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Vote Green; get Reform.
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Hello Green voters who are on my page because I've said something which upset you [CHALLENGE LEVEL: EASY], but it's most likely 'you can't win a majority under FPTP at a general election.'

Welcome! Stay a while and read some truths, but don't follow, or I'll send you to the cornfield!
The Twilight Zone: Anthony Points
ALT: The Twilight Zone: Anthony Points
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"socialism is everything I do not like and do not understand"
Q: How do you define socialism personally?

JD VANCE: I think in reality what it actually means in the American context is you want to replace American workers with foreigners workers, and you want boys to play in girls' sports
October 8, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Here's something I wrote and recorded for the fucking fun of it.

Feel free to listen. Still a demo/work-in-progress, but the bones are there.

shorturl.at/O0Cke
October 8, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Captain Projection continues to project while accusing others of projecting without a hint of irony in his tone ahahahahahaha.

I cannot continue to publicly bully him this way. It isn't fair to his hurt feelings or tiny mind xxxxx
Ah, so glad you decided to rejoin us 😊. Where were we? Oh, yeah... your psche was fracturing. I hope you have people around you to support and help you, you deserve it! Sometimes I wonder just how lonely some people are on the internet, it can manifest is some very interesting ways. How are you?
October 8, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Prince Nonce is about to get a payout...

Why are the police woefully ineffective at their literal job?

#ACAB

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Andrew search warrants were unlawful, court hears
The former prince is taking legal action against Thames Valley Police after his homes were searched earlier this year.
www.bbc.co.uk
October 8, 2026 at 2:27 PM
HE GENIUINELY BELIEVES GREENS CAN WIN AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA.

Seriously, I can't do this anymore. I'm definitely just bullying Captain Projection at this point xx
I genuinely appreciate the fact you're continuing to quote post. Do you know why? Because it is only impacting your psychology further. I generally don't wish poor mental health on anyone, but your stance against the green party in conjunction with your open displays of lunacy only help us.. truly.
October 8, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Captain Projection still arguing he's been silenced... while engaging because he's not being silenced ahahahahaha.

Such a victim mentality, these Greens. Little offended bunches of perpetual victim, they are.

See ya next time you're upset and interjecting, Captain Projection! Ahahahahaha.
October 8, 2026 at 2:06 PM
He's upset he cannot respond... While responding? Ahahahahahhahaa average tiny mind Green voter intelligence on full display.

Also calling people mad? Captain Projection is at it again ahahahahahahahahaha.

Honestly, it really feels like bullying now. Someone come and take his phone off him xxxxx
So you're saying you're not blocking responses to your quote posts? You're saying I'm not having to resort to limiting myself to responding to this winging effort to recruit a random to your joke of an existence? You are literally mad lol. Like... literally.
October 8, 2026 at 1:56 PM
"scared of me"

Ahahahahahah he's dumber than I thought, which is mightily impressive.

"Allow me to respond?"

Like you have been?

Bless his tiny Green mind ahahahah xx
"empty bag of non-impressive tricks is thoroughly empty, much like the space in his head ahahaha". Well that would make more sense if you weren't scared of me huh. Otherwise you would allow me to respond instead of whining to randoms about me. You're a coward bro.
October 8, 2026 at 1:49 PM
"you have no idea what fun is"

Is that you projecting? Ahahahahaha.

He's completely lost it ahahahaha. A completely empty bag of non-impressive tricks is thoroughly empty, much like the space in his head ahahaha.

Stay mad, little Green xx
"It used to be fun" I guarantee just like your presumed size advantage you are bluffing and have no idea what fun is. You wouldn't be sweating in a "losing" party's comments otherwise. Quote more.You're asking for help, but no one comes. But then you should be used to that lol.
October 8, 2026 at 1:26 PM
I wonder how Slow Sloane is getting on since his ban and subsequent removal from trending topics? Is he still whinging and crying about it because his echo chamber no longer gives him the attention he desperately craves?

Sucks to suck.
October 8, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Calls others names, whole accusing them of projecting without a hint of irony or self-awareness in his little Green tone ahahaha.

"Everyone is projecting except me!1!1!1" ahahahahahahahahhahahaha.

This used to be fun, but now it's sad. It's like bullying the mentally challenged.
I guarantee I'm bigger than you Dave, both in terms of size and character. The latter can be proven not only by the fact I argue in good faith, but also because your sweaty, projecting, meme lord ass blocks responses in your quote posts of mine that also receive zero likes unless you count your own.
October 8, 2026 at 1:10 PM
Loser talk from little Green lunatics again ahahahahaha x
Do you know what a fight looks like when you're an underdog? You realise it's a process right? Even if he loses, the point is that you have a firm, moral foundation to keep fighting. That's what separates the weak from the strong. You think in terms of years, we think in terms of generations.
October 8, 2026 at 12:56 PM
Reposted by Abigail Lemonparty
This is your reminder that, three years into Israel's genocide of Palestine, it did not start on October 7th 2023. That was retaliation. The Nakba still continues today, since 1948. 78 years of uncountable Israeli atrocities.

Fuck the Israeli Occupation Force and Zionism.

Free Palestine. 🇵🇸
October 7, 2026 at 10:02 AM
Margaret Hamilton RIP.

Absolutely gutted.
October 8, 2026 at 6:14 AM
Happy 'send Zack packing' day everyone!

#HolbornByElection
October 8, 2026 at 6:00 AM
Reposted by Abigail Lemonparty
one of the Palestinian mothers i am connected with just sent me a photo of a stray bullet that entered their tent, and said “If one of us was standing, he would have been hit by the bullet”

this woman is raising 5 children in this. FREE FUCKING PALESTINE. THE GENOCIDE DID NOT BEGIN OCTOBER 7 2023.
October 7, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Bizarre little men.
October 7, 2026 at 3:13 PM
I don't have to worry about rising rent costs because I live rent-free in @el-phantasmo.bsky.social's tiny mind ahahahahahahaha xx
October 7, 2026 at 11:15 AM
"fuck those idiot Green voters"

AND HE REPLIES AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Two self-owns from this not-so-bright little Green idiot, now.

"Leave the insult and the owner will pick it up"

If he had emotional regulation he could stop himself, but of course, he doesn't and can't.

Too easy to bait, now x
Dave! I was expecting an answer. Hope you're doing ok... are you ok Dave? I think you might be crashing out mate. Would you like to call me a cunt again? I'll happily take it if it makes you feel better. We love you Dave, just know that you are seen 🤗
October 7, 2026 at 11:14 AM
Eva Saint Marie dead!

#Deathlist2026: 11/50.

deathlist.net
October 7, 2026 at 11:12 AM
Badenoch leading a tribute to Jeffrey Archer.

Neglects to mention his conviction for perjury...
October 7, 2026 at 10:51 AM
#ElectoralCalculus is out!

And HOLY FUCK they believe Greens will end up LOSING seats ahahahahahahahaha. Down from five to two. I'd been predicting six, but clearly that's 66% more generous than I should have been.
October 7, 2026 at 10:39 AM
Another one deserting the sinking ship...

bsky.app/profile/hugh...
More Green figures leaving
October 7, 2026 at 10:31 AM
"Fuck those idiot Green voters"
Wrong answers only. My bet:
thanks for all the fish.
October 7, 2026 at 10:28 AM
"all criticisms are projections and all opinions I do not like are Russian bots" once again coming from the self-identified Green cunt.

If he had any emotional maturity he'd resist replying to an account he thinks is a bot, but like a schoolgirl he can't control his emotions. Many such cases!
You sounded really triggered Dave. Normally you act like a petulant little bitch, but you out did yourself. If I was so intellectually challenged, you'd think you'd be more willing to engage ... instead I have to find posts that your dumbass has forgotten to block replies on. Projecting again Dave?
October 7, 2026 at 10:20 AM