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🌎 Boston (Dorchester 🍐🐀)
🟠 the only good nazi is a dead one
🔶 abolish the police
🇵🇸 free Palestine
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please do not attempt to punch up or riff upon my jokes and japes without a license.
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Dog they’re airing red-baiting ads about “socialist” centrist-ass Chris Pappas on the Boston sports radio all the time. No milquetoast dem they won’t call that.
October 6, 2026 at 9:34 PM
lot of libs just now learning what, exactly, is in "the machine"
October 6, 2026 at 9:38 PM
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“Livvy rizzed up Baby Gronk”
October 6, 2026 at 6:14 AM
you never want to have to address The "Heil Hitler" Issue
went on Facebook for a second and the algorithm served up a quick look at what's happening in the rest of the world
October 6, 2026 at 6:09 PM
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Anti-Prime Day starts…NOW! 🥳 Today through midnight on 10/7, enjoy free shipping site-wide, all while supporting local, independent bookstores.
October 6, 2026 at 1:59 PM
BrooklynDemocrats_Defiant! ☮️
Rodneyse Bichotte Hermelyn and the outgoing leadership of the Brooklyn Democrats have been summoned to court to face contempt charges after holding a Zoom meeting at 10 p.m. last night to select new leadership, in direct defiance of a judicial order.

hellgatenyc.com/zombie-brook...
October 6, 2026 at 4:01 PM
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Because she got a GREAT ASS!
October 6, 2026 at 2:31 PM
LeBron James has announced advertising deals with United Healthcare, Temu, Equifax, Monsanto, The Weinstein Company, and Raytheon
October 6, 2026 at 3:32 PM
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Your mom spends fifteen thousand dollars a month bringing flowers to this place every Sunday
October 3, 2026 at 11:27 PM
October 6, 2026 at 2:02 PM
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Under the Bainard regime we're doing reverse Pol Pot shit. Forced urbanization. Your F-250 is getting cubed.
BREAKING: In Nebraska rally, Trump just suggested he would be unbothered to see Iran "take out" LA or San Diego:

“They could take out a city,” he said. “Let them take—Let them take out Los Angeles. Let them take out San Diego. That’s—this is a very small price to pay."
October 5, 2026 at 11:57 PM
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mixed signals? area woman reports total disinterest in The Brutalist yet won't shut up about The History of Concrete
October 6, 2026 at 2:19 AM
so help me fucking god
NEWS: Trump has signed an executive order aimed at bringing down near-record diesel prices by waiving restrictions on cheaper red-dyed diesel
October 6, 2026 at 4:06 AM
for once the evil fuckers are dying
October 6, 2026 at 4:05 AM
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dennis hastert and jim bakker in the same day feels like an apology for dolly and tim curry
October 6, 2026 at 3:22 AM
nw
October 6, 2026 at 4:03 AM
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ICE took two more people from my local courthouse today. The wife of one of the guys who was taken showed up shortly after. She just had surgery. She was worried about paying rent and feeding her kids. This is happening *every day* in Massachusetts. Lives are being destroyed every single day.
October 5, 2026 at 7:06 PM
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[car dealership waiting room]

Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs-

Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS

Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!
Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many
Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.
www.forbes.com
October 5, 2026 at 7:45 PM
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not working has never stopped a death penalty, it's only fair to put a wealth tax on the books for the rest of human history
all the pieces like "why a wealth tax doesnt work" miss the point. sometimes you just want to throw your drink in someone's face.
October 5, 2026 at 7:42 PM
if you think tom morello had anything to do with the 2024 election you are very very stupid
October 5, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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October 5, 2026 at 7:11 AM
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TREBEK: According to the lyrics of rapper Lil Ten Five Lb Labey, your nose bridge will be snapping and your cranium will be cracking when you let her drop 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 bowling ball sized snack on your face.

CONTESTANT:
let me preface this by saying I've had sex, and most of the people I've had sex with had pussies. what is a fifteen pound pussy.
December 11, 2024 at 3:43 AM
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never the wrong time for this classic
October 5, 2026 at 5:30 PM
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My satirical woodcut of your station in life has taken the parish by storm
October 4, 2026 at 6:20 PM