a misunderstanding" by thugs hiding behind "balaclava or a keyboard".

Solidarity with RNLI volunteers. They do a great job in saving lives, must be respected.
Abuse of RNLI volunteers 'wholly unacceptable', chief says
Peter Sparkes says there has been "deliberate misinformation" spread about the charity.
www.bbc.co.uk
September 9, 2026 at 6:21 AM
One useful byproduct of the Milliband Israel decision is that it clearly shows those people who are totally willing to support the genocide of children.
September 8, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Oh wait, so it IS OK to cover your face in public.
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...
Black-clad protesters in balaclavas block road at port of Dover in Kent
Port authorities say access roads ‘free flowing’ again after large group forces road closures in both directions
www.theguardian.com
September 5, 2026 at 3:38 PM
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Nadine Dorries interviewed by Krishnan Guru-Murthy on Channel 4 last night at Reform Party Conference. Nigel Farage is absolutely fine and actually laughing, not even worried, definitely.

Original can be viewed here, it's quite a watch: www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Et3...
September 5, 2026 at 9:30 AM
If nothing else comes of all this Reform shit at least it might make Chris Mason understand what real journalists do
September 4, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Reform mired once again in financial scandal.
So what's the top story on BBC politics?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Scandal? What scandal?
Nigel Farage threatens to overhaul Lords and judiciary in Reform conference speech
The Reform UK leader promises to deliver on key priorities in the first 100 days of government, if the party wins power.
www.bbc.co.uk
September 4, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Farage boycotting Parliament when there's a standards investigation brewing is like the gobby kid who's been offering you out all week suddenly hearing his mum calling him from 3 streets away.
September 3, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Well if you wondered why the frog faced fucker has been so quiet for the last two months the now you know.
September 3, 2026 at 7:02 PM
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

The big question is why?
Will it make rides cheaper? Quicker? Safer?
We know from experience that it will be cheaper, right up until the point they force taxi and uber drivers out of the market. Then they'll raise prices because billionaires never have enough.
London’s first self-driving taxis for hire hit the streets
Wayve robotaxis added to Uber app and will have human in front ready to take over if needed – but only 15 cars licensed
www.theguardian.com
September 3, 2026 at 5:43 AM
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Electricity in the UK isn't expensive because of net zero. Electricity in the UK is expensive because privatised energy companies are ripping us off.
August 30, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Just because all the other clubs are doing it does not make £3.75 for a bottle of Pepsi right.
August 29, 2026 at 12:43 PM
Everyone is complaining about AI but it just developed an app to process booking for me and didn't patronise me or correct my Star Trek knowledge once.
August 26, 2026 at 5:43 AM
The quality of MAGA thinking is still strong
August 25, 2026 at 6:50 AM
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August 20, 2026 at 10:25 PM
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A brief note for Nadhim Zahawi.
August 16, 2026 at 6:38 AM
Or, instead how about "No".
An industry that has signally failed to invest in storage, has ignored massive leaks and uses river pollution as a standing operating model and now wants to charge more for less.
www.theguardian.com/business/202...
Water companies in England and Wales explore ‘surge pricing’ during drought
Suppliers could factor water scarcity into charges as part of Ofwat proposal to reduce consumption
www.theguardian.com
August 16, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Even if you wrote your opinion piece supporting Jason Arday then you are still part of the problem
You still got paid for feeding off someone's misery.
August 15, 2026 at 10:13 AM
Great to see the tories doing the morning TV rounds telling everyone how to fix the prisons crisis.
Funny how they all know how to fix things because in the 14 years they were actually in power all they did was make things worse. A lot worse.
August 12, 2026 at 5:50 AM
Failing Thames Water faces fresh fury over fiance chief’s £1m signing bonus www.thecanary.co/uk/analysis/...
They are literally laughing at us.
Oh, and stop saying Last year, Thames Water received a record £122.7m fine for its failures.
They didn't pay the fines, we did.
Failing Thames Water faces fresh fury over fiance chief's £1m signing bonus
Thames Water is so bothered by its mounting debt and leaky infrastructure that it handed its finance chief £1 million
www.thecanary.co
August 10, 2026 at 8:15 PM
All this furore about the prisons crisis & I haven't heard one politician tell the truth.

There are no votes in increasing the money spent on the criminal justice, more prisons or reducing recidivism.

65% of people on short sentences reoffend within a year. But we still use jail as a parking space
August 9, 2026 at 1:38 PM
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I believe Clacton deserves an MP who will spend their time shining a light on everything the area has to offer. And why wait till I'm elected? I've been to visit one of the constituency's most stunning landmarks.
August 9, 2026 at 8:56 AM