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Swilly 🇵🇸
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Owned by Dotti and Dash (aka the A-Team - for those Morse nerds out there!)

Neurospicy (x2).

Very much against genocide and would appreciate anyone who isn’t jogging on, no pleases, no thanks.
So the mining council mouthpiece reckons what other countries do with coal
we sell them is their problem? Is she aware those countries are on the same planet as us? FFS. #auspol #nonewcoal
October 7, 2026 at 8:40 PM
The protest at Land Forces “descended into violence” did it James Glenday? The whole fucken thing is about violence FFS. #auspol #newsbreakfast
October 5, 2026 at 8:14 PM
I was going to do my traditional Sunday evening self-flagellation, watching #Insiders, but then I saw this triumvirate of twattery & no. Just. No. #FuckNo
October 4, 2026 at 9:06 AM
Um. No. Fuck off. The players don’t deserve fucking shit from me. #afl
October 1, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Sometimes, all you need is someone to hold your hand and say “prrrrrr”. #cats
October 1, 2026 at 2:32 PM
If that’s your best and fairest you’re kinda fucked. #afl
October 1, 2026 at 1:22 PM
No, Emma, Dave Hughes is not normal. #newsbreakfast
September 29, 2026 at 10:41 PM
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Fuck you RBA. Fuck you very much. #rba #auspol
September 29, 2026 at 5:23 AM
What’s your favourite GIF and why is it this one?
September 26, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Will Ashcroft doesn’t look like he’s been for a run let alone won a granny. #aflgf
September 26, 2026 at 8:10 AM
What a curious combo. #aflgf
September 26, 2026 at 8:00 AM
What a game. #aflgf
September 26, 2026 at 7:15 AM
Maybe if the ads are just for Channel 7 they can get fucked during the final? #aflgf
September 26, 2026 at 6:30 AM
Kinda jarring hearing The Wiggles do product placement on ABC breakfast television. Toyota Hilux Big Red Car isn’t quite as snappy. #TheWiggles #afl
September 23, 2026 at 10:29 PM
So, the NRL want Tones and I to do the same song she did at the AFL granny 7 fucking years ago? Seriously? No wonder she told them where to stick it. #nrl
September 22, 2026 at 9:53 PM
So they’ve got the gambling guy officiating the final hey? Nice one. #afl
September 22, 2026 at 12:09 PM
The finance person on News Breakfast just said that if oil rises to $150 that would be a third on top of what it is now. Um, it’s $100 now. I would have thought basic maths is kinda important when you deal with numbers. #newsbreakfast
September 21, 2026 at 10:23 PM
What’s with the Phil Collins drum and sax karaoke? #brownlows
September 21, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Raf Epstein says that not wanting kids to be killed is “one side of it”. Seriously? Fuck me. #abcnews
September 20, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Pink: “What I need is to be able to say, as a Jewish mom, ‘that scared me, and it scared people I love,’ without being told our fear is just propaganda…”

The words “Free Palestine” scared you? Then your fear is just propaganda. Fuck off. #FreePalestine
September 14, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Hey AFP boss. Maybe drugs shouldn’t be illegal? #afp #auspol
September 14, 2026 at 9:32 PM
I have a drug addict for a cat. Like father like son I guess. #silvervine is a helluva drug. #caturday
September 12, 2026 at 10:00 AM
The way this week’s Foreign Correspondent included the obligatory “Israel says…” bullshit was actually useful for a change. While we’re watching bodycam footage from one of the paramedics as they are attacked (the 4th strike of a quad-tap) we hear “…we didn’t strike any paramedics.” #abcnews
September 12, 2026 at 12:12 AM
I find it weirder when Americans pronounce Melbourne correctly than when they don’t.
September 11, 2026 at 2:02 AM
It’s very nice seeing Sara Ferguson failing to bully over someone with Israeli talking points for a change. Dame Emily Thornberry for the win. #abc730
September 9, 2026 at 9:49 AM