system romance
@systemromance.bsky.social
weird nerd, cat lover, insufferable leftist, chaotic queer, full time Elon Musk hater, two time stand up comedian. I got diagnosed with ADHD and now I won't shut up about it. they/them
Profile pic shamelessly stolen from Audrey Kawasaki.
Profile pic shamelessly stolen from Audrey Kawasaki.
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HAPPY INTERNATIONAL BI VISIBILITY DAY
September 23, 2026 at 1:14 PM
HAPPY INTERNATIONAL BI VISIBILITY DAY
Last time Andrew Tate was in prison I had a dream where he died on Valentine's Day and everyone on the internet was like "wow it's like the universe gave us the perfect present for the day!!" God, I am begging you to make this dream a prophecy.
July 27, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Last time Andrew Tate was in prison I had a dream where he died on Valentine's Day and everyone on the internet was like "wow it's like the universe gave us the perfect present for the day!!" God, I am begging you to make this dream a prophecy.
I got prescribed an antibiotic that I need to take four times a day along with a topical cream that I need to apply three times a day, and I can't help but worry that my ADHD-riddled ass is going to create a strain of Staph strong enough to kill god.
July 5, 2026 at 5:15 AM
I got prescribed an antibiotic that I need to take four times a day along with a topical cream that I need to apply three times a day, and I can't help but worry that my ADHD-riddled ass is going to create a strain of Staph strong enough to kill god.
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I will be now
June 18, 2026 at 4:48 PM
I will be now
Honestly, we should be using more taxpayer dollars to clown on residential schools deniers.
CBC called out for role in prank interviews of Kamloops residential school grave critics | CBC News
The CBC was blasted on Tuesday for its role in a comedy series that uses fake names and identities to prank individuals who have drawn controversy over their views of residential schools.
www.cbc.ca
May 14, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Honestly, we should be using more taxpayer dollars to clown on residential schools deniers.
Love when I'm at work and my laptop tells me I need to reboot for an update which might take up to 15 minutes. No worries, buddy. You take as much time as you need.
April 7, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Love when I'm at work and my laptop tells me I need to reboot for an update which might take up to 15 minutes. No worries, buddy. You take as much time as you need.
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leland palmer in the black lodge
March 10, 2026 at 3:20 PM
leland palmer in the black lodge
Every phone needs a quick "I'M SHOWING MY SCREEN TO SOMEONE" option that will delay all push notifications until you turn it back off. I live in constant fear that someone will text me "why don't you come on up and fuck me in the ass sometime??" while I'm showing cat photos to my coworkers.
March 10, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Every phone needs a quick "I'M SHOWING MY SCREEN TO SOMEONE" option that will delay all push notifications until you turn it back off. I live in constant fear that someone will text me "why don't you come on up and fuck me in the ass sometime??" while I'm showing cat photos to my coworkers.
I'm tired of how messed up everything is because Mercury is in retrograde. We should simply nuke it. The transit of Mercury can't mess up my vibes if there's no Mercury.
March 6, 2026 at 4:20 PM
I'm tired of how messed up everything is because Mercury is in retrograde. We should simply nuke it. The transit of Mercury can't mess up my vibes if there's no Mercury.
I decided to not take my stimulants this morning, went out, and ended up trying a sample of Carolina Reaper based hot sauce during the day. I think there's a lesson in here somewhere.
February 8, 2026 at 5:47 AM
I decided to not take my stimulants this morning, went out, and ended up trying a sample of Carolina Reaper based hot sauce during the day. I think there's a lesson in here somewhere.
I started a new job and I've decided I should deal with the resulting non-stop anxiety by writing a short story in the vein of Chuck Tingle. Going to call it "Getting Relentlessly Slammed Over My Desk By Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria".
February 6, 2026 at 4:39 PM
I started a new job and I've decided I should deal with the resulting non-stop anxiety by writing a short story in the vein of Chuck Tingle. Going to call it "Getting Relentlessly Slammed Over My Desk By Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria".
This is awesome and well deserved. Citizen Sleeper 2 looks at its characters and their struggles with a sense of hope that felt invigorating. And let me tell you, I really needed that when I played it.
Citizen Sleeper 2 received the "Code the Rights - Best Game 2025" award from Amnesty International earlier today, at the CEEGA Awards in Poznań 🥳
It recognizes "games that address human rights topics in an innovative way" and it's a really cool initiative:
www.amnesty.org.pl/code-the-rig...
It recognizes "games that address human rights topics in an innovative way" and it's a really cool initiative:
www.amnesty.org.pl/code-the-rig...
January 28, 2026 at 5:44 PM
This is awesome and well deserved. Citizen Sleeper 2 looks at its characters and their struggles with a sense of hope that felt invigorating. And let me tell you, I really needed that when I played it.
If she gets you unexpectedly hard for greater than 4 hours BEST, consult a doctor.
Defenseless Woman With High Degree Of Exhibitionism, Dressed So Sexy She Gets You Unexpectedly Hard! 4 Hours BEST
January 22, 2026 at 7:02 AM
If she gets you unexpectedly hard for greater than 4 hours BEST, consult a doctor.
I kind of want to ask my doctor about trying guanfacine because I hear it can help reduce rejection sensitive dysphoria, but also I don't want to ask in case he rejects the idea. 🙃
December 30, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I kind of want to ask my doctor about trying guanfacine because I hear it can help reduce rejection sensitive dysphoria, but also I don't want to ask in case he rejects the idea. 🙃
ADHD is truly the late night infomercial of disorders. Like you thought you just had trouble with emotional regulation and executive functioning but then some dude kicks down your door and is like "BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! CALL NOW AND WE'LL THROW IN HYPERMOBILITY AND FACE BLINDNESS FREE OF CHARGE!!"
December 16, 2025 at 5:58 AM
ADHD is truly the late night infomercial of disorders. Like you thought you just had trouble with emotional regulation and executive functioning but then some dude kicks down your door and is like "BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! CALL NOW AND WE'LL THROW IN HYPERMOBILITY AND FACE BLINDNESS FREE OF CHARGE!!"
"Get you someone who looks at you the way Trump looks at Mamdani" was not something I expected to say this year.
November 22, 2025 at 4:31 AM
"Get you someone who looks at you the way Trump looks at Mamdani" was not something I expected to say this year.
Two years ago I was riding the bus and overheard a guy ranting about how "the liberals" are ruining everything and "made Shrek woke". This conversation has haunted me every day since then.
October 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Two years ago I was riding the bus and overheard a guy ranting about how "the liberals" are ruining everything and "made Shrek woke". This conversation has haunted me every day since then.
Sounds like she should join a union.
Comming To Work To Get Fucked Rin Higashi
October 14, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Sounds like she should join a union.
No idea what this game is but I'm buying it immediately.
We banned a guy on the Steam forums for repeatedly saying there were “too many women” in our game
So he flipped his positive review to negative
Still totally worth it
So he flipped his positive review to negative
Still totally worth it
October 10, 2025 at 6:16 PM
No idea what this game is but I'm buying it immediately.
The Verge is a satire site, right? Right??
Microsoft launches ‘vibe working’ in Excel and Word
Microsoft launches ‘vibe working’ in Excel and Word
Vibe working is all about Office’s new Agent Mode.
buff.ly
October 1, 2025 at 5:26 PM
The Verge is a satire site, right? Right??
BlueSky delivering this one to my feed makes me feel weirdly attacked.
Little Sadist Lady Torment My Asshole.
October 1, 2025 at 3:30 PM
BlueSky delivering this one to my feed makes me feel weirdly attacked.
Me returning to the office after having laryngitis for a week
Twin Peaks Leland Palmers "Mairzy Doats" with Horne brothers
YouTube video by smica_lica
youtu.be
September 26, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Me returning to the office after having laryngitis for a week
Quebec can conjugate my entire dick and balls.
Quebec government bans gender-neutral pronouns in all official communications
Quebec government bans gender-neutral pronouns in all official communications
The province says non-binary people will still be able to use the gender marker X on certain government documents.
bit.ly
September 24, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Quebec can conjugate my entire dick and balls.
Hardest part about dating with a history of mental illness is the part where I go "ok how many dates should I get in before I mentioned that I was institutionalized when I was 12?"
September 3, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Hardest part about dating with a history of mental illness is the part where I go "ok how many dates should I get in before I mentioned that I was institutionalized when I was 12?"