Swampcollege
@swampcollege.bsky.social
He/They Gay
Stream on Twitch sometimes you should go look at that if you want https://www.twitch.tv/swampcollege
Stream on Twitch sometimes you should go look at that if you want https://www.twitch.tv/swampcollege
my controversial opinion is that men should only have sex with each other until woman give up feminism
sorry for screenshotting some twitter rando but you guys need to see this
September 10, 2026 at 12:27 PM
my controversial opinion is that men should only have sex with each other until woman give up feminism
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my eyes have been cursed and now i inflict the curse on you too, dear reader
Oh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.
August 4, 2026 at 9:05 PM
my eyes have been cursed and now i inflict the curse on you too, dear reader
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never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.
August 2, 2026 at 1:37 PM
never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.
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I've made myself this wierd tick where whenever someone posts a pic of themselves and other people comment on how good they look i want to say "yeah id fuck you" but you just can't do that because of woke
July 24, 2026 at 9:18 PM
I've made myself this wierd tick where whenever someone posts a pic of themselves and other people comment on how good they look i want to say "yeah id fuck you" but you just can't do that because of woke
Just the classics of course
"Fire hot
The professy will help
Fire indeed hot"
And
"Then you will be fired
Fine!
Out of a cannon, into the sun"
"Fire hot
The professy will help
Fire indeed hot"
And
"Then you will be fired
Fine!
Out of a cannon, into the sun"
What's a Futurama line that lives forever in your head?
"You watched it! You can't watch it!"
And
Zap Brannigan: *giving an inspirational speech to soldiers* Some of you are Black and some of you are white and some of you are Chinese. *stops to inspect someone's complexion* ... You're brown.
"You watched it! You can't watch it!"
And
Zap Brannigan: *giving an inspirational speech to soldiers* Some of you are Black and some of you are white and some of you are Chinese. *stops to inspect someone's complexion* ... You're brown.
Making me pick favourites? How long you got...
"Bachelor chow, now with flavour"
"Thompson's Teeth! The only teeth that can eat OTHER teeth!"
Or Fry holding up a birdcage and yelling "I know where you live!" at the bird that just flew off.
"Bachelor chow, now with flavour"
"Thompson's Teeth! The only teeth that can eat OTHER teeth!"
Or Fry holding up a birdcage and yelling "I know where you live!" at the bird that just flew off.
July 23, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Just the classics of course
"Fire hot
The professy will help
Fire indeed hot"
And
"Then you will be fired
Fine!
Out of a cannon, into the sun"
"Fire hot
The professy will help
Fire indeed hot"
And
"Then you will be fired
Fine!
Out of a cannon, into the sun"
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![horse (@lincnotfound) on Twitter: "professor x: whats your superpower?
ostrich: i lay big egg
professor x [telepathically to x-men]: i can save us money on breakfast
ostrich [telepathically]: egg no for sale"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreicyqeyzopesuu2ehwn6rqe6r4u2ln6pbsp7waurq3pqfa6smla6x4)
Robert trainticket
your baseball pitcher name is your grandfather’s first name and the last thing you bought i’ll go first mine’s Dominic Sandals
July 16, 2026 at 12:35 PM
Robert trainticket
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If i was old and frail right now it would be my mission to not die until after the explosive diarrhea epidemic had passed.
July 12, 2026 at 7:31 AM
If i was old and frail right now it would be my mission to not die until after the explosive diarrhea epidemic had passed.
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In case anyone is wondering how I "clocked" Platner, it was the fact that he is a literal mercenary with a Nazi tattoo. Maybe keep that in your back pocket
July 10, 2026 at 1:22 AM
In case anyone is wondering how I "clocked" Platner, it was the fact that he is a literal mercenary with a Nazi tattoo. Maybe keep that in your back pocket
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Here’s the part we all want to know which is behind the paywall. You’re welcome.
July 8, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Here’s the part we all want to know which is behind the paywall. You’re welcome.
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I hope this doesn’t negatively affect voters’ opinions of guys who got nazi tattoos
July 6, 2026 at 8:40 PM
I hope this doesn’t negatively affect voters’ opinions of guys who got nazi tattoos
Maybe like, with a big fur coat on, to really own the libs
Trump: And by the way, on July 4th it's going to be 107 degrees out and I'm gonna go and make a really long speech. Just to show that I can do anything. It's going to be 107.
July 2, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Maybe like, with a big fur coat on, to really own the libs
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this is actually a good reminder that you should delete the tracking nonsense off of any url that you share online. just delete everything after the ? (including the question mark) and share like you usually would
June 28, 2026 at 7:12 PM
this is actually a good reminder that you should delete the tracking nonsense off of any url that you share online. just delete everything after the ? (including the question mark) and share like you usually would
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I don’t care for this discourse. It’s stale. Bring me another discourse, waiter.
I cringe at sex scenes in movies. I have never watched a sex scene that was actually imperative to the story. It always makes me feel like the producer is working out some sort of fetish.
June 30, 2026 at 4:40 PM
I don’t care for this discourse. It’s stale. Bring me another discourse, waiter.
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Can anyone translate "L’influenceur masculiniste néonazi" for me? I'm kinda stuck on that one. What could it mean?
L'influenceur masculiniste néonazi Clavicular était à Paris pour la Fête de la musique afin de valider sa théorie des « mâles alpha ». Mais l'expérience ne s'est pas passée comme prévu.
June 25, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Can anyone translate "L’influenceur masculiniste néonazi" for me? I'm kinda stuck on that one. What could it mean?
Why is it that every year when somewhere in the world gets temperatures that are extreme for that part of the world (either hot or cold) that people feel the need to make fun of the locals experiencing the extreme weather as if it isn't literally killing them?
June 25, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Why is it that every year when somewhere in the world gets temperatures that are extreme for that part of the world (either hot or cold) that people feel the need to make fun of the locals experiencing the extreme weather as if it isn't literally killing them?
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"I dont understand what this word means so let me use this device that gives me access to all of human knowledge to complain about that instead of looking up what the word means"
they are on Threads fighting to the death over whether or not it is ableist for an author to use the word “scrying" (people might not know the definition!). how beautiful. people staring into their phones and getting so emotional over “scrying.” perhaps there really is magic in reflective surfaces!
June 21, 2026 at 8:52 PM
"I dont understand what this word means so let me use this device that gives me access to all of human knowledge to complain about that instead of looking up what the word means"
If you ever want to feel insane go to the comments section of the horrible scary movie 6 trailer on YouTube. There is no way that those people are not bot accounts man
June 20, 2026 at 12:05 PM
If you ever want to feel insane go to the comments section of the horrible scary movie 6 trailer on YouTube. There is no way that those people are not bot accounts man