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My plan is sheer elegance in its simplicity.
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Goddamn them all
I have received news of a perfectly named cafe located on the waterfront of Nova Scotia's capital, if you know what I mean
September 8, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Goddamn them all
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You'd be amazed by how much moaning a MILF can do while *checks notes* getting up or sitting back down.
September 7, 2026 at 6:31 PM
You'd be amazed by how much moaning a MILF can do while *checks notes* getting up or sitting back down.
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found this in the top posts and it succeeds in being very funny while also inducing a borderline homicidal rage
September 4, 2026 at 4:53 AM
found this in the top posts and it succeeds in being very funny while also inducing a borderline homicidal rage
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Happy Seth Moulton Loses Day to all who celebrate!
September 2, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Happy Seth Moulton Loses Day to all who celebrate!
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Tom Baker looking increasingly deranged as Professor Plum on Cluedo
September 1, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Tom Baker looking increasingly deranged as Professor Plum on Cluedo
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LLM generated image search results for "Rosh Hashanah", ranked.
(all of these were found on the "no AI" setting of DuckDuckGo.)
(all of these were found on the "no AI" setting of DuckDuckGo.)
August 27, 2026 at 9:07 PM
LLM generated image search results for "Rosh Hashanah", ranked.
(all of these were found on the "no AI" setting of DuckDuckGo.)
(all of these were found on the "no AI" setting of DuckDuckGo.)
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*laughs in Bluesky*
August 20, 2026 at 12:49 AM
*laughs in Bluesky*
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Friends, when this luxury hotel website says they offer guests ‘daily puppy play’ I know what they actually mean, I DO, but also I am absolutely not taking my mother to stay there.
August 16, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Friends, when this luxury hotel website says they offer guests ‘daily puppy play’ I know what they actually mean, I DO, but also I am absolutely not taking my mother to stay there.
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A lot of people don't know this, but when you brush a cat, you are legally required to show them the wad of cat hair that came off of them and tell them "this is enough for another whole cat"
August 16, 2026 at 10:51 PM
A lot of people don't know this, but when you brush a cat, you are legally required to show them the wad of cat hair that came off of them and tell them "this is enough for another whole cat"
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Happy 69th birthday to Daniel Ash of Bauhaus, Tones on Tail and Love and Rockets.
July 31, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Happy 69th birthday to Daniel Ash of Bauhaus, Tones on Tail and Love and Rockets.
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Possibly I also bought a shirt and am also not sorry
YES I bought a concert tour tee shirt, NO I am not sorry.
July 28, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Possibly I also bought a shirt and am also not sorry
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Am delighted (and unsurprised) to discover that both @temvald.bsky.social and I can sing along with every word to Weird Al’s The Saga Begins.
July 19, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Am delighted (and unsurprised) to discover that both @temvald.bsky.social and I can sing along with every word to Weird Al’s The Saga Begins.
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I want us all to band together to make sure OpenAI and Larry Ellison eat shit
That would be catastrophic for Larry Ellison, who lives on debt backed by his 40% share of Oracle stock. If the share price plunges, his creditors will likely be forced to liquidate much of his holdings, creating a downward spiral.
No bailout will save him.
www.wheresyoured.at/the-openai-bubble/
No bailout will save him.
www.wheresyoured.at/the-openai-bubble/
![Hey — HEY! I said no laughing! Stop it!
This is all very serious! This is a serious situation! You’re laughing about the potential downfall of a guy who once wrote a letter to the New York Times attacking HP for firing former CEO Mark Hurd for repeatedly making sexual advances toward a reality star using HP’s finances!
Sorry, my mistake, you should keep laughing, even the prospect of what I’m about to tell you is hilarious.
As I said in my piece about how OpenAI Kills Oracle:
[The collapse of Stargate and OpenAI would be] a very bad thing for Larry Ellison, who holds around 40% of Oracle’s shares and receives a dividend of around $2.3 billion a year as a result, especially as he’s backed the $111 billion Paramount-Warner Brothers Discovery merger deal with $45.7 billion of that as an equity commitment from the Ellison Trust (the Ellison family investment arm which holds his Oracle shares) with Larry himself guaranteeing the amount, with $24 billion of those funds likely coming from the Middle East.
This leaves the Ellison family with around $12 billion left to fund the deal. Depending on how liquid the trust is, it could foreseeably fund that in cash, but if Ellison is a little light, he might have to take out further margin loans on his Oracle stock.
Yes, I used the word “further.” Ellison has already pledged 346 million shares of his Oracle stock — or around $61.5 billion — “to secure certain personal indebtedness, including various lines of credit,” meaning “many big, beautiful loans against his Oracle shares.” which IFR estimated back in September (when Oracle’s stock price was much higher) could allow him to secure as much as $21.4 billion in debt at a (they say “conservative”) loan-to-value ratio of 20%, and that’s assuming the banks weren’t particularly generous.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qc6xzgctorfsm35w6i3vdebx/bafkreibvfw55c73ih3ymfk7eglivbryu5wah7jqbifz4ks2re736vztxzm)
July 16, 2026 at 5:05 PM
I want us all to band together to make sure OpenAI and Larry Ellison eat shit
On the list of songs that I didn't know were covers for the longest time. I only knew the Camper Van Beethoven version. Here's the original
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqCT...
(Inspired to post by looking outside today, for some reason.)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqCT...
(Inspired to post by looking outside today, for some reason.)
Status Quo - Pictures Of Matchstick Men (Official Top Of The Pops Video)
YouTube video by Ripples - Folk and Pop from the 60s and 70s
www.youtube.com
July 15, 2026 at 1:41 PM
On the list of songs that I didn't know were covers for the longest time. I only knew the Camper Van Beethoven version. Here's the original
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqCT...
(Inspired to post by looking outside today, for some reason.)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqCT...
(Inspired to post by looking outside today, for some reason.)
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It's official: Dem AGs are suing to block Paramount and Warner Bros.' merger.
Not only would this merger hurt competition, it would allow Trump's buddies, the Ellisons, to control what you watch and how much you pay for it from everything from Animal Planet to CBS News to HBO.
We're fighting back.
Not only would this merger hurt competition, it would allow Trump's buddies, the Ellisons, to control what you watch and how much you pay for it from everything from Animal Planet to CBS News to HBO.
We're fighting back.
July 13, 2026 at 4:43 PM
It's official: Dem AGs are suing to block Paramount and Warner Bros.' merger.
Not only would this merger hurt competition, it would allow Trump's buddies, the Ellisons, to control what you watch and how much you pay for it from everything from Animal Planet to CBS News to HBO.
We're fighting back.
Not only would this merger hurt competition, it would allow Trump's buddies, the Ellisons, to control what you watch and how much you pay for it from everything from Animal Planet to CBS News to HBO.
We're fighting back.
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"Is America Good or Bad" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 250 years of heated debate
July 4, 2026 at 4:55 PM
"Is America Good or Bad" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 250 years of heated debate
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Technically, they’re Remains now.
June 24, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Technically, they’re Remains now.
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On Saturday in Franklin—the affluent Middle Tennessee community that inspired Hate Comes to Main Street—the sun seemed to shine just a bit brighter. "I humbly plead and pray that telling the stories will prevent us from falling back into darkness." www.hatecomestomainstreet.com/p/hate-in-a-...
Hate in a Hallmark Town, Part 5: A Community Acknowledges a Dark Past
"I humbly plead and pray that telling the stories will prevent us from falling back into darkness," said Franklin, Tennessee, Mayor Ken Moore.
www.hatecomestomainstreet.com
June 22, 2026 at 1:25 PM
On Saturday in Franklin—the affluent Middle Tennessee community that inspired Hate Comes to Main Street—the sun seemed to shine just a bit brighter. "I humbly plead and pray that telling the stories will prevent us from falling back into darkness." www.hatecomestomainstreet.com/p/hate-in-a-...