Ted
@tedinpa.bsky.social
World's most reasonable person
New Jersey native, Pennsylvania resident
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Phishhead
Former High School Math Team All Star
New Jersey native, Pennsylvania resident
Sports: UNC, Mets, Jets
Phishhead
Former High School Math Team All Star
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Getting Major Asshole vibes from this
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September 6, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Getting Major Asshole vibes from this
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This dark matter detector is so sensitive it only lasted three hours on bluesky before deleting its account
BREAKING: The world's most sensitive dark matter detector has announced it has spotted something it can't easily explain: a single event that's tantalizingly consistent with a type of theorized dark matter particle. Very early days yet, but pretty wild. 🧪 www.science.org/content/arti...
World’s biggest dark matter detector spots a single weird particle
It’s far too early to declare a discovery, physicists with the LZ detector say
www.science.org
September 1, 2026 at 7:18 PM
This dark matter detector is so sensitive it only lasted three hours on bluesky before deleting its account
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If you listen very closely, you can hear the astronauts making the jerk-off motion on the other end of the line
Trump ranting and raving like a lunatic on a land line phone to astronauts on the space station is an SNL cold open
August 28, 2026 at 7:11 PM
If you listen very closely, you can hear the astronauts making the jerk-off motion on the other end of the line
Legal scholars are following this closely to see if The Ali G Defense proves to be as effective as The Chewbacca Defense
#lawsky
#lawsky
So they’re actually poor (which we lowkey knew, but it’s nice to see proof in the filings) and they’re alleging that they based their media personas on Ali G????
What to know about the Tate Brothers detention hearing
Tate brothers admit luxury lifestyle was staged as satirical persona to fight claims they’re flight risks.
www.newsweek.com
August 28, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Legal scholars are following this closely to see if The Ali G Defense proves to be as effective as The Chewbacca Defense
#lawsky
#lawsky
Leopards, faces and so forth
Farmers who overwhelmingly backed Trump are now warning they are in the worst financial crisis since the 1980s.
Key Voter Group Rages at Trump for Sparking Historic Crisis
Farmers who overwhelmingly backed Trump are now warning they are in the worst financial crisis since the 1980s.
www.thedailybeast.com
August 25, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Leopards, faces and so forth
Blocking someone for this is pretty hardcore
I have a few pics of my parents and our family but that is about it now . So much more lost over the years
August 24, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Blocking someone for this is pretty hardcore
August 21, 2026 at 5:29 PM
There's one of these operating out of an off-brand convenience store about a mile from my house. I've always thought it just looked sketchy, but now I think I've gotta give it a shot
The nation’s second largest fried chicken chain hides in plain sight—at gas stations and convenience stores.
Krispy Krunchy Chicken Has 35 Metro-Area Outposts. Ever Heard of It?
Matt Kalinowski
www.wweek.com
August 21, 2026 at 12:26 AM
There's one of these operating out of an off-brand convenience store about a mile from my house. I've always thought it just looked sketchy, but now I think I've gotta give it a shot
Like and reskeet if you agree
August 15, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Like and reskeet if you agree
🎶 We got a great big convoy
Rocking through the night 🎶
Rocking through the night 🎶
Rene Russo in a 1977 magazine ad for CB radio equipment…. I’m calm and in fact I’ve never been more calm
August 11, 2026 at 8:52 PM
🎶 We got a great big convoy
Rocking through the night 🎶
Rocking through the night 🎶
Worth reading just to get to the lawyer's name
Birthdate and name matches are causing US Citizens to get arrested in error by ICE as they board airplanes.
This is the same level of rigor they're bringing to claims of fraudulent voting, and is obvious as an error-prone method to anyone who has taken an introductory stats class.
This is the same level of rigor they're bringing to claims of fraudulent voting, and is obvious as an error-prone method to anyone who has taken an introductory stats class.
August 11, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Worth reading just to get to the lawyer's name
Quick question here: what the fuck?
August 11, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Quick question here: what the fuck?
One thing we can all agree on is that there is no animal prettier than the deer. Just a perfect animal.
August 11, 2026 at 12:02 AM
One thing we can all agree on is that there is no animal prettier than the deer. Just a perfect animal.
"A vaccination thing."
Someday, there will be a word in the English language for this
Someday, there will be a word in the English language for this
Trump: "At one year, you should have 5 separate visits for vaccines rather than getting them all in the same day. I've seen proof of where they have a vaccination thing that looks like the size of a bottle of soda and pour it into a little child's body."
August 10, 2026 at 8:51 PM
"A vaccination thing."
Someday, there will be a word in the English language for this
Someday, there will be a word in the English language for this
We've got a little guy in our front yard
August 6, 2026 at 6:56 PM
We've got a little guy in our front yard
A bit on the nose here, huh?
Dr Oz: "The reality is all these grifters have come because we invited them into the federal government to steal our money"
August 5, 2026 at 8:08 PM
A bit on the nose here, huh?
So are we just not going to mention the name of the guy running 3rd here?
Seems like an upset might be brewing in the GOP primary in #MI08 to take on Dem Rep. Kristen McDonald Rivet. Trump endorsed Amir Hassan, but he currently trails an absolute nobody who suspended his campaign a month ago by a wide margin.
August 5, 2026 at 4:13 AM
So are we just not going to mention the name of the guy running 3rd here?
Dueling slobs choose pitstains at dawn
Dueling theologians choose postils at dawn.
Dueling pharmacists choose pestles at dawn
August 3, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Dueling slobs choose pitstains at dawn
A lot of people don't know this, but when they make movies or TV shows, all the actors stay perfectly still and the cameras move around to create the illusion of movement. It's much cheaper than doing it the other way around.
Trump: "We have photographs or tapes -- like moving cameras, right? -- where people are on the side cutting it with a box knife."
August 3, 2026 at 10:19 PM
A lot of people don't know this, but when they make movies or TV shows, all the actors stay perfectly still and the cameras move around to create the illusion of movement. It's much cheaper than doing it the other way around.
I can't stop laughing about "perimeters of a deal," how did we ever end up in a world where millions of people wanted this dolt in charge
safe bet we’ll hear the apparatchiks repeat this phrase, an obvious eggcorn, many times tomorrow like they’ve been saying it all their lives.
BREAKING: Trump pauses attacks on Iran, citing “perimeters of a deal” that would end Tehran’s “nuclear threat” and reopen the Strait of Hormuz.
August 2, 2026 at 6:30 AM
I can't stop laughing about "perimeters of a deal," how did we ever end up in a world where millions of people wanted this dolt in charge