Lindsay (Tired Version)
@swiftchai.bsky.social
Millennial, Leftist, Swiftie, Figure Skating Obsessive, Real Housewives Stan, Theater Kid who can’t sing #RipCity.
All bangers, all the time.
All bangers, all the time.
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Today’s NYT connections was bullshit
Spoiler alert: Tim Curry character namers is NOT one of the options, despite there being four Tim Curry character names 😡 😡 😡
Spoiler alert: Tim Curry character namers is NOT one of the options, despite there being four Tim Curry character names 😡 😡 😡
September 16, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Today’s NYT connections was bullshit
Spoiler alert: Tim Curry character namers is NOT one of the options, despite there being four Tim Curry character names 😡 😡 😡
Spoiler alert: Tim Curry character namers is NOT one of the options, despite there being four Tim Curry character names 😡 😡 😡
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He tried and failed to be a Broadway producer. playbill.com/article/look...
Looking Back on Donald Trump’s Broadway Venture—And His Playbill Bio
He was associate producer on Paris Is Out! What if it had been a hit?
playbill.com
September 15, 2026 at 7:18 PM
He tried and failed to be a Broadway producer. playbill.com/article/look...
Endorsing someone with no personality to take over a cult of personality 🤦🏻♀️
Vice President JD Vance has notched his first endorsement from a sitting senator for his still-unconfirmed presidential bid, drawing public support from Sen. Jim Banks (R-Indiana) as he increasingly appears poised to launch a campaign.
Vance picks up first Senate endorsement for president
Sen. Jim Banks's public support adds to the momentum the vice president appears to be building among Republicans.
www.washingtonpost.com
September 15, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Endorsing someone with no personality to take over a cult of personality 🤦🏻♀️
If someone had introduced this weirdo to musical theater as a youth, he’d be understudying in an unlicensed production of Oklahoma! right now, and gas would be under $2 a gallon.
Instead we get whatever the fuck this is
Instead we get whatever the fuck this is
September 15, 2026 at 7:15 PM
If someone had introduced this weirdo to musical theater as a youth, he’d be understudying in an unlicensed production of Oklahoma! right now, and gas would be under $2 a gallon.
Instead we get whatever the fuck this is
Instead we get whatever the fuck this is
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This entire back and forth is bonkers lol
PATEL: The previous regulation automatically disqualified any individual who participated in either side of it
KENNEDY: Either side of beastiality? So you disqualified the animal?
P: Well, we have great canines, but we're not going to disqualify them
K: I'm trying to understand why you did this.
KENNEDY: Either side of beastiality? So you disqualified the animal?
P: Well, we have great canines, but we're not going to disqualify them
K: I'm trying to understand why you did this.
September 15, 2026 at 3:16 PM
This entire back and forth is bonkers lol
T̶i̶m̶ ̶A̶p̶p̶l̶e̶ ❌
Tim Dorma ✅
Tim Dorma ✅
Very possibly the most incoherent playlist in music history. Utterly berserk.
September 15, 2026 at 6:06 AM
T̶i̶m̶ ̶A̶p̶p̶l̶e̶ ❌
Tim Dorma ✅
Tim Dorma ✅
Widows Bay is this picture come to life
September 15, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Widows Bay is this picture come to life
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they gave david harbour an emmy? after west end girl???
September 15, 2026 at 2:01 AM
they gave david harbour an emmy? after west end girl???
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see, this is why I say "cancel culture" isn't real. it was framed as a new, dangerous phenomenon when people with power have been making moves like this forever.
New: Macklemore says Robert Kraft — who owns Gillette Stadium, where Macklemore & Ed Sheeran were to perform later this month — called Sheeran.
Kraft rallied other owners together behind an ultimatum for Sheeran: if Macklemore stays on the tour, you won't be allowed in our venues.
Kraft rallied other owners together behind an ultimatum for Sheeran: if Macklemore stays on the tour, you won't be allowed in our venues.
September 14, 2026 at 7:34 PM
see, this is why I say "cancel culture" isn't real. it was framed as a new, dangerous phenomenon when people with power have been making moves like this forever.
I don’t like Macklemore’s music, but now I have no choice but to stan
September 14, 2026 at 6:45 PM
I don’t like Macklemore’s music, but now I have no choice but to stan
We should’ve stopped at Kelly
Carrie Underwood performing “Break Stuff” by Limp Bizkit at Velocity Music Fest in Dyersville, Iowa (2026)
September 14, 2026 at 12:32 AM
We should’ve stopped at Kelly
I liked one joke about that Jamiroquai video and now TikTok thinks I want all Jamiroquai, all the time.
I do not want this.
FTR the video still slaps tho
I do not want this.
FTR the video still slaps tho
Jamiroquai's Iconic Grab
Alt: Jay Kay from Jamiroquai, wearing that big hat he likes, from the Virtual Insanity vide. It’s
a short clip where he moves closer to the camera with his hand out, as if he will grab the viewer. It is filmed in a way to make it look like he is standing still and the room is moving
static.klipy.com
September 14, 2026 at 12:31 AM
I liked one joke about that Jamiroquai video and now TikTok thinks I want all Jamiroquai, all the time.
I do not want this.
FTR the video still slaps tho
I do not want this.
FTR the video still slaps tho
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McDonalds CEO: If You Aren’t Eating McGriddles The Economy Will ‘Leave You Behind’
Fast Food Experts Predict Every Meal Will Be Drive-Thru By 2028
Regional Franchise Managers Admit Grills Becoming So Large They Could ‘Develop Own Gravity Wells,’ Ensuing Blackhole Could Kill Everyone
Fast Food Experts Predict Every Meal Will Be Drive-Thru By 2028
Regional Franchise Managers Admit Grills Becoming So Large They Could ‘Develop Own Gravity Wells,’ Ensuing Blackhole Could Kill Everyone
September 13, 2026 at 5:32 PM
McDonalds CEO: If You Aren’t Eating McGriddles The Economy Will ‘Leave You Behind’
Fast Food Experts Predict Every Meal Will Be Drive-Thru By 2028
Regional Franchise Managers Admit Grills Becoming So Large They Could ‘Develop Own Gravity Wells,’ Ensuing Blackhole Could Kill Everyone
Fast Food Experts Predict Every Meal Will Be Drive-Thru By 2028
Regional Franchise Managers Admit Grills Becoming So Large They Could ‘Develop Own Gravity Wells,’ Ensuing Blackhole Could Kill Everyone
The ISU checking athletes neutral status
Ziekenhuisbal Steward
Alt: A security guard doing a half hearted body search. He barely waves his hands around the person he is searching
static.klipy.com
September 11, 2026 at 7:21 PM
The ISU checking athletes neutral status
A big problem with the world today is that podcast equipment is too affordable
September 10, 2026 at 2:54 AM
A big problem with the world today is that podcast equipment is too affordable
I bet Beethoven’s entourage lost their shit when he dropped his Fifth
September 10, 2026 at 2:04 AM
I bet Beethoven’s entourage lost their shit when he dropped his Fifth
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Follow-up question to this should be, immediately: "What were you doing on 9/11 and can imagine ever forgetting what that was?"
"September 11th was 25 years ago" -- Ted Cruz defends Trump lying about his response to 9/11 but suggesting he might not remember because it was so long ago
September 9, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Follow-up question to this should be, immediately: "What were you doing on 9/11 and can imagine ever forgetting what that was?"
There was a time when lying about being a victim of 09/11 would be a career ender, but he’s going to get away with it
The media will ignore it, republicans will claim not see it, and his social media manager will post AI slop of Trump rescuing the constitution from the debris
The media will ignore it, republicans will claim not see it, and his social media manager will post AI slop of Trump rescuing the constitution from the debris
September 8, 2026 at 7:25 PM
There was a time when lying about being a victim of 09/11 would be a career ender, but he’s going to get away with it
The media will ignore it, republicans will claim not see it, and his social media manager will post AI slop of Trump rescuing the constitution from the debris
The media will ignore it, republicans will claim not see it, and his social media manager will post AI slop of Trump rescuing the constitution from the debris
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While first responders and families were scrambling on 9/11, Donald Trump was on TV bragging that his building was the tallest in Manhattan.
"They built the World Trade Center, it became known as the second tallest, and now it's the tallest."
"They built the World Trade Center, it became known as the second tallest, and now it's the tallest."
September 8, 2026 at 2:53 PM
While first responders and families were scrambling on 9/11, Donald Trump was on TV bragging that his building was the tallest in Manhattan.
"They built the World Trade Center, it became known as the second tallest, and now it's the tallest."
"They built the World Trade Center, it became known as the second tallest, and now it's the tallest."
He was literally on tv, narrating his day and bragging about the height of his building, on 9/11
Trump claims he was basically lifted out of the rubble on 9/11: "Two fireman, big strong guys, they grabbed me under the arms -- 'got to get our of here!' -- and they literally lifted me up, and they started running with me."
September 8, 2026 at 7:19 PM
He was literally on tv, narrating his day and bragging about the height of his building, on 9/11
People say that you need to peel garlic if you use a press and that is not true
I tried it and got maybe a 10% garlic yield and a gummed up press 🚮
I tried it and got maybe a 10% garlic yield and a gummed up press 🚮
September 7, 2026 at 7:07 PM
People say that you need to peel garlic if you use a press and that is not true
I tried it and got maybe a 10% garlic yield and a gummed up press 🚮
I tried it and got maybe a 10% garlic yield and a gummed up press 🚮
Oregon is 100% vote by mail, and I’m sure Trump wants to stick it to the blue-state woke mob, but my area is super blue and there are a billion drop-off sites within 10 minutes
It’s the die-hard Trump weirdos in the deep-red pockets who are going to have to drive forever to find a drop-off site.
It’s the die-hard Trump weirdos in the deep-red pockets who are going to have to drive forever to find a drop-off site.
September 7, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Oregon is 100% vote by mail, and I’m sure Trump wants to stick it to the blue-state woke mob, but my area is super blue and there are a billion drop-off sites within 10 minutes
It’s the die-hard Trump weirdos in the deep-red pockets who are going to have to drive forever to find a drop-off site.
It’s the die-hard Trump weirdos in the deep-red pockets who are going to have to drive forever to find a drop-off site.
I placed a library hold for Life of M as soon as I heard about it.
I was #1
But I didn’t get to pick it up in time and lost it. I placed another hold and now I’m #28 😭 😭
ADHD tax strikes again
I was #1
But I didn’t get to pick it up in time and lost it. I placed another hold and now I’m #28 😭 😭
ADHD tax strikes again
September 7, 2026 at 3:37 PM
I placed a library hold for Life of M as soon as I heard about it.
I was #1
But I didn’t get to pick it up in time and lost it. I placed another hold and now I’m #28 😭 😭
ADHD tax strikes again
I was #1
But I didn’t get to pick it up in time and lost it. I placed another hold and now I’m #28 😭 😭
ADHD tax strikes again