Do you need someone to do the art (as dictated by you)? Because you’re right, the sheer hilarity of this is untapped gold.

Thank you!! Im having so much fun with them…

Chewing gum or hard candy!!! Helps the fidgets, keeps the part of the brain that likes to wander off occupied via the sensory/repetitive motion.

Doesn’t hurt to stack the deck a li, after all!

I’m sure I’m being dramatic here, but I’ll say it anyway: there’s something insidious about making creatives constantly jump in front of a camera to define their worth and ask you to support their art whether it is for a grant application or having people film you at events even if you don’t want it

Mr Trashman

Will his crimes never cease!?

You’d think it would be easy, but somehow this is truly the hardest thing sometimes!