Stuart Walker
@stuart-walker.bsky.social
🍒AFCB fan, motorcyclist, social democrat, usually drunk 🍒
I refuse to answer on the grounds that I may incriminate myself
September 15, 2026 at 6:24 PM
I refuse to answer on the grounds that I may incriminate myself
I understand he will.also put lead back into petrol so we can stop using woke fuel.
September 15, 2026 at 6:22 PM
I understand he will.also put lead back into petrol so we can stop using woke fuel.
I have chosen to support the cause of democracy in Myanmar in my own personal way by having another Bakewell slice while the missus is out.
September 15, 2026 at 6:19 PM
I have chosen to support the cause of democracy in Myanmar in my own personal way by having another Bakewell slice while the missus is out.
What's even more surprising is that they are all contractors who don't have much to do with the party and who Nige has never met.
September 15, 2026 at 6:10 PM
What's even more surprising is that they are all contractors who don't have much to do with the party and who Nige has never met.
Surely in farming communities would they not take her behind the chicken shed?
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September 14, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Surely in farming communities would they not take her behind the chicken shed?
I am an accountant. I once convinced my wife she was.a year older than she is by telling her that year zero was still a year so you have to count it as 1.
The look on her face was priceless.
The look on her face was priceless.
September 14, 2026 at 7:56 PM
I am an accountant. I once convinced my wife she was.a year older than she is by telling her that year zero was still a year so you have to count it as 1.
The look on her face was priceless.
The look on her face was priceless.
Well he wants a child and she wants a daddy so....
September 14, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Well he wants a child and she wants a daddy so....
Yes it was superb and because its on radio it won't get the credit it deserves.
September 14, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Yes it was superb and because its on radio it won't get the credit it deserves.
But by the same token he's single now, so he can think with any part of his anatomy he likes.
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September 14, 2026 at 7:03 PM
But by the same token he's single now, so he can think with any part of his anatomy he likes.
It had echoes of the Friends "We were on a break!"
But now it gone a bit mental.
Jolene it has nothing to do with you or put another way
Everyone who hasn't had an extra marital affair step forwards..
Not you Jolene.
But now it gone a bit mental.
Jolene it has nothing to do with you or put another way
Everyone who hasn't had an extra marital affair step forwards..
Not you Jolene.
September 14, 2026 at 7:02 PM
It had echoes of the Friends "We were on a break!"
But now it gone a bit mental.
Jolene it has nothing to do with you or put another way
Everyone who hasn't had an extra marital affair step forwards..
Not you Jolene.
But now it gone a bit mental.
Jolene it has nothing to do with you or put another way
Everyone who hasn't had an extra marital affair step forwards..
Not you Jolene.
This is what the Internet was invented for.
September 9, 2026 at 8:28 PM
This is what the Internet was invented for.
Never stopped The Dude.
September 9, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Never stopped The Dude.
She'll probably settle down a bit when Henry discovers what it's for.
September 9, 2026 at 8:23 PM
She'll probably settle down a bit when Henry discovers what it's for.
Tomorrow: why the middle classes are reinstating communal outside toilets.
September 9, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Tomorrow: why the middle classes are reinstating communal outside toilets.
It's almost as though taking a big decision and saying 'fuck the consequences ' works better than trying to appease fascists who won't vote for you anyway.
September 9, 2026 at 8:17 PM
It's almost as though taking a big decision and saying 'fuck the consequences ' works better than trying to appease fascists who won't vote for you anyway.
That's terrible
September 9, 2026 at 8:11 PM
That's terrible
Be fair, bread is just a meat delivery mechanism.
September 8, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Be fair, bread is just a meat delivery mechanism.
Not saying it's Rob Edwatds but when we played Luton a couple of seasons ago, we had to squeegee the seats down afterwards.
September 8, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Not saying it's Rob Edwatds but when we played Luton a couple of seasons ago, we had to squeegee the seats down afterwards.
I believe that Natasha's hair remover cream will turn his balls square and they will fester at the corners.
September 8, 2026 at 5:20 PM
I believe that Natasha's hair remover cream will turn his balls square and they will fester at the corners.