Suzy
@suz.al
Often found swearing at seeds, playing TTRPGs or making zines. Did a cancer 2024/25. Lincoln, UK
Orange lad is Tedward, he doesn't have a brain.
Fuck AI
Orange lad is Tedward, he doesn't have a brain.
Fuck AI
Pinned
Last February I gave you my lump but the very next day you gave me a hole
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NEW BLOG: Anniversaries are weird. bit.ly/4tbYxIA
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[car dealership waiting room]
Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs-
Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS
Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!
Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs-
Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS
Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!
Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many
Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.
www.forbes.com
October 5, 2026 at 7:45 PM
[car dealership waiting room]
Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs-
Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS
Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!
Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs-
Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS
Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!
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We don’t do the Daily Mail, but as a public service, here is someone with far too much money being attacked by an owl.
October 3, 2026 at 7:20 AM
We don’t do the Daily Mail, but as a public service, here is someone with far too much money being attacked by an owl.
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The most disappointing video you’ll see today.
October 1, 2026 at 2:45 PM
The most disappointing video you’ll see today.
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Reuters got some of the IPO docs. Anthropic is a total dog of a company. Spent $12.6bn to make $4.6bn in revenue in 2025, $7.33bn of which was compute costs. Operating loss of $8bn. Losses getting worse year over year. Amazing stuff
www.reuters.com/business/fin...
www.reuters.com/business/fin...
September 29, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Reuters got some of the IPO docs. Anthropic is a total dog of a company. Spent $12.6bn to make $4.6bn in revenue in 2025, $7.33bn of which was compute costs. Operating loss of $8bn. Losses getting worse year over year. Amazing stuff
www.reuters.com/business/fin...
www.reuters.com/business/fin...
This morning has been less of a swim than a shower with extra steps. First swim back after harvest so I don't mind that it was half arsed and still hard work.
September 29, 2026 at 5:56 AM
This morning has been less of a swim than a shower with extra steps. First swim back after harvest so I don't mind that it was half arsed and still hard work.
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Hoe vinden Meta-medewerkers hun eigen Meta-bril? (Samen met @bitsoffreedom.eurosky.social)
September 23, 2026 at 6:31 AM
Hoe vinden Meta-medewerkers hun eigen Meta-bril? (Samen met @bitsoffreedom.eurosky.social)
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you can learn a lot about America by remembering that this man lived through the coronavirus
September 21, 2026 at 6:14 AM
you can learn a lot about America by remembering that this man lived through the coronavirus
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Ed Sheeran's agent: Ok fuck me that was a wild few days. Still we should be over the worst of it now...
September 16, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Ed Sheeran's agent: Ok fuck me that was a wild few days. Still we should be over the worst of it now...
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Is anyone really that shocked that Ed Sheeran turned out to be such a terrible person? He's always had rancid vibes.
September 16, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Is anyone really that shocked that Ed Sheeran turned out to be such a terrible person? He's always had rancid vibes.
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Scotland: We want to leave the UK
BBC: Huh?
Wales: We want to leave the UK
BBC: What?
Northern Ireland: We want to leave the UK
BBC: Lolz
Some shithole in Oxfordshire: We want to leave the UK because racism
BBC: REPORT THE HELL OUT OF THIS
#Piddington
BBC: Huh?
Wales: We want to leave the UK
BBC: What?
Northern Ireland: We want to leave the UK
BBC: Lolz
Some shithole in Oxfordshire: We want to leave the UK because racism
BBC: REPORT THE HELL OUT OF THIS
#Piddington
September 16, 2026 at 7:39 AM
Scotland: We want to leave the UK
BBC: Huh?
Wales: We want to leave the UK
BBC: What?
Northern Ireland: We want to leave the UK
BBC: Lolz
Some shithole in Oxfordshire: We want to leave the UK because racism
BBC: REPORT THE HELL OUT OF THIS
#Piddington
BBC: Huh?
Wales: We want to leave the UK
BBC: What?
Northern Ireland: We want to leave the UK
BBC: Lolz
Some shithole in Oxfordshire: We want to leave the UK because racism
BBC: REPORT THE HELL OUT OF THIS
#Piddington
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Does anyone else feel that the feverish propaganda about killer AI and so-called rogue bots is actually an indicator that the investment bubble is close to popping?
September 11, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Does anyone else feel that the feverish propaganda about killer AI and so-called rogue bots is actually an indicator that the investment bubble is close to popping?