Jake
@stuffjakelikes.ca
Former unofficial non-beer-affiliated global leader for attending CFL games fast. Fat vegan cat-dad and human-uncle. I like Nintendo, Star Trek, not being evil, and so on.
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Oh good now the overtime gets even dumber
September 27, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Oh good now the overtime gets even dumber
TIL the French number for 13 is 16
September 26, 2026 at 5:12 AM
TIL the French number for 13 is 16
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Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
September 25, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
I'm not sure for what, but Tucker Wetmore is definitely a euphemism
September 24, 2026 at 10:07 PM
I'm not sure for what, but Tucker Wetmore is definitely a euphemism
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For example, federalists are more likely to value contact with reality.
Alberta Voices - Brad Tomlinson: Separatism comes down to difference in values
Alberta Voices - Brad Tomlinson
calgaryherald.com
September 23, 2026 at 12:03 PM
For example, federalists are more likely to value contact with reality.
Fred
Name a Pokémon, wrong answers only.
September 21, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Fred
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A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone
September 20, 2026 at 12:22 PM
A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone
I must be making some real progress in learning French, because parts of this feel just like English to me.
September 19, 2026 at 7:01 PM
I must be making some real progress in learning French, because parts of this feel just like English to me.
LCF.ca a réintégré le jeu par jeu dans le radar du match, et il est maintenant entièrement en français! Il traduit « yards » par « mètres », mais c’est mieux que rien.
September 18, 2026 at 11:07 PM
LCF.ca a réintégré le jeu par jeu dans le radar du match, et il est maintenant entièrement en français! Il traduit « yards » par « mètres », mais c’est mieux que rien.
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This is why I’ve been saying for years games need a “so you took a break and forgot how to play” tutorial option on the main menu.
My wife saved over my Ghost of Yotei file so I asked her to 100% it & grind all the collectibles so I could do NG+.
She almost did & got to the end but an optional boss made her quit & she hasn’t touched it since January & now the game is too hard for both of us to complete bc we forgot how to play
She almost did & got to the end but an optional boss made her quit & she hasn’t touched it since January & now the game is too hard for both of us to complete bc we forgot how to play
September 18, 2026 at 5:28 PM
This is why I’ve been saying for years games need a “so you took a break and forgot how to play” tutorial option on the main menu.
Getting tired of this curse that makes it so no one is ever convinced by any statement I make, but everyone is somehow always convinced by any question I ask, as if it were a statement.
September 18, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Getting tired of this curse that makes it so no one is ever convinced by any statement I make, but everyone is somehow always convinced by any question I ask, as if it were a statement.
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Petition to have a standard bilingual version of O Canada that switches back and forth at random.
September 18, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Petition to have a standard bilingual version of O Canada that switches back and forth at random.
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Canadians: “America, you’re in real trouble and it’s going to take a shit-ton of work to fix your country.”
Americans: “You’re saying mandate wrong.”
Americans: “You’re saying mandate wrong.”
This is the part many Americans -- including the Bezosites at the Washington Post -- don't understand. Canadians don't see this just as a Trump thing. It's that America elected him twice, and the second time with an even bigger mandate.
The problem we're addressing is America, not Trump.
The problem we're addressing is America, not Trump.
"Out of spite for President Donald Trump, Carney is accelerating the decoupling of a trade bloc that has generated enormous prosperity for North America." Seriously, Wapo editorial - you're going with Canadian spite? www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
September 17, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Canadians: “America, you’re in real trouble and it’s going to take a shit-ton of work to fix your country.”
Americans: “You’re saying mandate wrong.”
Americans: “You’re saying mandate wrong.”
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I've known @maxfawcett.bsky.social for many years and admired his work and sometimes worried a bit about his willingness to pick fights with randos on the internet, so I'm startled to learn that it's his mildly colloquial use of the term "mandate" that has seemingly all of US Bluesky in a tizzy
This is the part many Americans -- including the Bezosites at the Washington Post -- don't understand. Canadians don't see this just as a Trump thing. It's that America elected him twice, and the second time with an even bigger mandate.
The problem we're addressing is America, not Trump.
The problem we're addressing is America, not Trump.
"Out of spite for President Donald Trump, Carney is accelerating the decoupling of a trade bloc that has generated enormous prosperity for North America." Seriously, Wapo editorial - you're going with Canadian spite? www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
September 17, 2026 at 10:24 PM
I've known @maxfawcett.bsky.social for many years and admired his work and sometimes worried a bit about his willingness to pick fights with randos on the internet, so I'm startled to learn that it's his mildly colloquial use of the term "mandate" that has seemingly all of US Bluesky in a tizzy
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This is the part many Americans -- including the Bezosites at the Washington Post -- don't understand. Canadians don't see this just as a Trump thing. It's that America elected him twice, and the second time with an even bigger mandate.
The problem we're addressing is America, not Trump.
The problem we're addressing is America, not Trump.
"Out of spite for President Donald Trump, Carney is accelerating the decoupling of a trade bloc that has generated enormous prosperity for North America." Seriously, Wapo editorial - you're going with Canadian spite? www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
Opinion | Canada’s great European misadventure
Donald Trump is for now. A Brussels bureaucrat is forever.
www.washingtonpost.com
September 17, 2026 at 2:43 PM
This is the part many Americans -- including the Bezosites at the Washington Post -- don't understand. Canadians don't see this just as a Trump thing. It's that America elected him twice, and the second time with an even bigger mandate.
The problem we're addressing is America, not Trump.
The problem we're addressing is America, not Trump.
Yeah, that one that you circled.
Look, you can quibble about the word "mandate" if you want, but the fact is that Americans elected an obvious madman, then elected him again even after a coup attempt. As peoples, we share a lot. But as countries, Canada has to assume that America cannot be trusted.
Look, you can quibble about the word "mandate" if you want, but the fact is that Americans elected an obvious madman, then elected him again even after a coup attempt. As peoples, we share a lot. But as countries, Canada has to assume that America cannot be trusted.
September 17, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Yeah, that one that you circled.
Look, you can quibble about the word "mandate" if you want, but the fact is that Americans elected an obvious madman, then elected him again even after a coup attempt. As peoples, we share a lot. But as countries, Canada has to assume that America cannot be trusted.
Look, you can quibble about the word "mandate" if you want, but the fact is that Americans elected an obvious madman, then elected him again even after a coup attempt. As peoples, we share a lot. But as countries, Canada has to assume that America cannot be trusted.
Eh, whatever. Just name the treaty after him and he'll fall in line.
Trump threatens to cut off all trade with Europe if Canada associates closer with the EU
September 17, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Eh, whatever. Just name the treaty after him and he'll fall in line.
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*spitting blood, grinning defiantly at captors as I strain against my schackles*: Macklemore is good, actually
Me in 2050: …and that’s how Macklemore became a civil rights icon.
My son, Dale Jr.: Wow his music must’ve been incredible.
Me:
Dale Jr.: Like so many good songs.
Me:
Dale Jr.: Was he the A Change Is Gonna Come Guy?
Me:
Dale Jr.:
Me:
My son, Dale Jr.: Wow his music must’ve been incredible.
Me:
Dale Jr.: Like so many good songs.
Me:
Dale Jr.: Was he the A Change Is Gonna Come Guy?
Me:
Dale Jr.:
Me:
September 16, 2026 at 11:42 PM
*spitting blood, grinning defiantly at captors as I strain against my schackles*: Macklemore is good, actually
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all i feel is fucking FURIOUS at all the left(s) who ask us if we're zionists the second they hear we're jews, automatically assume we all support israel, blame us for US policy in the middle east, and generally treat us like we're untrustworthy
EDUCATE YOURSELVES ABOUT JEWS YOU FUCKING BIGOTS
EDUCATE YOURSELVES ABOUT JEWS YOU FUCKING BIGOTS
National Jewish Survey, Sep 1, 2026
Generic congressional ballot: 67% D, 26% R
Approvals
JD Vance: -68
MAGA: -59
Donald Trump: -53
ICE: -50
Benjamin Netanyahu: -40
Marco Rubio: -33
"Israeli policy in Gaza": -30
Barack Obama +32
jewishvoters.org/wp-content/u...
Generic congressional ballot: 67% D, 26% R
Approvals
JD Vance: -68
MAGA: -59
Donald Trump: -53
ICE: -50
Benjamin Netanyahu: -40
Marco Rubio: -33
"Israeli policy in Gaza": -30
Barack Obama +32
jewishvoters.org/wp-content/u...
jewishvoters.org
September 14, 2026 at 12:55 AM
all i feel is fucking FURIOUS at all the left(s) who ask us if we're zionists the second they hear we're jews, automatically assume we all support israel, blame us for US policy in the middle east, and generally treat us like we're untrustworthy
EDUCATE YOURSELVES ABOUT JEWS YOU FUCKING BIGOTS
EDUCATE YOURSELVES ABOUT JEWS YOU FUCKING BIGOTS
Wow, what kind of sick asshole would be approximately my age?
The taxpayer-funded White House incitement account is now attacking me for [checks notes] being in my 40s
September 13, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Wow, what kind of sick asshole would be approximately my age?
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if you're in the us open, it seems like there'd be nothing stopping you from just reaching out there and grabbing the serve instead of returning it and running away. like i get it, it would probably destroy your career, but still. free tennis ball
September 8, 2026 at 1:29 AM
if you're in the us open, it seems like there'd be nothing stopping you from just reaching out there and grabbing the serve instead of returning it and running away. like i get it, it would probably destroy your career, but still. free tennis ball
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From the 2026 #CFL rule book
No Yards in goal will be applied as a 15 yard penalty from the 15 yard line.
I'm not sure why the penalty in the Ticats 🆚️ Argos game was applied from the 40 yard line.
What am I missing?
#Ticats #PullTogether #CFLGameDay
No Yards in goal will be applied as a 15 yard penalty from the 15 yard line.
I'm not sure why the penalty in the Ticats 🆚️ Argos game was applied from the 40 yard line.
What am I missing?
#Ticats #PullTogether #CFLGameDay
September 7, 2026 at 7:04 PM
From the 2026 #CFL rule book
No Yards in goal will be applied as a 15 yard penalty from the 15 yard line.
I'm not sure why the penalty in the Ticats 🆚️ Argos game was applied from the 40 yard line.
What am I missing?
#Ticats #PullTogether #CFLGameDay
No Yards in goal will be applied as a 15 yard penalty from the 15 yard line.
I'm not sure why the penalty in the Ticats 🆚️ Argos game was applied from the 40 yard line.
What am I missing?
#Ticats #PullTogether #CFLGameDay